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Do It Yourself Fleshlight

Hits: 6923 | Rating: (1.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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ssalty
Male, 60-69, Western US
 200 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 8:57:27 AM
Well, if your dick is two inches long or thin enough to fit the finger holes I guess it might work in a pinch.

Pr0phat69
Male, 18-29, Australia
 21 Posts
Sunday, December 08, 2013 8:07:34 AM
Any one else laugh at the color choice of the towel?














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jadoig
Male, 30-39, Canada
 435 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:04:38 PM
So crazy it just might work...

Parasite
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 11:51:01 AM
I've passed the weird side of youtube and entered the Foreveraloneiverse...

monsta420
Male, 30-39, Europe
 81 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:48:59 AM
soldiers are taught to make these

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:35:05 AM
MY TOWELS....

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2342 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:30:16 AM
Sweety,
Your right and all but let's be as honest as we can here. it gets a wee bit boring after awhille, i mean i'm heading on to forty. that's about 15.00 wanks (skipping puberty where it was way more then one a day) It's just nice to have a bit of a change, and for the men that's a bit harder then for women...

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 10:21:39 AM
Look- mrorange ( yeah- you do deserve that but..) go on, have a wank, use oil and stuff- but this is far too involved and uses towels and stuff...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4734 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 9:33:25 AM


MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2342 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 8:15:11 AM
@sweety, don't say ew ew ew ew, Be thankfull we found a way to entertain ourselves whilst you do the dishes?


(yeah fair enough,i deserve that)

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3424 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 7:21:03 AM
looks like an excellent xmas gift.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6001 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 6:49:36 AM
Ew, ew, ew ew ew ewewewewewewe....

bdowner60
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 520 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 6:36:59 AM
Well as a fair comparison to the real deal w/ the cost and stress involved , it looks like Mrs America has been economically replaced!

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 626 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:02:45 AM
That's really angry masturbation music. How angry can you be at your penis?

Tupinambis
Male, 18-29, Western US
 566 Posts
Saturday, December 07, 2013 1:36:33 AM
Don't forget to bring a towel!

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2332 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 11:10:55 PM
Oh yeah, I can't say naughty words here, but this crap can be posted? There is no God. I'll be in my room, getting happyfaced over old Rod Serling TZ intros.

ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 6:33:33 PM
Don't accidentally tear a hole in the glove without realizing it. You'll have towel babies.

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2415 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 6:30:22 PM
Don't forget to listen to hard rock while assembling your FiFi!
Wanna make those sensations more intense??
Line with fine grain sandpaper!
Fasten with Chinese dick trap!
Lubricate with your favorite hot sauce!
Rock on! \m/(>.<)\m/

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 6:14:14 PM

@ Magentab0b - keep trying, you'll get it. Try a microwave.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 6:04:05 PM
I think there was a list of aids in National Lampoon's A Dirty Book (1976). They included if I remember correctly, a damp wool sock, wearing a lady's glove, a vacuum cleaner, chopsticks, and confusing to me at the time a halved melon filled with cottage cheese. Actually I still don't get that one.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1880 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 5:40:40 PM
Finally, news I can use. Uhh, can I run this thru the dishwasher?

Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3201 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 5:38:29 PM
"Dad, can I have my hair bands back now, please?"

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1707 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 5:36:24 PM
poor guys that do this lol

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 5:26:38 PM
Since it was a Mr Clean latex glove, does that mean it's for gay men ;)

Also, doesn't seem very hands-free. Even if you could wedge it somewhere it would still move out of the way. I suppose they mean hands-free like "sitting on your hand until it falls asleep so it feels like a stranger" hands-free. Funny how guys do that but are mystified that I don't get a big thrill out of rubbing my own boobs.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, December 06, 2013 5:24:35 PM

Okay, I tried it. I would add one of those heat-packs wrapped in the towel for a more realistic feel.

What? Don't hate me, you did it to, I'm just honest!

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