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16 'What Would You Choose?' Scenarios [Pic]

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joaped22
Male, 18-29, Europe
 14 Posts
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 2:25:13 PM
1) Gamer girlfriend, even if she's not sexy, she's still worth way more than 50k.
2) Who's Eminem and whats a touchdown?
3) Art, cause it's unique.
4) Sports car, cause it's worth more.
5) Flying, why on earth would i want to know all the F'd up stuff in peoples heads?
6) As mastering every sport would likely make me a murderer several times, I'd definitely go for instruments.
7) Who and Who?
8) Pizza, cause then i could solve world hunger and everyone would like me.
9) I don't punch girls so it's gonna have to be Kim jong un.
10) Pirate, cause free movies.
11) Uhm... i don't know what those are.
12) Future, cause they'd probably have biological immortality by then.
13) Have magic or live in a medieval world where the monsters are real? Magic thanks.
14) PC bitches.
15) I can already talk to animals, they just don't talk back, so languages it is.
16) Already secured immortality at number 12 so monies for me!

MikePiano
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1414 Posts
Monday, December 09, 2013 5:13:38 PM
1 - Obviously all da money
2 - Dat TD
3 - Rob dat bank
4 - I'll take the sports car.
5 - Flight
6 - Every Instrument
7 - Swift, screw Kanye.
8 - Show me the pizza baby!
9 - Beiber
10 - Ninja, cuz ninjas are sneaky. By nature I'm quiet too, so the ninja would be perfect.
11 - Nutella
12 - Show me the future baby, because why drat up what already happened, can't do anything about that.
13 - Harry Potter
14 - =\ I don't know, I guess free ps4
15 - Animals
16 - All the time fo sho.

Boom.

MiscX
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 7:36:53 PM
1. 50 grand.
2. Make a winning TD.
3. Bank robbery - to difficult to sell the art.
4. Brand new sports car - I enjoy driving fast.
5. Flying - awesome.
6. All the instruments.
7. Taylor Swift - better to be the muse.
8. Pizza - What can I say ;)
9. Fist fight with Bieber - should be quick.
10. Pirate - better costumes.
11. Crispy Creme - all varieties included.
12. 200 years in the future - I'm curious..
13. LOTR - obviously.
14. Really don't know - either
15. Any language - but that puppy is cute!
16. All the time - if I have all the time I will make all the money. All the money will never buy me more time ;)

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2543 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 7:00:43 PM
I may change my answer on #1 ... Jesus tapdancing Christ she's hot.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2543 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 6:44:38 PM
1) cash (then masturbate to sexy gamer pic)
2) beat Eminem. Oh wait ... "beat eminem in a fr ..." aw screw that, ... game winning TD.
3) bank heist (skip "sell art for cash" middle man.)
4) Sports car (you can buy a lot of company with a half-mil car.
5) flying of course.
6) Instruments. I'm alread rich from the first 5 questions, so this one's just for enjoyment.
7) Taylor of course. Change it to "have Knaye drop dead" and this would be a toughy.
8) Assuming it's good pizza? ... pizza
9) Oooooh. Tough one. "For the betterment of humanity..." doesn't even help ... hmm ... Oh, I guess Kim. He's actually dangerous.
10) Pirate (I get a ship, right?)
11) assuming health problems aren't a problem in this pixie-dust-fueled fantasy? ... Krispy Kreme.
12) temporarily? future. I'd be burned as a witch in the past. *shrug*
13) Harry Potter.
14) Meh, dunno. Eeni, minie, moe ...
15) Animals. People suck

Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 8:34:54 AM
1. Cash, 2. I don't care, neither?, 3. Bank robbery, 4. New sports car, 5. Read minds, 6. Master of instruments, 7. Neither please, 8. Pizza, 9. Fight Justin Bieber, can't be hard, 10. Ninja, pirates had pooty lives, 11. Donuts, you can't just eat nutella, 12. 200 years past, 13. Harry Potter world, 14. uh idk i'd just sell it, 15. any language, 16. all the money

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17035 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 4:23:24 AM
Most of my answers to these questions would be "Neither".

Except for the cash, reading minds, languages and ninja abilities.

Not going to give explanations.

BigWaFuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1165 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 11:44:56 PM
11. Krispy Kreme. Nutella is an application while Krispy has a variety of products and the question doesn't specify if its only donuts or their entire menu. I'll go with a menu of selection over just flavored peanut butter.
12. The Future. I can read about the past all day, wether its right or wrong. I'd rather see where the future lies.
13. Potter. It takes place in modern day and as long as you stay out of england, you won't die accidentally in a dark wizard attack.
14. It doesnt matter. Both systems are the same.
15. Every Language. It will be more useful and convenient. The minute you can speak to your dog, you'll wish you could shut him up.
16. Time. I've already got money, food, linguistics, heralded as a hero for punching Kim Jong, was an inspiration to a song, will be remembered as winning the game for millions of rabid fans, and received expert ninja training. I'll take immortality so I can enjoy that forever.

BigWaFuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1165 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 11:44:42 PM
1. Money. There's no promise that she would put out as often as you'd like.
2. Touchdown. You'll be remembered by millions of football fans versus hated by thousands of eminem fans
3. Bank. Its more work having to sell the art.
4. Sports car. Again, who cares if it comes with Upton. You're not getting any and false flattery will be a waste of my time. When I need the money, I can sell the sports car for security cash.
5. Fly. Reading minds will only lead to depression and frustration.
6. Instruments. Playing any sport is fine but you'll require the body strength to pull it off which is not given in this scenario.
7. Swift. Better to be an inspiration than a topic.
8. Food. Who wants 1 fleeting, meaningless date with someone who will never speak to you again versus unlimited food. You will save more money.
9. Kim Jong Un; You'll be heralded verses hated.
10. Ninja. I'll need to know how to hide after robbing that bank.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 11:25:04 PM
why would you fist fight Kim Jong Un? he is a good man that it is trying to make the world a better place

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10874 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 4:34:37 PM
Ability to fly and talk to animals will do me

Jesus_Wey
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 4:27:09 PM
Basically same as jops. Also, we are already able to talk to animals. They just don't understand us, and even if they did there is no guarantee that they would have the mental capability to come up with an answer, so that's why I choose every language in the world. Also being able to read minds, it makes me wonder, do you THINK in a certain language?

jops360
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 554 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 1:44:32 PM
1. money
2.touchdown
3.money again(art is impossible to sell)
4. sportscar(no telling if kate would stay with they other car)
5. read minds
6.instraments(my luck i would break something playing sports and all would be lost)
7.kanye( really i dont care)
8.pizza
9.kim jonh un
10.ninja( because there are ninjas on baots right?)
11.krispy kreme( nutella makes me sick if i eat too much and i could always sell what i dont want to eat)
12.past( because with my answer to 16 i would get both. also because, if i get to keep my knowledge, i could rule)
13.potter( to many wars not enough magic in the other)
14.dosent matter and would probably sell it
15. languages(rather understand everyone than everyone thinking im crazy for talking to animals)
16. time( with all the time money is not an issue, that is if i can stay young and healthy. would hate it if i was just some sort of thinking lump not able to do anything.)

bordo
Male, 50-59, Western US
 770 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 1:40:23 PM
1. The girl, I've already got both and girls are always better than money.
2. Touch down and be a hero, got nothing against Eminem
3. Bank, money in hand.
4. Depends if you get to keep it or them. If not, the sports car, if it's keeps, Upton and the crummy car.
5. Read minds and you can rule the world.
6. Instrument, I'm intellectual.
7. Swift, want nothing to do with Kanye.
8. Always girls over food.
10. Ninja, Pirates lived in squalor and died young.
11. Donuts
12. The past. The future is going to suck.
13. Potter if I don't have to go to Hogwarts, O/W Lord of the Rings
14. No clue
15. Every language, animals don't have anything to say, except stuff like, "I want food."
16. Time, that's immortality.

clone_of_god
Male, 18-29, Europe
 107 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 11:00:14 AM
why would you like to speak every language in the world when you can speak to animals?

you can learn to speak languages; speaking doguese, or cattish, even girafferian would be awesome.

imagine the n of chicks that would speak to ya

Sakamura
Male, 30-39, Canada
 230 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:11:38 AM
1) Already have SGG, I'd take $50K
2) Eminem
3) Robbery, heist, you'd need to lose the art
4) Sports. No strings attached with Kate
5) Read Minds. Hello new jobs :)
6) Every instrument. So awesome!
7) Kanye. Publicity stunt! But neither, really.
8) Pizza! Already have SGG! would give Pizza to poor peeps.
9) Violence again? None.
10) Ninja
11) KK. Would give donuts to poor peeps. Choices VS single thing.
12) Permanently? Future. Temporarily: Past.
13) Harry Potter. Less painful, really
14) Already have PS4 so XB1.
15) Any Language
16) All the time if I keep my sanity/age. Then I can slowly have all the money! Otherwise, if I become an old nagging fart, all the money.

Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2195 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 9:37:39 AM
Get the money and the girls will find you.

Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3185 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 8:56:25 AM
The only one I had to think about was who to fist fight. It came down to who was more evil. KJU won, but it was close. Maybe instead of fist fighting either, I could buy a ticket with all the money in the world to watch them fist fight, and my sexy gamer girlfriend and Kate Upton could be ring girls.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4525 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 8:19:33 AM
1. $50,000
2 . Touchdown
3. Art
4. Sportscar
5. Fly
6. Every instrument
7. Have Kanye rant about me kicking his ass.
8. Pizza
9. Kim Jonh Un
10. Pirate (more rum)
11. Krispy Kreme (Deep-fried Southern Sin)
12. Future
13. Harry Potter (Hermoine)
14. Xbox One
15. Any Language
16. Time

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4843 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 6:17:43 AM
1) Girl, duh.
2) Neither, I really don't care much about rap nor sports.
3) Bank robbery; then you have the cash instead of things you need to turn into cash.
4) Car, Kate Upton is way out of my league and not much would have come of it anyway.
5) I'd say fly, I can barely stand having one person in my head all the time, let alone all of them.
6) Every instrument, honestly, I don't understand sports and never did.
7) Uh, neither? Well, if I had to choose it would be Ms. Swift since I find her to be very, VERY beautiful, and since her inspiration always comes from exes that would mean we got it together at some point.
8) Jennifer Lawrence, she seems like an awesomely fun and relaxed person.
9) Neither, violence never solves anything.
10) Again neither, because of fanaticism and violence of the ninja'f part and disease and violence of the pirate's.
11) Nutella, it stays fresh longer making it easier to resell.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4843 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 6:17:19 AM

12) Future, because diseases and central heating.
13) HP, for same reasons as 12.
14) Whichever costs the more so I can sell it. There's nothing a console can do that a PC can't at a lower price, I have greater control over a PC, and drat forced brand monopolies.
15) Any language as in "any and all" or just one? If it's all then that, since that would encompass animals too. No, I'd take one other language over animals as well, since most animal conversation is mostly like "MY FOOD", "MY BUSH" "MY BITCHES" "SEX NOW", "ALSO MY BUSH", "MY ANTLERS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR ANTLERS AND THEREFORE YOU SHOULD GET AWAY FROM MY BITCHES"
16) All the time, since ultimately time is the only thing we have, and all other things depend on that we have it.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2264 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:58:22 AM
Bieber vs Kim Jong... I'll take the winner.

RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2442 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:50:10 AM
1. $50K (I'm not a gamer)
2. Neither interest me
3. Bank robbery (it's much easier to track a valuable painting)
4. The Lambo (it would pull so much poontang that I wouldn't have to think about Kate)
5. Fly (Why do I want to know what douches think)
6. Every Instrument
7. Neither
8. I don't know who Jennifer Lawrence is.
9. The Bieb
10. Ninja (I get sea sick)
11. Ewww... Neither (Who came up with this list?)
12. Future (In the past, my newly found powers of flight would be called WITCHCRAFT!)
13. Harry Potter's world (I don't like running)
14. PS4 (Until now, I've been an XBox fan, but I don't like the idea of a camera that's always activated and connected to the internet)

oobaka
Male, 40-49, Canada
 585 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 3:50:37 AM
1) $50,000 cash
2) Beat Eminem
3) bank robbery
4) sports car
5) read minds
6) master every sport
7) Taylor Swift
8) Jennifer Lawrence
9) Can't decide on fist fighting Justin Bieber or fist fight Kim Jong Un?
10) ninja
11) unlimited Krispy Kreme
12) 200 years to the future
13) Harry Potters world
14) free Playstation 4
15) talk to animals
16) all the time in the world

nucnik
Male, 18-29, Europe
 86 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 3:24:32 AM
I'm surprised by how easy most decisions were. There were even some where I would choose neither.

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