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Never Use A Condom With... [Pic]

Hits: 6490 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: ElectricEye
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TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 8:10:20 PM
"@madduck in case your sons never told you this, you are an awesome mom. getting condoms from your mom definitely isnt the most comfortable way of getting them, but its way better than going to the drug store when youre 14 years old and the person at the cash register is a 20 something year old chick who looks at you and what youre buying and then laughs."

Be worse if the person at the cashregister is your date's father who greats you at the door.


TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:24:50 PM
CAVITY CREEPS? Condoms prevent tooth decay??

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1707 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 5:39:46 PM
I dispute the part that says that the pleasure of sex with a condom is only slightly less than without. It's not even worth it in my opinion. Obviously I'm not condoning unsafe sex, but if I'm worried about stds or pregnancy, I won't pursue sex (my partner was carefully selected).

Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
 340 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:57:20 PM
Just don't ever use Crisco as lube...It's shortening!

Naz14
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1223 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:52:33 PM
SO INFORMATIVE

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 1:42:45 PM
that's very true bakcagain, it's very common at that age for people to be pressured into doing things they don't want to/aren't ready for.

It's important to be emotionally ready for your first boneage.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 12:14:20 PM
LOL Gerry. who says I wasn't ?? Huh?? Nah- I tended to casually intercept conversations and the kids all knew me very well. A lot of them talked to me about all sorts of stuff. Ten years later I still talk to most of them... I like teenagers- all that curiosity and no where to put it..

Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:39:17 AM
One thing to provide condoms to teens, but was their also that added support network to ensure the little guys and girls weren't being pressured into something they didn't want to do... I mean everyones doing it look at where the condoms go in Madducks house...

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:19:32 AM
It sounds like someone was having orgies at their house.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:15:29 AM

madduck, bitter because you weren't using them?

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:44:42 AM
Which is why you put in in a BIG bowl. Often had ten-twelve kids in the house at a time. I knew who took 'em- but they didn't.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2302 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:38:42 AM
@madduck in case your sons never told you this, you are an awesome mom. getting condoms from your mom definitely isnt the most comfortable way of getting them, but its way better than going to the drug store when youre 14 years old and the person at the cash register is a 20 something year old chick who looks at you and what youre buying and then laughs.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2302 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:34:00 AM
ok, just in case you cant read the tiny bits at the side, heres what i think it says.

CONDOMS ARE...

EQUALLY effective both DAY or NIGHT!

EASY to coordinate with ANY wardrobe!!

Dramatically IMPROVED since your parents used them (if they had sex, that is)!!!

Now available OVER THE COUNTER in 50 states, Puerto Rico and Cleveland!!!

An EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY prophylactic (available in any size, colour or flavour)!

DID YOU KNOW?

4 out 4 persons prefer condoms to herpes!

3 out 4 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who use condoms!

nikkypickles
Female, 30-39, Europe
 185 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:23:37 AM
"Never use with..." SANDPAPER?!
Up until this one, I took this seriously.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:04:02 AM
indeed- I used to have a bowlful in my bathroom. Lots of teenagers around at the time and I would refill the bowl once a week! It was what it was there for obviously- but I think they thought they were being sly!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:59:15 AM

If you are going to take the car out of the garage, you better have a car cover.

ElectricEye
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 505 Posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:19:44 AM
Link: Never Use A Condom With... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Random facts about the most accessible and inexpensive form of birth control and STD protection available.


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