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Vaginal Knitting??!!!???

Hits: 5335 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: 1234
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beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2187 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 10:38:10 PM
lol, fishnets 8-|

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12892 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 9:23:55 PM
@suzietoo, who thinks that?

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2138 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 4:56:03 PM
The red ones cost more because she only makes them once a month.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 4:12:28 PM
she should knit muffs! ba-dum-bum

Anyway-gross.

Hey, IAB. Why can't I type ellipses without them being recoded to garbage????

suzietoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 73 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 1:42:39 PM
How strange is it in the 'Information age' where answers are just a google away, that people still think that women pee out of their vagina. My goodness!

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 11:43:32 AM
Here's something to try to take your mind off things.


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33883 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 11:24:09 AM

In her next performance art piece she will insert a spool of thread up her arse and sew a dress.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 8:02:12 AM
Hoax.

h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2537 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 7:13:52 AM
No.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1458 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 3:42:59 AM
If you are okay with the blood I doubt you'd bat an eye for urine.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 10:23:11 PM
my ozzy side is dying to say:

Jezus, that c*nt knows how to spin a yarn doesn't she?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12892 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 9:24:11 PM
Smaggy, thank you for your explanation of the bleeding obvious (pun intended), but you didn't answer the question.

That's okay, though. Unless you've watched her do it, I wouldn't expect you to know the answer.

Here, though, are some possibilities.

1) She takes the yarn out of her snooch before he goes.

2) She takes all her knitting with her to the ladies room and hikes the yarn up her buttcrack while she lets loose.

3) She just pisses all over the yarn (which raised the next question, does she stop knitting while shes doing it?),

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33883 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 9:08:11 PM

Looks like she's knitting toilet paper.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4814 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 8:25:35 PM
Look, this is embarrassing for me. She blew my joke. 30 seconds into the video, my joke was the actual content of the video then, the punchline was at 2:00.
I don't know if I'm going to recover. Here goes...

"So... You're silkworm trapped in a woman's menstruation, in a woman's body...?"

ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 7:16:12 PM


broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 2922 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:59:07 PM
Facepalm. Sad, sad facepalm.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2485 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:30:33 PM
People say "You're so brave, you're so brave."

Maybe, but what they're thinking is - You wanted to be an artist but didn't have any talent other than a little knitting knowledge, and this is the only way you could think of to knit and also claim it to be 'art' and no matter how much you use those arty words and say it's a piece about feminimity and your womb, you know it's just you sat with a bit of wool up your foof and trying to make some cash out of it.

bunny_knight
Male, 18-29, Canada
 349 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:19:14 PM
imagine if she knitted a maxi pad, that way, she could throw it away after.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5113 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:00:26 PM
She's not even Japanese!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33883 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 5:17:20 PM

"I am a craftivist" .... translation: unemployed

cjeffblanchr
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 45 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 5:15:16 PM
This is just yet another reminder that the Human race is doomed.

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 928 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 5:04:58 PM
I wonder if she makes balaclavas...

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:41:26 PM
ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4764 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:38:54 PM
Yeah, well, I swallowed one end of a skein of yarn, and then when I pooped the next day, one end of the yarn was hanging out my butt while the other end was still rolled up in a spool on the table. I was going to knit a scarf with it but I don't know how to knit, so I had my mom knit it instead. No, the scarf is not brown, it's white, well, at least the yarn was white before I swallowed it. Why do you think it is brown? Oh.

(just kidding).

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4021 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:24:11 PM
OldOllie, the structure of human female genitalia, amazingly, allows for a vagina full of knitting wool *and* urination. Unlike men, the paths for reproduction and urination aren't combined (plus most of us can't stick a skein of wool up our penis).

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