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The 100 Best Dumping Lines

Hits: 19531 | Rating: (1.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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eastsiderepp
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 7318 Posts
Saturday, April 09, 2005 12:45:19 AM
Some were funny, but most of 'em just plain sucked.

mochasista
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 107 Posts
Monday, April 04, 2005 12:40:44 AM
4. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU

25. It's you, not me...I mean it's me, not you.

Those are the only ones that are funny.The rest are just plain stupid.


sweetaspepsi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1779 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 11:37:25 PM
The rejected ones are less lame..

jaida1964
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 510 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 9:27:23 PM
"I'm sorry I don't think this going to work out, me being possessed by bob the evil murdering ghost and all..."

HAHA! I'd probably use that too!


Mr. Black
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 4:46:22 PM
hahah those were incredibly bad

Sleepygean
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 246 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 4:32:50 PM
I just wasted all that time reading all of those and NONE of em were good.

easternzursk
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 21 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 4:20:26 PM
those were really stupid, how can they be the 'best lines"???

Jopari
Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 3:53:46 PM
these are all lame...

kitkat2010
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 576 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 3:08:15 PM
hahaha those were good...glad theyre not bing said to me!!

estilopanama
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2101 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 1:50:46 PM
"I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants."

I detect a MILF-er!!!!


Wildcat07070
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2164 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 1:35:48 PM
Not good at all!

Umiko
Female, 18-29, Asia
 12 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 12:58:11 PM
Those are just stupid..

ainur
Male, 18-29, S. America
 496 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 12:55:33 PM
Only the first 10 are funny
The rest is just stupid

niccole
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 11378 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 12:13:04 PM
those breakup lines are stupid and not funny at all.

gee mom, wont come in useful? is that english?


Mat
Male, 13-17, Europe
 5871 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 9:41:24 AM
... Why?

FuCk_Ya_MoM
Male, 13-17, Europe
 14 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 9:35:32 AM
lol these wont come in useful iv had 2 girlfriends, 1 lasted a day, the other 3 days. im hopeless but so r they in bed.

wardie
Male, 13-17, Europe
 207 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 7:08:04 AM
There crap ill give you 1 "You're DUMPED" and thats it

rodney0321
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 155 Posts
Sunday, April 03, 2005 3:23:15 AM
useful

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Saturday, April 02, 2005 1:25:08 AM
Link: The 100 Best Dumping Lines [Rate Link] - Need to dump your girl/boyfriend? Lots of good ideas here.



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