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Female, 13-17, Western US
|Sunday, December 01, 2013 4:43:02 PM|
I laughed... I love it...
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
|Sunday, December 01, 2013 12:59:39 AM|
Gerry wins the internet today.
Male, 50-59, Western US
|Saturday, November 30, 2013 8:22:34 AM|
I'm bored-Here's a joke.
During church, a pastor asked if anyone would like to express praise for prayers, which had been answered. A lady stood up & came forward. She said, "2 months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible wreck & his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was horrible & the dr.s didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain poor Jim endured. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children & every move caused him terrible pain. Dr.s pieced together his scrotum & wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again men in the Congregation squirmed. She went on "Now Jim is out of hospital & his scrotum will recover completely."
The pastor asked if anyone else wanted to speak. A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "I'm Jim and I would like to tell my beautiful blonde wife the word is 'sternum&
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
|Friday, November 29, 2013 9:18:02 PM|
That guy needs to shave his pussy.
Female, 18-29, Canada
|Friday, November 29, 2013 6:57:02 PM|
I...That is just........I can't help but be impressed!
Male, 50-59, Canada
|Friday, November 29, 2013 6:54:59 PM|
I just threw up a little... ick! At least it's not a tattoo... yet...
@CodeJockey: Ooo! Not bad bro!
Male, 40-49, Southern US
|Friday, November 29, 2013 6:37:08 PM|
The cat-beard seat?
Female, 18-29, Southern US
|Friday, November 29, 2013 5:51:47 PM|
Link: Should I Be Amazed Or Disgusted? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Disgustingly amazing. Problem solved.