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10 Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage [Pic]

Hits: 7851 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: iansquall
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mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:29:41 PM
Crakr, I agree with you. I also think... pedophiles and even worse
Wait, what's worse than pedophiles?

Anyway, I think the whole monetary gain/privileges of 'marriage' should be equal... I guess?

I don't know why gays want to marry... What's the point? Transfer the car payment? Claim the dead body as Gerry said?

Nobody respects marriage anymore. Stand up in front of all your family and closest friends and declare something you'll dedicate yourself to for the rest of your life. Until death! If it doesn't work... well f**k it, divorce.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25761 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:24:46 PM
Of course that depends on the "Age Of Consent" and the AoC for Marriage too...

In Canada? The AoC used to be 14! But marriage was different. Happily the Conservative Party raised it to 16... but not with opposition from the Liberal Party, who liked 14 = legal for some reason.
And the NDP Party who wanted to lower it to 12...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:19:40 PM

@ Crakr - if you want a "Biblical" definition of marriage..... exactly HOW many wives are you allowed?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:18:36 PM

@ CrakrJak,
As a rule I like you. Even though we are in different camps you usually have some intelligence behind your thoughts. But I have to say, as a friend, you are dead-wrong on this. I have spent 22 years with the same man so that leads to bestiality? Last time I checked a goat could not sign a marriage contract!

And if it did lead to Polygamy, well so what? YOUR bible promotes polygamy. How many wives did those old lechers have?????

Look, I get it, your church doesn't like same-sex-marriage. Okay, well no one is making them perform same-gender marriages. We're just asking eh federal government to alter ssi & tax law.

Now, why do you care so much? Why do you CRAKRJAK think I GERRY am not allowed to claim the same tax return as you??????

It's between me an YOU mofo so come one ! You want a piece of this!!!

RytWing
Male, 30-39, Western US
 316 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:18:30 PM
I Iive in Utah. Polygamy is not legal here. Anyone that says the Mormons practice polygamy is a fool. There are off shoots of the main church that still try to practice it but those people are c-c-crazy. (Inbreeding)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25761 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:18:19 PM
Allowing gay marriage opens up the door to... bestiality... and even worse.


HEY! I resemble that remark @CrakrJak!

But really? It's unlikely to include pedophiles.

Polygamy? Yes. Adult Incest? Yes.

Not 'animal lovers' or pedoes though, at least I HOPE NOT! Same for several other "variations" too.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17177 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 9:08:42 PM
America is going to regret not keeping marriage between one man and one wife.

Allowing gay marriage opens up the door to polygamy, bestiality, pedophiles and even worse.

When you can't define marriage legally anymore, then any perverted relationship can become a "marriage".

This sullies the whole definition and tradition of marriage and turns it into a sick joke.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:44:15 PM
And who says it's one husband and six wives? Why not one wife and six husbands?

liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1300 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:43:35 PM
11. Reason number 11, havent enough couples been punished enough, why the gays too.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:41:18 PM
One man cannot be a loving, close parent to 12 children that he fathered by 6 wives or a good husband to all six wives at once.


Says who? You?

There are many, many men that can't be a good father/husband to one child/wife.



5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25761 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:37:35 PM
@GeoffwasHere: Yes, I really am kidding about marriage to my cats, eh?

But 12 kids by 6 wives is not illegal. Heck, some IAB posts have been about "Moms" with 15 kids by various males or "Dads" with a similar number by various females.
Everyone's on welfare, of course...

So IDK what the problem with Polygamy is, honestly.

Touche! Got me.


@PirateFish: @Gerry1's got a rapier wit, keep your butt covered when he's around!

Also: I'm 100% sure it's illegal, even in Utah. also here in Canada too.
Several groups, both religious and otherwise, are challenging the illegality of polygamy in both countries. Have been for decades! Same for lots of other "variations" on marriage too!

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:34:51 PM
@5Cats

Of course I knew you were kidding. But yeah, polygamy is next. It can't be denied.

I could be wrong, but isn't polygamy legal in Utah for people of the Mormon faith?


I don't think so.

piratefish
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 667 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:33:21 PM
@Gerry:

"A man and woman don't have to ask the ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD for acceptance of their relationship. They said so, so IT IS! So why the FRAcK do I have to justify my 22 year long relationsHip? Why do I still... after fighting AIDS, Jerry Fallwell, Anita Briant, The Christian Coalition and my own damn mother do I hav to ague with you sorry lot about my 22 YEAR LONG relationship with someone?"

You have my understanding and complete support, and according to the polls, over half of America's as well. I just read a recent Gallup poll that shows nearly two thirds of Americans believe the federal government should recognize gay marriage nationally, irrespective of any state's laws.

Just my opinion, but I think it's pretty clear what "the governed" want. Most of us think equal treatment is a natural human right, and one that was meant to be protected under our American form of government.

piratefish
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 667 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:27:35 PM
@mykunter:

I could be wrong, but isn't polygamy legal in Utah for people of the Mormon faith?

Also, I doubt there will be as many people pushing for polygamist marriages in the US. Although think of the advantages - three and four income homes, more people pitching in on the housework...you may be onto something.

piratefish
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 667 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:24:19 PM
@Gerry:

"piratefish, "What makes you think I'm straight"

What makes you think the comments were directed at you ?

*cough*egomaniac*cough*"

Touche! Got me.

GeoffwasHere
Male, 40-49, Western US
 188 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:20:38 PM
As for inter species relationships: The original post said it perfectly. Can an animal of any sort, besides a human read and understand a marriage certificate? No, let alone sign one. Therefor, it is not marriage. As for polygamy, in my mind that does not qualify as a union of marriage simply because of the children. One man cannot be a loving, close parent to 12 children that he fathered by 6 wives or a good husband to all six wives at once.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25761 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:19:11 PM
@Gerry1:
Beer, beer, beer
Pee.
Beer beer
Pee
Beer
Pee
Beer
Pee
Pee
Beer
Pee
Passout.

A poem by @5Cats!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25761 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:16:34 PM
Lolz! @Gerry1, it took a moment to figure out what you meant by "lunch" and supper, just got my first sip of beer.

I got married even though I was getting the milk for free. I didn't want other bulls in MY pasture!

@mykunter: I know, I hope you know I'm just kidding too.
I agree about polygamy: it's exactly the same as hetero or homo marriage, yet it's illegal! Wth? Then comes incest, which is another kettle with the same fish in it... well? Bring them on! It's going to happen sooner or later.

@BuckEyeJoe: I do enjoy a good discussion, and @PirateFish was actually more polite than most.

I don't know why people have a hard time understanding me sometimes. To me it's pretty obvious. Oh well!

I'm honestly expressing what I believe, I dislike "devil's advocate" & only do it if the "sarcasm" /tag is used.

I haven't bothered to "troll" for ages now! No need to.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:09:10 PM

elkingo,
"I am a white, straight, conservative republican, Christian, heterosexual male. I fully support gay rights and marriage. equality is greater than division = > /

You were brought up right.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:07:08 PM

My mother-in-law is a "literal interpretation of the Bible Christian". But I, the homo, am her favorite son-in-law because...
Her neighbor got cancer and her husband left her.
The lady at church got breast cancer, her husband left her.
My husband got stage 5 lymphoma and it never even occurred to me to leave. . . But my relationship is not "real"?

What is wrong with you straight people?

P.S. He lived. 4 years and counting.


elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3418 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 8:03:53 PM
I am a white, straight, conservative republican, Christian, heterosexual male.

I fully support gay rights and marriage.

equality is greater than division = > /

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 7:57:43 PM

1 beer and I'm fine.
2 and I'm pleased.
3 and I'm happy.
4 and I pee.
5 and I'm arguementative
6 and to hell with the world.

I have had SEVEN! {7} so now I'm pissed!

A man and woman don't have to ask the ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD for acceptance of their relationship. They said so, so IT IS! So why the FRAcK do I have to justify my 22 year long relationsHip? Why do I still... after fighting AIDS, Jerry Fallwell, Anita Briant, The Christian Coalition and my own damn mother do I hav to ague with you sorry lot about my 22 YEAR LONG relationship with someone?

End Part One

BuckeyeJoe
Male, 40-49, Europe
 29 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 7:47:41 PM
@5Cats,

Oh I see, you just like a good debate. Fair enough, but following your arguments is a bit challenging, perhaps precisely because they are just a devil's advocate exercise, or a...troll?

And I meant catbox. Sure you can use it if you want, but....maybe....therapy instead?

I'm all for the catnip. BTW. FTW.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 7:47:36 PM
*beastiality

For some reason that word is not in my spell check?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, March 14, 2014 7:47:13 PM

5Cats,
@Gerry1: I thought you got married ages ago!

It's not so easy for gay couples as it is for straights. The straights get it all in one hand basket called "marriage". Gays get part, but not all. A state acknowledges the relationship - but other state does not so if you move you are no longer married. WTF?!

Until the Feds accept same gender marriage it's not "real". I cannot claim HIS ssi benefits the way a straight couple could. I can only claim his tax liability in a joint tax return. To HELL with that! I'll take the liability of marriage when I get the benefits of marriage!

So, last year, when he asked me if I would marry him I said "no". Why should he be stuck with my car loan when he doesn't have the right to claim my body if I died?

Wait... did I get side-tracked? It's the beer..... Well it's all true anyhow.

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