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Saturday Morning: With Kids Vs No Kids [Pic]

Hits: 3976 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: MarthFador
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nadineturner
Male, 30-39, S. America
 1 Posts
Wednesday, August 06, 2014 10:03:10 PM
Its really true life is like heaven when we don't have kids and when we have them it becomes vice versa.You can shophere.

Funkdeluxe
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 27 Posts
Tuesday, August 05, 2014 12:25:58 PM
Kids are better than sleep. No amount of sleeping in will ever compare to your kids saying "I love you daddy" (or mommy).

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1892 Posts
Monday, August 04, 2014 1:22:24 AM
As someone who had kids early in life and is now enjoying a semi-retirement in his early 50's, I can attest to the accuracy of both sides of that list.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Sunday, August 03, 2014 9:22:35 AM
As someone without kids, I can confirm this is accurate. *adjusts sleep number*

8jdb28jdb2
Male, 30-39, Canada
 82 Posts
Sunday, August 03, 2014 6:58:31 AM
I'm going to post this just because I'm surprised that no one really knows about it. I heard it mentioned in psyc class in uni and later confirmed by the interwebs.

Garlic increases testosterone. The males testosterone levels influence the sex of the child. If you and your partner want to engage in planned parenthood, the behaviours (and health) of the male can have influence the range of possible outcomes. Cheers.

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1118 Posts
Sunday, August 03, 2014 4:06:02 AM
No kids here, just bad sleep habits. Sometimes I'll awaken at 5am, sometimes 5pm, other times 7am and once 2am. I'm still trying to sleep.


Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1023 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 8:39:00 PM
There is no such thing as sleep in our home..I love every bit of it..I didn't know what I was missing until I became a mama..I remember just 8 years ago, before I had children my idea of fun on a Saturday night would be going out to the clubs and dancing the night away..Now my idea of a good time on Saturday night is actually making it through a whole movie before finally passing out from exhaustion...

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2669 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 7:46:14 PM
I have two kids and never had half of those problems.

This morningI woke up about 7 but my wife and I just laid there half asleep/awake. In the meantime our kids got up (didn't even hear them) and made themselves bowls of cereal and sat down to watch TV quietly.

I finally got up around 9 when our dog walked up and laid her head on my arm half an inch from my face to let me know that it was time for her to go outside.

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 3:41:22 PM
Haha, I'm always up before my kids, every day, guaranteed. They've always slept like a couple teenagers, not morning people at all.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11726 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 3:35:33 PM
Used to work nights (9 years or so)
Made redundant after 24 years 7 weeks ago, my sleep pattern is about as fecked as fecked is.
I go to bed about Midnight or so, my brain still tells me I should be awake, finally flake out about 3 am, Kitteh jumps on me and wakes me up, at 6.30am - used to being fed at this time (The time I got home when working nights) Urghhhhhh!

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4815 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 12:36:13 PM
DertMerchant

True. Six on a work day, seven on a holiday. Maybe eight if the weather is foul and I'm hungover.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2090 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 11:56:11 AM
I wouldn't trade the list on the left for anything.

KitFox
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 537 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 11:55:25 AM
My friends' kids wake up around 9 or 10, and they're 1 1/2 and 4 years old. But then again, their parents are night owls and don't make them fall asleep at a certain time.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6013 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 10:35:12 AM
Very true, but now my kids are adult I can't get out the habit of being up by seven. I hate to waste a day...

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6206 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 10:13:46 AM
I concur

fuad119
Male, 18-29, Asia
 145 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 10:13:21 AM
It is funny and true but I kinda miss my baby nephew waking me up every morning..

DertMerchant
Male, 18-29, Canada
 311 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 9:37:24 AM
Kids or not, If you don't get out of bed until 11, there is something wrong with you. Either physically or mentally.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2302 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 9:35:30 AM
i dont know, to be honest i think having something to distract from my insomnia and horrible, terrifying nightmares would be a godsend.

600 lying in bed awake staring into darkness.
630 still darkness. nothing but eternal darkness.
700 sun begins to rise, casts scary shadows all around your room.
800 finally begin to drift to sleep. you hear what you think is a baby crying off in the distance as you fall asleep.
830 terrible fiery demons bathes your body in whips and flame. you are in hell.
900 the hoots of an owl can be heard through the window, its wide eyed gaze peers into your soul.
930 you wake up from what you thought were scratching noises coming from under your bed.
1000 the scratching sounds persists, you tell yourself it is just the house settling.
1030 you lie frozen in terror as you watch with your own eyes the shadows in your room swirling about to form a figure of shadow.
1100 the sun has fully risen, but the shadowy figure te

whipplefunk
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 684 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 9:23:15 AM
that is 100% accurate. I have 2 children.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2271 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2014 9:07:28 AM
Yep. Never havin kids :p

MarthFador
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 775 Posts
Tuesday, July 29, 2014 9:45:37 AM
Link: Saturday Morning: With Kids Vs No Kids [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now tell me all about your bundles of joy again....


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