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Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe [Pix]

Hits: 5054 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Monday, July 21, 2014 12:25:36 PM
"... you could wear the condom for sexy warmth."
I tried that. She said the phone was too much then, the matches ignited...

ssalty
Male, 60-69, Western US
 193 Posts
Monday, July 21, 2014 10:17:12 AM
If you are male, you could wear the condom for sexy warmth.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4598 Posts
Monday, July 21, 2014 6:20:06 AM
The watch one is stupid. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Now you know your directions. No watch needed.

monkeyspankn
Male, 60-69, Southern US
 156 Posts
Monday, July 21, 2014 1:39:48 AM
Yes Draculya the watch one got me too. Also if you can get to a bridge or overpass in a tornado that is the safest place you can be. Up in under the overpass beams and hold on for dear life. I've never heard of one being blown down.

jops360
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 582 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 9:45:13 PM
dont condoms contain lube? wouldnt that hurt matches?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 9:25:46 PM
badly written psuedo-survival tips.

e.g. read the watch one twice.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 6:17:48 PM
"Rapey bears often have syphilis."
"It was all the bears fault" said the Canadian chick...

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2652 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 3:58:57 PM
I was gonna jump down yer s*** for taking the site logo off all the pics, but at least you linked them in the credits.

ak2nc1
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 616 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 3:38:58 PM
knowing the size of the water bottle for the bleach trick would be nice. Is it a 2 litre? or a smaller single serving type?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4624 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 3:00:49 PM
Also useful for keeping you hair dry in an emergency. (If you don't die laughing in the process).


Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 692 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 2:53:11 PM
Condoms are very useful in wilderness survival.

Rapey bears often have syphilis.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4624 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 2:52:17 PM
What flavour should the condoms be? Ribbed, tickler or whatever?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 2:11:53 PM
"Now, how-the-hell you gonna send text with that dry-assed condom on yo' phone...?"

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5804 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 12:53:27 PM
Ranulph Fiennes recommended unlubricated condoms as emergency kit- from ear warmers to water carriers!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 12:33:08 PM
"Yes, but, how should one keep the condoms dry...?"

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1445 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2014 8:37:08 AM
Link: Survival Tips In Case Of Catastrophe [Pix] [Rate Link] - Gotta love sexy, sexy warmth.


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