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I Too Like To Live Dangerously [Pic]

Hits: 9837 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: The_Frogg
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2324 Posts
Monday, January 06, 2014 2:53:43 AM
the only restaurants worthy of patronage are the ones that serve breakfast lunch and dinner at all hours. like, if I want pancakes at ten p.m., I get pancakes! If I want the crappy frozen steak at six a.m., with the potato salad and fries, I get it.
oh yeah, and get the milkshake machine running. I know it is not difficult. I used to do it, back in the stone age.
I used to work at a resto that prided itself on its crappy fried chicken. We closed at two a.m.
So did the strip joint across the street. The half-wits that ran our joint, shut down and cleaned the fryers at sometime after one a.m.

Guess what the "last call" folks from across the street wanted, when they came boiling in at one a.m. something?

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2324 Posts
Monday, January 06, 2014 2:45:31 AM
no idea wtf. Fred Stoller. Thrill Seeker. That was what was supposed to come up. Never mind. What's coming up now is that crappy chili I had tonight. Never again will I eat at a place called "Happy Jose's"--particularly since their slogan is: If the sun isn't coming up, it must be Happy Jose's!

But hey. I might go back. They gave me free chips and salsa, and a little low-rider Hot Wheel. (Which got pulled over by a Matchbox Imigra van.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2324 Posts
Monday, January 06, 2014 2:22:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
9NBokQCNBTg

Originalform
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 292 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 1:09:43 PM
Ish just thoo liberating !

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 12:27:54 PM
I've actually run into this situation at airports. The few restaurants they have stop serving breakfast at 9 or 10 so if you want to eat something before a three hour flight you have to have really early lunch.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8874 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 12:18:03 PM
This is one of my favorite Onion Posts.

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 626 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 5:34:49 AM
There's even a video

That little onion at the end of the "article" gives it away every time.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4728 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 3:05:29 AM
The spirit of the old country is starting break through:

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3892 Posts
Sunday, January 05, 2014 2:06:59 AM
So brave!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, January 04, 2014 11:27:51 PM

Score 1 for lack of effort

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, January 04, 2014 11:27:12 PM

Really IAB?
THIS? is what you offer us?
You didn't even bother to shop The Onion log out of it?
I'm a loyal IABer.....but come on!
Work a little bit!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, January 04, 2014 7:18:40 PM
Not only is this fake, it's annoying. We can't say f u c k or god damn here without changing it up, but f u c k can be in a post twenty times with no problems. F u c k you.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3775 Posts
Saturday, January 04, 2014 5:28:56 PM


A true hero.

The_Frogg
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 682 Posts
Saturday, January 04, 2014 1:14:44 PM
Link: I Too Like To Live Dangerously [Pic] [Rate Link] - Second lunch FTW.


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