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Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif]

Hits: 4569 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Travel | Added by: richanddead
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ZackDark
Male, 18-29, S. America
 298 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 8:21:33 PM
Stupid. Everyone knows you have to jump towards the back of train and run towards the front when landing.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:35:29 PM
Okay, so this reminds me of a story. (I know I'm getting up in years because lately *everything* seems to remind me of a story.)

So in high school, my best friend was nicknamed "Zolive." Why Zolive? Well, it started in sophomore year when the personalized track jackets arrived. My friend, a transplant from the UK, was named Clive. The jacket manufacturer, an American firm apparently unfamiliar with the name, embroidered his jacket *Olive*. You'd think the hilarity would end there, but no.

Shortly after trying the jacket on, Clive--now Olive--was doing wind sprints across a parking lot in preparation for a meet. He tripped mid-sprint and slid like he was trying to steal 2nd base, much like the kid does in this video. The entire track team turned when we heard this *Zzzzzzzzz* noise as his torso slid across the asphalt, shredding the new jacket (he was a big guy).

From thereafter, he was known as "Zolive."

durdikkimeng
Male, 50-59, Europe
 716 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:45:24 PM
I have no problem with that at all.
Well, except that the train could've been going faster.

LordJim
Male, 60-69, Europe
 5481 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 12:16:59 PM
Newton's first Law of Motion.

Rizzo71
Male, 40-49, Europe
 413 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 12:08:59 PM
Idiots are on this planet to amuse us.
This is really funny.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6877 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 9:10:22 AM
LMAO @ Codejockey

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 8:16:21 AM
I'm surprised he didn't make more of an effort to run forward in the air before hitting the ground. Isn't that the thing to do at that speed since your body is travelling forward with the train?

DeroBoy
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 7:59:02 AM
That's a Melbourne (AUS) train!!!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5386 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 7:58:05 AM
"Tuck and roll, Sanjay!! Tuck and roll!!"

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 7:47:59 AM
Why does that moving train have an open door? Isn't that just begging some ass-hat to do this very thing?

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 1077 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:57:45 AM
russia?

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4683 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:56:42 AM
I always wonder what these idiots think is going to happen.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34123 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:55:26 AM

Somehow that looks cooler in the movies.

richanddead
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2590 Posts
Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:50:18 PM
Link: Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif] [Rate Link] - Guy jumps out of moving train


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