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16 'What Would You Choose?' Scenarios [Pic]

Hits: 10421 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: kitteh9lives
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5137 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 3:06:48 AM
Date Jennifer Lawrence and let her beat beiber

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1431 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 2:47:38 AM
Not one of those was a tough decision.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5183 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 1:48:02 AM
What a boring and stupid set of choices. I might quite fancy flying and talking to animals- but then again I can see those being bad choices... I do not drive- nor do I want to. I do not game, or gorge on sweet junk. I am a product of my own time, my own place- and if those things changed then so would i...

LuckyDave
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 674 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 1:01:09 AM
1. Gamer girl - worth more than $50,000.
2. Game winning touchdown. I can't stand rap.
3. Art, because the Mona Lisa is priceless.
4. The sports car, I already have the girl.
5. Mind reading, too many uses to count, flying only has one.
6. Master sports, now I get paid for the touchdown.
7. Taylor Swift, Kanye is a tool.
8. Pizza, still have the girl.
9. Kim Jong Un has the ability to bring an impoverished nation out of the dark and he can't be bothered. Bieber's just a brat.
10. Ninja, so I can steal art and actually not get caught.
11. Krispy Kremes.
12. Future, because better medicine.
13. Harry Potter, traveling 200 years in LotR is moot.
14. Doesn't matter really, I'll sell it on Ebay for a profit then buy a PS4 at retail in 2 months.
15. You'd be surprised how very little animals would have to say, I'll talk to other people.
16. Time, because otherwise I'd die of heart disease from all the pizza and Krispy Kremes.

redofluke1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 23 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 12:57:50 AM
9. I would punch both of them in the twat. idc about the other choices.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2014 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 11:55:29 PM
Was a toss up between the beibs and mr Korea miser. Then I looked at the picture and knew it had to be the beibs.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 11:46:22 PM
7.Who and who? Who the hell cares?
8. Who? And pizza? I already sleep with the world's top pizza master. (Lucky him, eh?)
9. Kick both their girly butts and call it a day.
10. Pirate! Pant, pant--oh, wait, I thought you said which one you'd want to do. Sorry.
11. Barf on both, pretty much.
12. Can't I do both? Wait, if I have enough frequent flyer miles, can I determine my own preferred coordinates?
13. Neither. I would like to go to Wonderland and straighten things out. Drink me? Eat me? Eat this, rabbit!
14. Give me both. I'll put them up on Craigslist.
15. Well, now, if I can talk to animals, that is a lot of languages that I can speak. If you mean human languages, be more specific.
16. All? So no one else would have money or time?

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 11:35:34 PM
6. Every instrument. Though the flugelhorn is a sticking point. Oh, and I would like to be an expert surfer who wasn't afraid of sharks.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 11:33:37 PM
1. Well, the money. Duh. What would I want with that silly girl?
2. Don't give a damn about either one. Can I just have a pastrami sandwich instead?
3. More money, I guess. But I would hate to scare anybody. I wish I could afford fine art, but I guess you guys are talking about depriving the world of the old and famous stuff.
4. Modification here. Rolls Royce or old Bentley, driver, champagne, and my favorite guy next to me.
5. Fly, I guess. If I could read minds, I'd hear things I didn't want to hear. And, oh no! What if others could read my mind? We all think such a crap-pile of random stuff every day. Nope.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2488 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 10:24:39 PM
1. Cash - already have sexy girl
2. Eminem - Don't really care about either
3. Bank - Can't move art
4. Sports car - do I really need to explain?
5. Flying - Best mode of transportation
6. Instruments - Way more impressive of a talent
7. T. Swift - Hate Kanye
8. Pizza - If you gotta ask, you just don't like pizza enough.
9. The Biebs - Hate the Biebs. Also Kim Jung would probably have me executed
10. Ninja - Tenchu
11. Krispy kreme - More variety
12. Future - Seriously? Why go back?
13. Harry Potter - Magic seems better there
14. PS4 - Don't really care, but if I had to choose...
15. Talking to animals - Cuz it must be magic. Any language in the world I can do with some work.
16. Time - Because I can do anything with enough time.

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1512 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 9:13:35 PM
Money, neither, money, car, read minds, music, taylor swift, pizza, beiber, ninja, KK, past, Harry Potter, PS4, Every language, money

FinalReport
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 9:05:28 PM
Why are these all for men.

Skythe
Male, 18-29, Western US
 962 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 9:01:13 PM
12:) Future. going to the past would suck ass, I wouldn't want to spend time there. The future would be awesome.
13:) LOTR. I assume I don't become a wizard just by living in the Harry Potter universe so it's kind of pointless.
14:)PS4. There are games I want to pick up for it eventually.
15:)Languages. Animals are dumb, besides nobody would belive I could talk to them. If I could speak any language I'd travel everywhere.
16:)Time, easy. With all that free time you could make as much money as you wanted and still have time to chill.

Skythe
Male, 18-29, Western US
 962 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 8:57:31 PM
1:) Money. You can do a lot with money and I can always get a girl on my own merits.
2:) Touchdown. That would be pretty great, I don't care about winning a rap battle.
3:) bank heist. I wouldn't know what to do with a stolen painting, but assuming I could just use cash...
4:)sports car. I doubt I have enough in common with Kate Upton that it would be worth giving up a bad ass car to hang out with her in some piece of poo.
5:) fly. Reading peoples minds would suck. I don't even like my thoughts sometimes.
6:) instruments. I would love to be able to make music.
7:)Kanye rant I guess? I don't really care either way on this one.
8:) I'd spend a date with Jennifer Lawrence, she seems pretty cool and Pizza forever would get boring as poo after a while.
9:) Oh are you kidding? Bieber.
10:)Ninja. I'm assuming i'd be either in the present so ninja skills would be more useful.
11:)Nutella. Never had Krispy Kreme so don't mind giving them up.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4826 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 8:54:58 PM
1) Cash. Make a game then, meet women.
2) Goal.
3) Bank. More fun, easier to stash.
4) New car. More fun, less maintenance.
5) Fly if I could safely carry people to safety.
6) Instruments. More return.
7) Rant. Less questions, more privacy.
8) Is there pineapple?
9) One is an annoyance, the other had an entire orchestra and their families executed just to hide his wife's sex tape. An ass kicking is not enough.
10) Ninja if I was not REQUIRED to kill innocent people. In, out, really quickly and quietly = successful mission. Good job.
11) Vegetarianism.
12) Future.
13) HP. It's close to modern life. Depends on what powers were available.
14) whichever of the two I could sell for more.
15) Language has more value. You're not exactly going to be discussing philosophy with the puppy.
16) Money. Hard to say time because I'd have to repeatedly watch my associates age and die.

Whitemn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 133 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 8:28:32 PM
1) Money, the girlfriend will probably leave your fat ass later on
2) Beat Em unconcious, well that isn't a choice so touchdown
3) bank robbery, since nothing is said about actually selling it(getting caught selling)
4) sports car(sell later) Kate Upton will wake up and realize wtf and run away
5) read minds that way I don't get hanged/burned when ppl see me fly
6) sport
7) Don't listen to either of em, so Taylor Swift i guess.
8) Pizza hands down
9) Fist fight between both and watch them go at it
10) Ninja, Pirates tend to get killed
11) Kreme
12) Future, that way I can get a cure for whatever i get.
13) Harry's world, magic isn't evil there.
14) xbox then sell it to get a pc thats more powerful
15) Animals
16) if time=immortal then defintetly time

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3580 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 8:21:57 PM
1) Cash, already have a gf and not a video game fan
2) Score a game winning goal in the Stanley Cup Finals
3) Bank robbery, art would be hard to sell if it was hot
4) Kate Upton
5) Read minds
6) Every instrument, I can only play guitar, bass & drums currently
7) Suicide
8) Jennifer Lawrence
9) Bieber
10) Pirate
11) Neither
12) Future
13) Lord of the Rings, the elf chicks are hot
14) Neither
15) All languages
16) Time

WanderRook
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:55:09 PM
1.) $50,000 will get you plenty of girls.
2.) Depends, which team? And would the freestyle battle be televised or just a friendly rap battle in a Taco Bell parking lot somewhere? Which one would make you more famous?
3.) Rob a bank. Do you have any idea how hard it would be to sell a stolen masterpiece and get away with it?
4.) New sports car. See reason 1.
5.) The ability to read people's minds would literally drive you crazy after a while. Who wouldn't want to be able to fly?
6.) Every instrument. I would rather make money sitting behind a piano than having to run all day or being chased by angry linebackers.
7.) This one's stupid. But if I had to choose, I would have to say the Kanye twitter rant. People probably wouldn't take it very seriously and immediately forget about it. A Taylor Swift song gets played over and over again on the radio at least 10 times a day.

WanderRook
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:55:02 PM
8.) Just one single date with Jennifer Lawrence? Then I choose all the pizza. Same reason as 1 and
9.) Fighting Justin Bieber would be so much fun. Kim Jong Un has an army. Win or lose, he'd still probably assassinate you.
10.) Sure, being a pirate seems like fun. But don't forget you'd be stuck on a boat with limited food and water with a bunch of dirty pirates most of the time.
11.) You can put Nutella on almost anything and it would taste better.

WanderRook
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:54:54 PM
12.) The past. Who could resist becoming the world's foremost psychic? You would be rich beyond imagination. The future is scary and uncertain.
13.) Harry Potter's world. Forget magic and elves, or whatever. I would rather live in a world with modern technology.
14.) An X-box costs $500. A PS4 costs $400.
15.) Unless you lived on a farm or in a jungle, the ability to speak with animals is pretty useless. If you could communicate with animals, do you really think you could have any sort of meaningful conversation with them? What could you possibly have to talk about with a squirrel or a dog?
16.) Money. If you choose time, you would get bored after a while. You would have to get used to watching people you love die and things you like disappear. After a couple hundred years, you would probably pray for death.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2115 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:41:40 PM
cant tell if this is a repost, or if i saw this on thechive.

BDT81
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 3 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:27:53 PM
1)SG2F
2)TD
3)Bank (where do the art guys sell that stuff?)
4)New Car
5)Fly (I don't wanna know what you people think)
6)Instruments (guitars gets chicks)
7)Don't care
8)Pizza (it would be just one date. Pizza is forever)
9)Bieber (Un has a reason to be a douche, Bieber does not)
10)Ninja
11)Doughnut (said in Homer voice)
12)F@#KED either way
13)What as?
14)PS4
15)Language (Animals would seem retarded to us)
16)Money (then i really wouldn't need time)

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11578 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:26:20 PM
1) The girl. The money isn't fun without someone else around.
2) The TD. I don't care about rap or rappers.
3) Bank robbery. The art would be harder to turn to cash.
4) Sports car. With that you could get a lot of girls that look as good as Kate.
5) Read minds. You could use the knowledge to get rich and do a lot of things.
6) Master instruments. You could get hurt in the sports.
7) Neither. Both are irrelevant.
8) Jennifer Lawrence. Pizza is good but she is better.
9) Either one, both are pussies.
10) Ninja. Pirate life wasn't as glamourous as the movies.
11) Krispy Kreme. Nutella is good, but Krispy Kreme is better. It's legal cocaine.
12) Future. I know what has already happened.
13) Unfair. drat you, I want both.
14) Xbox One. It is a sweet system that recognizes you.
15) Speak every language. It would be awesome to be able to talk to everyone.
16) Time, if it means immortality. It would be awesome to see how t

3002-3038
Female, 18-29, Western US
 597 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:25:04 PM
1. 50k- more useful.
2. neither don't really care
3. Bank robbery, laundering money is easier than black market dealing artwork.
4.A new sportscar? Nissan GTR. not a fan of kate upton.
5.this one is actually quite difficult, with mind reading the power easily obtained would be great, but I'd never be able to have a normal relationship with another person again. So I think I'll go with flying.
6.Every instrument.
7.neither drat pop culture.
8. Ms. Lawrence. I'd rather not get sick of pizza.
9.Justin Bieber, Un will get himself killed.
10.Ninja, love me pirates but real life isn't so johnny dep-ish.
11.oh god krispy kreme's I'd get so fat.
12.Future, I've always wnated to see how the world will turn out.
13.Harry potter. Can still watch netflix that way.
14.PS4 just personal preference.
15.Any language, I doubt animals have any coherent to say.
16.All the time, Money can be lost or gained. Time is not so forgiving.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6934 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 7:24:56 PM
50000 cash because i could use the money

beat eminem because i bet that would lead to a lot of money, and i could use the money

art heist because it is the stuff of legend

the lebaron, do i need to explain myself?

read minds, flying seems dangerous

instruments, way sexier i assume

probably taylor swift because that meant i was with taylor swift

jennifer lawrence, do i need an explanation

beiber, un would have me killed

ninja, because F&cking yeah

never had either so ill just go with the doughnuts

future, i already know what happened in the past

as long as im a magic user, it doesnt matter.

PS4, because i liked the PS3 better than 360

any language, i probably dont want to know what animals are saying

time, what good is all the money in the world if you dont have the time to spend it.

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