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Jack Wants Ass & Titties

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Male, 40-49, Western US
 3227 Posts
Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:54:59 PM
I love the "make a wish foundation". I missed the Batman scenario in San Francisco . But I'm all over this one.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 811 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:45:05 AM
I dont believe I said that Carmium, maybe read my second post again.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:58:43 AM
I'll just forgo the extractions and move straight on to the ass and titties bit, please.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 29150 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 10:12:53 PM
@funnehkitteh: "Fused"? I call bullship!
I had one wisdom tooth bumping against my jawbone: it was the 2nd worst "impacted" tooth my surgeon had ever seen!
I have x-rays to prove it!
That puppy did not come out quietly, and I was "under" for the duration. Caused nerve damage it did...
There's NO WAY ON EARTH you didn't have anesthetic, general OR local. Mr. Pants On Fire....

My brother got his 4 out under "local". It wasn't much fun for him.

Anyhow: Upon waking in the recovery room? A very pretty nurse asked me:
"How do you feel?"
"Wike my moof ith foow of cotton"

She then pulled out a HUGE wad of blood-soaked cotton from my mouth... I went back to sleep...

Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 8:36:54 PM
McDuff - Are you serious? You consider impacted wisdom teeth to be a cosmetic issue?

Male, 30-39, Europe
 811 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 7:46:49 PM
I wonder if they give you so many drugs in yankee doodle land cause they feel guilty taking so much money to feed your obsession with perfect teeth, and think druggin you up to the eyeballs somehow makes it seem ok to convince you to be obsessed about how your teeth look.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 811 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 7:43:52 PM
wtf drugs are you giving people over there?

I had two wisdom teeth out I had local anaesthetic, a lot of pushing and pulling out they popped and I managed to drive home not in a drug fuelled haze.

Female, 30-39, Western US
 1463 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 7:29:47 PM
I was about 12 with two horizontal impacted ones and two normal impacted ones, I also have tmj so under I went.

Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2173 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 1:35:57 PM
Yeah, locals for me too, when I had mine removed- I don't see what the big deal is- it must be a way dental surgeons pad the bill.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 676 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 12:47:02 PM
I've had all of my wisdom teeth removed with just local anesthetics too. I've never seen someone like that before, except on the internet.
Oh and if you're claiming to be that tough "funnehkitteh" you might want to change your name, cause no one is buying it.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 126 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 11:41:43 AM
I have had my wisdom tooths removed and all done with local anesthetic only.
About an hour grinding and breaking the tooth and that is it.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 530 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 10:53:41 AM
oh.. my point was.. no pain killers,
only pliers
only pain

Male, 18-29, Europe
 530 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 10:53:04 AM
wtf, that is some serious anaesthetic
I had a wisdom tooth out that was double the size it was supposed to be, and fused to my jaw bone.

if this were a competition, I'd win
pussys with their pain killers

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 355 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 10:34:40 AM
Link: Jack Wants Ass & Titties [Rate Link] - Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.

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