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6 Martial Arts for Killing a Man With Your Hands

Hits: 11720 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Sports | Added by: wyllups
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firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1225 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:51:51 PM
Tread softly and practice Eskrima...?

runt514
Male, 18-29, Canada
 82 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:39:58 AM
Cameltoe, I have been taking Krav Maga for a while now, and there is no way in hell you, or anyone you know could hold me in a choke hold for more than 3 seconds before something on you broke. :)
I agree with the list. Krav Maga is brutal. It teaches you how to win a fight, not a match. The first thing I was taught was how to disarm a gun from point blank and kill the opponent.

Majase
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 252 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 4:42:53 PM
Knuckles to the throat; that's all one needs to know.

luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2297 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 3:22:02 PM
I've been wanting to learn eskrima for years.... especially when I was still living in the philippines. I'd Preferably use it when I get attacked by thugs after buying 2 broomsticks from the supermarket >_>

Mahsugina
Male, 13-17, Western US
 76 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 3:19:13 PM
I'm in tae kwon do.

bigrabbit
Female, 18-29, Australia
 6 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 1:09:25 PM
Eskrima look slike it would kick arse. Always good to have a martial art where you get to carry a couple of big sticks around with you.

Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
 930 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 12:11:19 PM
~Schnetty.. cooooool : D What kinda weapon? A hammer?

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 11:35:55 AM
Nah Gun fu is the most deadly here's an example.


trueninja
Male, 13-17, Europe
 111 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 11:18:08 AM
I would put karate pretty high up there, I've been kicked by my karate instructor behind a massive foam pad, and believe me, you wouldn't get up after it.

BlackiPod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1229 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 9:15:28 AM
Also, that chick in the Eskrima picture looks like Sarah Silverman... <_< >_> fap. fap. fap. fap. fap...

BlackiPod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1229 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 9:07:47 AM
I know I wouldnt want to get hit by the butt stroke, and thats not supposed to be funny. Check the video

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 7:14:38 AM
I never relized you could make a metal toxic I thought the heat would destroy it and hehehe Semper fu pretty funny.

schnetty
Male, 18-29, Africa
 1 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 7:08:08 AM
I do Dim Mak!!!!!!!!!

In my country i'm not allowed to start a fight or else i can get sued because i am classified as a deadly Human Weapon.

But with these Martial arts you could kill someone if you wanted to.

Also depends who you're fighting!!!!!


B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2959 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 6:52:29 AM
"There's also a weapon associated with silat, the kris. It's a wavy knife used with quick, stabbing motions aimed at soft spots on the body. Oh, also, one of the most deadly neurotoxins in the world is smelted directly into the metal and that just a scratch is enough to kill you within seconds"

woooah


wuguwa
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 147 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 5:42:52 AM
that was a horrible list. why would they even have the stick fighting one with the title of the list includes the words "with your bear hands?" there are some better candidates for that list out there.

iluvfood
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 325 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 2:30:39 AM
two things

1.martial arts all involve knowing the distance your opponent is away from you, but in kendo (the hardest martial art) you have to know your opponets sword and body distance making it very hard.

2. dim mak is the deadliest martial art


Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
 930 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 1:27:11 AM
Hmm.. Nothing beats a hearty kick to the balls and a slap to the chops. ...>:D

Lorodiam
Male, 18-29, Europe
 186 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 12:49:52 AM
hehe... alot of these look pretty brutal. But if i had to pick one.. Silat.. lol. Kick em in the nuts and punch him in the nose on the way down..hell kick him in the head when hes on the ground just to be sure.
The number 1 spot really didn't look that brutal to be honest, maybe it was just a bad video they used to represent it.

Camaleao
Male, 18-29, Europe
 8 Posts
Monday, September 08, 2008 12:43:32 AM
i dont really agree with that list. simply because i think that if you want to kill someone, breaking his neck or chocking him to death is way more reliable than kicking his face. ok, i have never done those martial arts, so i cant be too sure, but muay thai does not have chocke holds as far as i know. not sure about krav maga, silat, eskrima, mcmap.
for sambo, i know several sambo fighters. in russia, those who do best in sambo are sent to the judo schools, because even the russian sambo fighters say judo is often more effective(if more difficult to learn). putin got the black belt in judo ^^
so in my opinion, judo and ju-justu are missing, along with any other martial art that employs chocke holds and goes right for breacking the other guys neck

Filipino916
Male, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 11:29:47 PM
I think Mirko Cro Cop's Left High Kick could kill a man. Oh yeah Cung Le broke Frank Shamrock's arms with a High kick.

chikoori
Female, 18-29, Western US
 3522 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 10:56:06 PM
Hahaha, I knew Krav Maga would be #1 on that list.

GrnFantasic
Male, 13-17, Canada
 628 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 9:49:03 PM
Cool. I actually do escrima...Everyone asks "Oh what belt are you? Is that high?", since there's no system like that, I just says something stupid like "I'm a white t-shirt."

splurbyburbl
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 834 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 8:55:57 PM
As a MCMAP instructor since 2001 I can say that, among other things, there are many Krav Maga moves in the MCMAP. (Marine Corps Martial Arts Program) Plus we use earth tone color belts. tan, grey, green, brown, black. It can be very effective if taken seriously.

Triskele
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 215 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 8:31:35 PM
I took karate for two years, and yeah. It doesn't compete with Muay Thai.

Red5TheFinn
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1625 Posts
Sunday, September 07, 2008 8:17:29 PM
I do KM every once in a while.

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