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Genetic Programming [Pic]

Hits: 8074 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Olragix
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1545 Posts
Monday, December 30, 2013 12:31:54 AM
I touch strange men's junk. How dare you judge me for that? I mean, it's just hanging out there, barely covered. They're just asking for it, in my opinion. They all want it.

liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 646 Posts
Sunday, December 29, 2013 4:48:08 PM
Im so glad we've evolved to a point where women wearing rubber suits and smoking with cigarettes between there toes is now also, a viable way to determine reproductive potential.

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 733 Posts
Sunday, December 29, 2013 11:39:48 AM
Yeah I wrote C u n t s.

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 733 Posts
Sunday, December 29, 2013 11:38:53 AM
Well Women's genetics are obviously flawed from the many decades of not being in the kitchen and believing they are equal to be impeding their "genetic" influence to be naturally submissive and loving rather than angry and bitchy at terrible men in general. Males have always been the protector and provider. Things are now mutually sound yet still run the same manner. Men sadly are just turning into sensitive mean person's and not taking hold their raw being. Women however strong will always LOVE to be dominated.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3038 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 8:45:30 AM

"Triumph" may be pushing it a bit.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21929 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 8:42:22 AM
@OldOllie & @Gerry1: A scene from a play:

Char 1: My Father was gay! My Grandfather was gay! My Great Grandfather was gay! My Great Great Grandfather was gay too!
Char 2: Then how did YOU get here?
Char 1: ... I shall have to ask Mother about that!

(in the play he says "confirmed bachelor" which is a funny way to say 'gay')

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3931 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 8:30:52 AM
Judging by the posts recently, most cops are out to be pigs.

geckohead
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 438 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:13:22 AM
It's still a f******g cop out to be a pig. My genetics tell me to roll my eyes and punch you in the nuts.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3931 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 3:14:11 AM
Apart from the above genetic characteristics, my body has evolved to try and find the best beer in the world. It is a life-long quest.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1777 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 12:15:00 AM
So if your genetic programming...

spanz
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 274 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 11:57:30 PM
yeah that is a clear way to get some, walk up to any girl and say "hey baby, I am genetically programmed". It makes the women swoon with lust for you! lol

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11737 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 10:07:12 PM
My genetic program is looking somewhere else.

So, did you inherit that trait from your mom or your dad?

jk, Gerry. I couldn't resist. Have a Happy New Year!

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4710 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 8:07:58 PM
It is fine until you have pledged to be reproductive partners with a special lady, and then evaluate the reproductive potential of other women while your partner is with you. Especially if those other women are younger and healthier with more reproductive potential than your partner.

Gerry: there is a theory that the same genes that might make a man gay in some percentage of male births might make him a great father in some other male births, so there is an evolutionary advantage for so-called "gay" genes. Genetics don't code for behaviors, but they do code for receptors that respond to the environment. Yours respond to guys, mine respond to tits. You know, to feed the baby!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21929 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 7:42:28 PM
You're still looking at butts @Gerry1... it's genetic!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 7:18:45 PM

EH HEM!
My genetic program is looking somewhere else.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21929 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 6:52:15 PM
AMEN! Preach on brother Olragix!

Of course that line doesn't work on religious chicks...

Olragix
Male, 18-29, Canada
 970 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 6:07:27 PM
Link: Genetic Programming [Pic] [Rate Link] - Can't argue with genetics.


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