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21 Facts that Evolutionists CAN'T ANSWER!

Hits: 6527 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: Sweepofdeath
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Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 165 Posts
Monday, February 17, 2014 12:14:45 PM

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2676 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 8:06:00 PM
"How can the world be millions of years old if it's only 2008?"


I'm really hoping it's trolling but I've been around since the beginning of the intardnets so ... yeah, I have seen people stupid enough to say, "The Bible is fact because the Bible says it is."

Male, 40-49, Europe
 315 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:42:07 PM
trolls will troll

Female, 30-39, Europe
 185 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 11:50:34 AM
well that was f***ing stupid

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 8:09:03 AM
Well Mangroves do make the most sense out of all the options, yes. But just imagine all of those monkey riding those mangroves for however amount of time across the ocean, could be weeks. It is amazing they would've survived. The main reason I think it's plausible is because it only had to happen once in the span of millions of years.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 615 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 7:08:51 AM
Science is the DEBIL!!

Female, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:20:30 AM
@cjeffblanchr, you're right; the Christians that look stupid do it on their own and need no help from others. I actually hope this is an atheist trolling because (as others have succinctly commented) the stupid is so intense that it hurts.

Female, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:13:57 AM
OMFG!!! Really?!?!

Male, 30-39, Canada
 5749 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 4:57:34 AM
@Andrew115: Mangrove swamps are the prevailing theory. The currents can take matter from Africa and deposit it on SA, similar to how debris from fudgeushima is ending up on the west coast of NA.

I don't see why mangrove swamps would be so hard to understand. With the information available, it makes the most sense.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 1924 Posts
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 3:36:52 AM
Please tell me someone did not make that video as a SERIOUS endeavor.

Other than some of the truly ignorant questions that had no basis in reality, every one of the legitimate queries can be answered very easily.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 11:37:11 PM
@ DerryNH: Your tail?! You wouldn't happen to be a ... squirrel, would you?

Welcome to IAB, by the way. Please keep your limbs within the vehicle at all times while it is in motion. Aside from that, go nuts.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 48 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 10:26:47 PM
What's almost as stupid as this video is the fact that many of you seem to actually think this is a Christian video rather than a childish Atheist attempt to make Christians look foolish rather than hold an intelligent conversation. Yeah, there's probably a few out there who would be dumb enough to believe this, but not most. You want Christians to be respectful, accepting, tolerant, then stop fanning the flames of nonsense like this video and its very obvious attempt to be demeaning toward Christians. You want to be left alone to believe (or not believe) as you choose, then for drat's sake, let Christians do the same. Trying to make them look stupid is childish, and those who eat up this bullpoo should be ashamed. If you really think this is a Christian video or that this is how most Christians think, then you really don't have any room to be calling them stupid. And in case you don't know... I am NOT a Christian.

Female, 40-49, Australia
 4286 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 9:44:35 PM
no one is that stupid...are they???

Male, 50-59, Western US
 47 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 9:09:58 PM
People believe this crap. Oh...the...stupid...hurts...

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3991 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 7:45:16 PM
"So, the most viable option is literally dozens of monkeys surfing on vegetation to colonize South America."

Now, that's a video I want to see!

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13073 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 7:40:57 PM
Surely Christians understand how dumb they sound, espousing they creation myth as truth. I never really believed that baloney

Realising how dumb blind faith, is the next step is to ignore all that cannot be proven wrong.

If it's a book written by fallible and corruptible men, not gods, I had to cut down to the core beliefs, such as the 10 Commandments and the idea of a loving god and possibly a messiah who overruled or modified some commandments (eg. Sabbath).

But all that too is internally inconsistent. Not all the commandments seem sensible or relevant. Many agree that many aspects of the Messiah story are borrowed from other religions and legends.

Finally belief was reduced to a loving, omnipotent god.

Then one day someone dies and I started to question that final core element. The death was just a catalyst, but it opened my previously closed mind to *question* the existence of god.

At that moment my faith was entirely snuffed ou

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 7:22:34 PM
This is just circle jerk stuff, guys.

But to actually facilitate a serious discussion (because those are important to have, not circle jerks), I'll say this: the most interesting evolutionary question I have is how monkeys came to live in both South America and Africa (they also live in South and East Asia).

There isn't a clear answer among scientists to this question. The first answer they have is a raft of vegetation on which apparently more than one monkey surfed from Africa to South America. In reality, it would have to be more than two to avoid major interbreeding.

The other explanation is a land bridge from Africa to South America, even though no evidence of such exists. There is also no fossil evidence of monkeys in North America, so the Bering Strait is not be a viable option.

So, the most viable option is literally dozens of monkeys surfing on vegetation to colonize South America.

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 109 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 5:04:06 PM
This has to be a goof. It made me laugh though. Too hard. I sat on my tail wrong. Now it hurts.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 333 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 3:45:28 PM
"How can monkeys evolve into man over millions of years? They don't live that long."

Brilliant. This must be satire right?

Male, 50-59, Western US
 33913 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 3:08:52 PM

@ Agent00Smith

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1720 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 3:02:07 PM
Monday, February 10, 2014 1:16:14 PM

Let's do a list of 21 Facts Christianity Cannot Explain.

"#1: The tide goes in the tide goes out. Christianity can't explain that."

Magic Man did it!
Real answers
#1 Gravity vs Centrifical force
#2 Genitics
#3 Yes just go to a volcano, or Abduction Zone
#4 Ever see moldy peanutbutter?
#5 There was nothing around holdig it down
#6 ...

Male, 30-39, Canada
 171 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 2:54:17 PM
With 'evidence' like that, I have no comeback.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2405 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 2:45:53 PM
A generation of vipers, spitting poison everywhere.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 555 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 1:59:34 PM
"If the world is millions of years old, why is it only 2008?"

hahaha.. best one by far!

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5094 Posts
Monday, February 10, 2014 1:31:55 PM

Plantiga is certainly not stupid and I admit I have only skimmed his work, internet style, because he is so often presented, like de Chardin, as such a formidable intelect.

But you see his strong point as sophistry and apologetics. I would agree, based on my limited knowledge.

And of course he used to support ID and now supports guided evolution. So he has a touch of the stupid about him.

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