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Hits: 8797 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: christa23
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2387 Posts
Monday, December 30, 2013 12:28:17 AM
Gerry, you are a kind of weird that no sane person could make up.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2387 Posts
Sunday, December 29, 2013 11:57:32 PM
He is one lucky drat. She torched his truck, not his junk.

liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1881 Posts
Sunday, December 29, 2013 4:52:47 PM
man, she really would have been pissed if she noticed they came in a brown paper bag. really excited.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 7:36:10 PM

@ drawman61 - I am both American and a loyal subject of Her Majesty. Born/raised in the US but brought up by a very British mother. I understand loyalty to both the Constitution and the Crown and there is no conflict.

I am also bi-racial. My father is white but my mother is Caucasian.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 5:28:15 PM
Gerry wins this one.

And the thing that leads me to believe this is fake, even though I believe you all with all your suggestions and evidence, is that she was charged with using foul language in public. That's just silly.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4950 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 12:51:31 PM
Yeah, I call shenanigans. It's too smooth, too perfectly wrong to really have happened.

Yep, original source of the woman's picture.

Link to the satire page that created this.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6275 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 10:28:12 AM
Even Gerry understands women more than this guy. Gerry, where you from originally? I thought 'gormless' was a brit word. And a northern brit word at that.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 8:17:54 AM
DrProfessor beat me to it, but this is definitely fake. Though there IS a Dayton Daily News, their site has no such article. If that's not enough, DrP's observation proves it beyond any doubt. "Britain voted European culinary leader" is just patently absurd!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 8:09:48 AM

Worst gift I got was a Goofy Phone exactly like the one pictured. I don't collect Disney. Goofy isn't a favorite character of mine. My husband is so gormless sometimes. Instead of ringing Goofy talks "HuHu GARSH! Someone's calling! Better pick up phone! HuHu GARSH! Someone's calling...." But I didn't set his truck on fire, I said a polite thank you and poisoned his dinner.




DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 7:38:26 AM
You can make this stuff up. The link above it is clearly satire: "Britain voted European culinary leader"

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2715 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:59:10 AM
Madduck, my dad was a bit like that with my mum. She tried hinting one year that she wanted something warm she could wear in winter...she had in mind a new coat.

She wasn't chuffed when she opened the long socks he'd got her.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2287 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:13:22 AM
It's the thought that counts right :p

oobaka
Male, 40-49, Canada
 640 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 5:32:25 AM
fake as a 3 dollar bill

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6117 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 5:13:33 AM
I know listypoos- it is as though someone explained presents to him- but he never actually 'got' the concept. The list over the years is hilarious... and has given more people more pleasure and laughter than if he had bought decent presents. Oh- I admired a rather smart biker jacket a friend had- I got a miniature Harley.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4915 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 5:07:05 AM
Apparently the truck costs in excess of $30,000. And his wife gets a crock pot & cheap lingerie? No good could come of that, but burning the truck was OTT.

alpensepp
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1382 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 3:34:26 AM
"Your rights end where my feelings begin."

signed: women everywhere.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2715 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 3:19:21 AM
"I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff."

That made me chuckle...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4873 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 3:03:44 AM
Woss wrong wiv 'er? I got my wife a new bag and belt for christmas. The Hoover works perfectly now!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6117 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 2:17:41 AM
Oh Dear God...Gerry has it. Why do these people exist? I got a brown acrylic jumper with puppies on it one year- two sizes too big, and a stuffed 3ft stuffed tiger. I was 34. You know what- I said a happy 'thank you' and made damn sure next year he got taken shopping by someone who had an idea. I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff. Bad presents are funny...

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2171 Posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013 12:21:40 AM
Maybe he had no money left because he spent it on a new truck? Maybe she's right?

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 9:09:39 PM
At least she got something from her man.....

/woe

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 7:11:12 PM
Aw man those crock pots with the corn cobs are so cheap. At least shell out for a crock pot + crock pot liners.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 6:37:56 PM

She is dangerous.
He is clueless.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26641 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 6:29:58 PM
Wedded 'blitz' is the old-fashioned term for it.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2715 Posts
Friday, December 27, 2013 6:11:43 PM
"and doesn't understand why she became angry and turned violent"

cause like she said...tassels for f*ck's sake. Everyone knows you don't give your missus bras with tassels on for xmas.

That's anniversary wear.

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