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Map Of America's Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic]

Hits: 8937 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13380 Posts
Thursday, February 20, 2014 7:39:13 AM
Once again Drac you're an ass here's some wierd british laws for you. Hey would you look at that anal sex is prohibited.

Frishy
Male, 30-39, Canada
 46 Posts
Thursday, February 20, 2014 4:46:44 AM
Well, shoot, I'm off to Louisianna!

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4496 Posts
Thursday, February 20, 2014 2:20:34 AM
Maybe more than six implies some sor of commercial enterprise?

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2580 Posts
Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:34:11 AM
"Now, it's bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six? "

Probably because the governor that introduced the law knew his ex girlfriend that had dumped him owned more than six.

MelCervini
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1185 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:42:49 PM
no ban on tentacles... okay I'm safe

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11733 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:26:10 PM
Is anyone surprised by Alabama?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12218 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:02:04 PM
Seriously merica...

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1661 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:55:04 PM
"At what point does cpr become necrophilia?"
if the emt gets a woodie

DFWBrysco
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 307 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:17:44 PM
oh... and before you ask, "Why Six?"

Have no clue... but knowing the knuckleheads in Austin, they probably thought it should be like the bible - one for each day of work, and a day of rest on Sunday.

DFWBrysco
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 307 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 6:37:56 PM
@CodeJockey - "WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?"

As I seem to remember from when I lived in Texas, the reason the law was written that way was that it was not illegal to own Dildos - however, it *was* illegal to sell sex toys in Texas.

Thus, the law was written to avoid stores having a standard quantity of "inventory" on-hand for retail purposes.

The statute also went on to define what it considered "sex toys" which just left huge loopholes for retailers to sell things that were "repurposed." For instance, c_o_c_k rings became napkin rings, vibrators became "personal massage devices," etc. - in essence of this case, if it didn't look like a penis, it didn't qualify for the law.

Theoretically, it is still illegal to mail order sex toys in Texas... if ya look at the small print on websites, mags, etc. it always has that "Cannot accept orders from the following states.."

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2065 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 6:32:52 PM
Yeah, I misread that- I guess I just projected my wish that they forbade it- Now I guess I know why their old cemeteries are so picturesque- to set the mood.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5126 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 4:35:28 PM
"...that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding..."
You MISREAD that.


Now, it's bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?
Is that "possession with intent orgy" or some sh*t?

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1661 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:52:19 PM
What about necroequanezoophilia or is that just beating on a dead horse?

xavroche
Male, 30-39, Europe
 814 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:28:05 PM
@CaptKangaroo: reread that. It actually says that it is legal there.

Though I'm sure they would still charge you with something along the lines of disturbing the peace.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2065 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:13:04 PM
Ya realy have to wonder what all has gone on in Louisiana, that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding having sex with a dead person.

Originalform
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 292 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:04:59 PM
Shocker !

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:02:18 PM

At what point does cpr become necrophilia?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4547 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:52:25 PM
'Necrophilia is dead boring.'
Whereas Incest is relatively boring.

ArgusTuft
Male, 50-59, Australia
 653 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:38:13 PM
Necrophilia is dead boring.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10095 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:32:45 PM
Incestuous marriages are not legal in Alabama. That's pathetic.

We allow second cousins. 42 other states allow it as well. Second cousins have been shown to not taint a family gene pool.

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 1:35:40 PM
I don't really think the "you can't hold hands in school" one is that bad. In my high school, PDA wasn't allowed during the school day. Who wants to see a bunch of 14 year olds making out by the lockers? You're there to learn, not to lust. But it's free boning season after the dances, if that's what you want.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 1:16:47 PM

Pretty much broken most of those laws. Just not the "marry cousins" ones.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1433 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 1:02:19 PM
Link: Map Of America's Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, if these don't totally kill the mood, nothing will. Time to break some laws!!!


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