Male, 18-29, Southern US
|Sunday, November 24, 2013 5:05:57 PM|
This is something that would happen when i was younger.
Male, 40-49, Canada
|Sunday, November 24, 2013 9:14:46 AM|
one day my dad had picked me up from school. we passed church that was still smoldering from a fire the previous day... he just looked ahead and said ..... " Holy Smoke!"
Female, 50-59, Europe
|Sunday, November 24, 2013 12:36:08 AM|
LOL- Mum has no sense of humour! my children always said though that a tad more sympathy and a lot less humour would have been nice- I disagree.
Female, 50-59, Southern US
|Sunday, November 24, 2013 12:06:58 AM|
when my sister, who's 4'11", was quite pregnant with twins, she was lying in bed with her husband one night. he asked her if she minded having the ceiling fan on. she got up herself to turn it on. when she returned to bed, he said, 'thanks, that was big of you'.
Male, 40-49, Asia
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 7:30:52 PM|
I suppose this is why Christians prefer creationism over evolution.
Female, 18-29, Canada
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 5:36:16 PM|
Good ol Tumblr <3 a whole plethora of goodies like this
Female, 18-29, Southern US
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 5:11:50 PM|
Male, 50-59, Western US
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 3:14:57 PM|
About the kids allergic reaction- Survival of the fittest.
If you aren't tough enough to eat peanuts or strawberries then we don't need you.
Male, 18-29, Canada
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 1:43:36 PM|
2 minutes later he suffocated to death.
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
|Saturday, November 23, 2013 1:08:22 PM|
Link: Gotta Love Dad Jokes [Pic] [Rate Link] - Priceless.