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Who Would Win: Captain Kirk Vs Han Solo [Poll]

Hits: 5186 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: kitteh9lives
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26236 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 9:03:44 PM
@LandoGriffin wins the thread!!!

For posting a picture of Maru (the world's cutest cat!)

@pazerlenis: Take off and Nuke them both from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Parasite
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 10:55:41 AM
trick question.
Boba fett collects a bounty on both of them, splits it with Deadpool.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3383 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 8:18:35 AM
Young William Shatner was tougher than young Harrison Ford.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 4:59:19 AM
"Spock enters and shoots Solo."

Sulu enters Spock, surely?

icaruschild
Female, 18-29, Europe
 46 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 3:33:53 AM
Han would win, he would shoot first...

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 952 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 3:10:23 AM
Gerry, you never made it quite clear whether Kirk was rolling with, punching, and losing to Leia or Solo.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1879 Posts
Saturday, March 08, 2014 1:46:51 AM
Transporter technology will always trump the Force.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 11:43:10 PM
Kirk has a magical power where no matter how bad he fights he always wins. And Han is just good at running away from things.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 11:10:10 PM

Kirk seduces Leia.
Solo enters and a fight ensues.
Kirk rolls, kicks, punches...and loses.
Until commercial break.
Spock enters and shoots Solo.

MelCervini
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1335 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 10:40:36 PM
Malcolm Reynolds Allllll day

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1242 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 10:23:23 PM
If they combined forces they could tear the place up.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17298 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 9:59:38 PM
Han Solo wins.

Considering that his backup is Wookie that can tear people's arms off. Spock couldn't do that.

pazerlenis
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1032 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 9:51:23 PM
This is all well and good, but it fails to answer the real question on everyone's mind; Who Would Win: Wesley Crusher Vs Jar Jar Binks?

RytWing
Male, 30-39, Western US
 316 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 9:01:40 PM

Kirk wins at the pausing for dramatic affect.

Solo wins at punching nazis.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2299 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 8:53:17 PM
solo beats kirk. but picard beats solo.

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2710 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 8:35:53 PM
Melee: I'd say Kirk has a slight upper hand, unless Chewie is still around; which he should be. Wookiees take life debts very seriously.

Long distance: I'd have to say Solo. Being extremely cautious, Solo would shoot first and ask questions later.

In space: I'd say Solo. With his terrific piloting moves like "listing lazily to the left", he can't lose. ;)
Seriously though, Han was able to escape an entire fleet of Star Destroyers; he'd be able to out maneuver the Enterprise.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 8:05:27 PM

@ turdburglar, sorry, you misunderstood. Kirk would seduce Leia, have TERRIFIC sex, then get shot dead by Han. I always said Solo wins, he shoots from a distance.

piratefish
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 668 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 7:53:59 PM
None of Kirk's moves would work in a real fight. Besides, Han would just blast him; he doesn't have time for fisticuffs.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4827 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 7:47:06 PM
Kirk wins battles with his brains, not brawn. Like how Kirk won the Kobayashi Maru simulation by making his own rules, not through conventional means. He would convince Solo that he can't be shot because he is carrying a huge load of corbomite that would kill us all if he is fired upon, and Solo wouldn't shoot.

However, if Han Solo had Chewbacca with him, no contest. The Wookiee all the way.

Pictured: The Kobayashi Maru


turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3775 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 7:26:47 PM

Han. Sorry gerry. Kirk's may be better with the alien ladies, but when it comes to fighting, his moves are lame.
If Interlocking your fingers and hitting someones back is your "go to move" your fighting is lame.
Han shoots first, and is twice as handsome

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 7:14:33 PM

Kirk would not fire from orbit.
Kirk would gather an away team, beam down to Leai's bed chamber, seduce her and get shot by Han while kissing Leia. No chance to wrestle Han, shot in the back.

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 488 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 6:04:56 PM
" Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
whats fastest?"

The Millennium Falcon could only reach 0.5 past light speed while the original Constitution Class starships such as the Enterprise had standard cruising speeds of warp 6 & emergency speeds as high as warp 8 (although under the right conditions, the engines could reach warp 9). In fact, the Falcon was only slightly faster than Zefram Cochrane's warp-drive prototype ship "Phoenix"...

RytWing
Male, 30-39, Western US
 316 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 4:52:24 PM

There isn't enough information to make an informed decision.
Who would win what?

Change the title to " who do you like better".

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11699 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 4:31:18 PM
If it was a tag team, Han solo,
Chewy would ...well chew Mr Spock...
off tangent here, Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
whats fastest?

turbotong
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 603 Posts
Friday, March 07, 2014 4:08:58 PM
"Han shot first." He did so underneath the table before Kirk realized they were going to fight.

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