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Fecal Cocktail

Hits: 6960 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Science | Added by: bonjamin
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MePerson
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 49 Posts
Friday, June 20, 2008 8:19:05 AM
77% does not equal 2/3.

apttodo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 673 Posts
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:05:05 AM
Those weren't lemon slices, they were proper massive lemon wedges! What a waste.

teph2112
Male, 13-17, Asia
 625 Posts
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:10:52 AM
And that still doesn't makes sense cause your loaded with bacteria

teph2112
Male, 13-17, Asia
 625 Posts
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:10:33 AM
blah blah microbes
NO poo SHERLOCK
Find me a place where there's absolutely no bacteria in which you can survive for more than 5 seconds naked

uniquename
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 118 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 8:57:38 PM
i work in a restaurant.. so i heard about this a while back.. but seriously.. take a food safe course.. there is staph bacteria on just about everything.. and i would like you to hame 3 things in the world that dont have some sort of germ roostertail that can "potentially make you sick".. has it been a problem.. is that what caused the black plague? no.. so why do people make a big deal out of things that havent caused any problems in the last thousand years?

Joomoka
Male, 18-29, Africa
 25 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 7:43:09 PM
Short answer, bacterial R.N.A integrates with cellular R.N.A, causing the production of more bacteria, in most cases. This bacteria causes a mutation of the host's R.N.A or D.N.A, which in turn causes the "programed cell death" response of the cell to deactivate. The D.N.A continues to mutate and reproduce until a tumor is formed. This is how most cancer is caused, external (or internal) factors causing a mutation in the D.N.A of a cell and the over reproduction of said cell. I don't remember the name of the particular bacteria, just what the lab tech. that helped me said, sorry.

notpluggedin
Female, 18-29, Europe
 262 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 7:12:34 PM
^^I mean bone.

notpluggedin
Female, 18-29, Europe
 262 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 7:12:15 PM
How can bacteria cause done cancer?

concept
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 86 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 5:46:12 PM
Oh noes, my lemons have fecal bacteria. What is I gonna do?

Joomoka
Male, 18-29, Africa
 25 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 4:58:15 PM
According to webster's, Faecal is an adjective while fecal is a noun. For example: "There's corn in my fecal matter!" as opposed to "That corn is faecal!"

sleepingsun
Male, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 4:36:24 PM
I might be being retarded here, or it could be an American thing, but isn't it 'faecal' matter (feesel) rather than 'fecal' (feekal)...that annoyed me the whole way through! Either way, I'm not that fussed, I'll still have lemon.

IslandLotus
Female, 18-29, Western US
 377 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 4:29:19 PM
Why are they singling out lemons? I mean, if the bacteria is on the employee's hands, bacteria is going to be on everything he touches, not just the lemons. If the bacteria is coming from the knife, or the prep surface, all the other food would be affected also. Basically, bacteria is everywhere, and thinking you are avoiding it by choosing not to have a lemon wedge is foolish. There is probably even more bacteria on the ice. We eat crap everyday. No news here, people. Move along.

SoCal
Male, 18-29, Western US
 475 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 2:42:14 PM
haha OMG GERMS!!!

If you think that is bad you should hear what i do at the pizza shop i work at.


Joomoka
Male, 18-29, Africa
 25 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 2:17:52 PM
edit*

....I found a BACTERIA responsible....


Joomoka
Male, 18-29, Africa
 25 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 2:16:29 PM
Here's a little fact: 40% of all fecal matter released is composed of the "life-necessary" bacteria currently thriving in your intestines. In truth, 23 of the 25 species they found on the lemons are LIKELY (not saying I know for sure) to be found on any common surface. I did a project similar to this, but on the menus. Unlike the lemons, menus rarely get wiped down or washed before use. I found a responsible for BONE CANCER at a prominent chain restaurant! Thats scary, not a little poo on your lemon.

grlgeorge1
Female, 40-49, Western US
 41 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 1:51:51 PM
pmarren-
thanks! I have never encountered the jesus tap-dancing christ before. Too friggin funny.


ya'll know, that 70% of all statistics are wrong over 80% of the time........


Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 1140 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 1:16:33 PM
I never really cared for lemons in my drink. Lemon in the water? no thanks.

duckinfuh
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 822 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 1:11:11 PM
77% have disease causing bacteria?
so why isnt 77% of america in a state of perpetual illness?
oh, right. because most of america has developed immunities to it.

it might cause a 3 year old to get sick, but an average adult, who is exposed to (and builds immunities against) all kinds of bacteria for 20+ years..? i, for one, will still have a slice of lemon with my tea, thankyouverymuch.


hyeonkim0805
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 514 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 1:03:50 PM
DAMN IT!!! I love lemons in my drink. Now I can't hav them in my drink with out knowing their is sh*t bacteria on them... F*CK!!!

i-am-horny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1060 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 12:44:15 PM
what*

i-am-horny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1060 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 12:43:58 PM
meh, wo cares 99% of our food we eat has unwanted bacteria, hat you gonna do? tell them to go away?

xAnarChisTx
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 27 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 12:12:03 PM
Yeah, kinda nasty. Whenever I get a Blue Moon, I always get an orange with it. I would stop doing that, but I just don't give a crap.

jetmark
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1029 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 12:06:13 PM
every once in a while, the less you know, the better.

jetmark
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1029 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 12:05:54 PM
what the hell kind of restaurants is she eating at?
and tell me how you get a lemon wedge on the rim of a glass with tongs, idiot? i'd like to see him manage that.

calcal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 77 Posts
Monday, May 19, 2008 11:57:20 AM
personally i love ingesting sh*t, so its all sweet for me

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