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10 Things Your Body Can Do After You Die

Hits: 20783 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Science | Added by: saintpatty
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aram200
Male, 13-17, Europe
 257 Posts
Sunday, June 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM
apperenlty you poop after you die

Samigator
Female, 13-17, Canada
 67 Posts
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:49:38 PM
...its not what your dead body can do.. its what people want to do with you when you're not in it...

roduku
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2008 6:27:52 PM
I heard someone opened Beethoven's coffin and found him de-composing.

rgandi1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 54 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 7:55:00 PM
lol put it on trial.
"you did it didnt you?"
*silence*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
*silence*
"its cuz you're guilty isnt it? AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"

can you just imagine how retarted the guy mustve sounded yelling at a corpse?


Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2556 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 7:20:09 PM
eww

Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 1140 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 6:25:41 PM
Wow, how utterly morbid.

5405841
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 285 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 2:59:10 PM
# 3 came to a museum in miami. i saw it on a school trip and it was pretty neat.

Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5353 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 2:11:26 PM
You forgot the one of about being encased in glass and turned in to a table.

PTK, when you die, we'll say "Who the hell wa he?" and get on with it.

Wait, we're both high school juniors...

well Lion, nice knowing ya, have fun having your body trott in the ground some years before I do!

Let's turn this in tro a celebration for the dead.

Oh and, I thought it was going to be about letting goi of your bladder and rotting and getting eaten by insects.


Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
 930 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 11:58:24 AM
Cardboard coffin under a tree, please. (:

JoexBro
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 78 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 10:58:47 AM
If you guys really want to go in depth about what can be done after death read Bones: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers. It also covers history of cadavers

coolthing97
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 795 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 9:10:07 AM
cool.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 564 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 6:36:28 AM
Hey your butt looks great. Did you have some work done?

Yeah, I had it vitrified. Unfortunatly, it developed a large crack in it.


liberalirony
Male, 18-29, Europe
 134 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 2:39:33 AM
Burn me, bury me, sell me for science, I don't care, I'll be dead

Charizzo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1581 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 1:54:21 AM
Holy water! That Bodies Revealed exhibit is currently in my town =D

missaquafina
Female, 18-29, Western US
 193 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 12:32:21 AM
that is that Elena Hoyos chick

missaquafina
Female, 18-29, Western US
 193 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 12:31:45 AM
she's dead, creepy

http://www.voltini.com/22b1e730.jpg


Poreka
Female, 13-17, Europe
 710 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:12:34 PM
All of those are useless, except the power a city one. The body is only a vessel, the soul is the true person.

Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
 930 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:56:45 PM
O_o I wanna be left alone in my hole.

adilicious
Female, 13-17, Western US
 341 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:10:19 PM
That stalker one was a bit... unsettling.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:08:02 PM
Number 7 is a cute little story. When I have kids I will tell them that as a bedtime tale.

d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1790 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:58:42 PM
sounds lovely

Iroj
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 930 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:31:28 PM
I know, Opie, I'm KILLING, today.

Get it? Heh heh.


opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14283 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:02:29 PM
Haha, I love stupid jokes like that, Lion.

And cute, Iroj. Cute.


keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 765 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:56:43 PM
HAHAHA i liked the pope putting the other dead pope on trial. that guy wanted the truth, yet couldn't handle it.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5382 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:45:40 PM
> primetimekin
> When I die, I want a world wide day of mourning

Well that's not going to happen, I'm going to die before you and when I die, the whole world blinks out anyway... seeing as how Existence is just a continuing nightmare I'm having.

***

Hitler goes to see an Astrologer and says "Things aren't going well on the Eastern Front, or the West. I'm worried... can you tell me WHEN I will die?" She looks into her crystal ball and says "I see... you will die on a Jewish Holiday." He says "Well that's not very definite. WHICH Jewish Holiday?" She says "It doesn't matter, whatever day you die will be a Jewish Holiday..."


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