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7 Compliments Women Find Insulting

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Male, 18-29, Europe
 2314 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 11:20:46 PM
I came in expecting sound advice; I left accepting women are alien creatures I can't hope to ever understand :p

Male, 18-29, Canada
 898 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:40:43 PM
"you still look good"

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 478 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 8:37:05 PM
The bottom line from reading stuff like this for years is: Women will always interpret anything you say as an insult in spite of your obvious sincerity of compliment, but.. Don't even THINK of not attempting to compliment a woman as you will then be considered either completely oblivious or a jerk for never saying anything.

In short, women are horribly unfair and insecure. According to these articles.

Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 178 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 7:09:08 PM
WTF - Who the hell comes up with this crap??? Is this one woman's opinions? It's no wonder men think of us the way they do....

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13600 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 5:47:55 PM
"She has a patriotic face" was a Chinese communist euphemism for a women so butt-ugly that only her government could love her.

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 281 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 4:34:30 PM
Who the hell writes this crap?

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2349 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 4:01:44 PM
Make me a sammich.

Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3564 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:45:38 PM
how about:
'i really enjoy spending time with you.'

generic, yes, but depending on the woman, this could be a much better compliment than 'nice tits', even if said woman has a fabulous rack. and its more respectful. and you won't come off as a jackass when the story is repeated.

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6734 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:30:42 PM
Drawman- is wearing a plate of curry an ambition of yours?- I don't mind 'nice tits' - very cheeky but I can banter back. compliments work if they are meant- and true. Most women can tell. So- your hair looks great only works if she obviously spent time and it DOES look great. Red really suits you- that works IF true. Once you know a woman you will know her boundaries- a stranger can be very rude but cheeky and get away with it (nice tits) when a friend couldn't- a friend would be more subtle- perhaps saying how nice that top looked (when it is low cut). Be sincere- NOT creepy - and respectful.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 6753 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:21:07 PM
@madduck- what's wrong with "You don't sweat much for a fat lass"?

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5358 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:07:27 PM
"...lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly"
That's in the SIMS3 game.

Maybe it's just me but, you see, a guy is not usually waiting with a knife to twist in a person's back. 'You have a nice personality' means 'I want to spend time with you and not just to bang.'

Off hand, I can't think of a higher compliment to give a person I've just started dating because it also means I'd like to show you off to my other friends.
"See! Here's a hot chick who's fun to be with. I have one and you don't."

"You have a nice [whatever body part]" to someone I hardly know is the one to suspect.
That's the person one bangs but, does not call.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4574 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 11:40:30 AM
"Congratulations! I didn't know you were pregnant"

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:58:59 AM
Note to guys: you can't win, so just STFU.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 654 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:29:54 AM
I'm surprised "nice t!ts" is not on the list.

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6734 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:05:23 AM
finishing a sentence 'for a girl' says that girl is crap...You look like you enjoy a good meal= yeah cheers mate, I would, I know I am too thin but I will let you pay for a good meal- I eat a LOT. The lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly and the others are usually sarcasm..

Male, 50-59, Europe
 6753 Posts
Tuesday, January 21, 2014 6:01:16 AM
Link: 7 Compliments Women Find Insulting [Rate Link] - Fellas, just don't bother, it's less risky

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