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How To Impress A Girl [Pic]

Hits: 13222 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: gingernut333
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Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 10:47:16 PM
Oh no? >B] C'mon, wouldn't you, Atrayu4u? The kitten matches your dress!

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 7:53:12 PM
I'm thinking of getting my girl a kitten for Christmas, is it to early to wrap it?

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2299 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 10:30:52 AM
i discovered in high school that kittens were pussy magnets when a girl took a picture of my cat, posted it on the internet, and the next day at school all the girls were coming up to me and were all like, "OMIGOD Rob your kitty is like SOOOOO cute!" even this one really pretty and popular chick came up to me and told me i had a cute cat. i didnt even know she knew who i was! twas the highlight of my high school experience.

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1017 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 7:55:14 AM
Not sure if he should look so happy - she really seemed interested in that pussy.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2342 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 4:15:11 AM
"If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?"

Works for me...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4716 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:57:12 AM
Judging by the female responses, it obviously works. If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 606 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40:27 AM
@YANKmyDOODLE The kitten has the ability to apparently materialise out of thin air. Until you profer an explanation as to this new scientific wonder came about, then 's magick.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:28:29 AM
I don't doubt that, Swaywithme. I don't doubt that at all.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2324 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 10:55:16 PM
Yeah, what's up with the rabbits? Girls want kitties.

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 7:21:04 PM
I'd do him without the kitten, the cat's a bonus prize

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5258 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 5:26:23 PM
Him: *large rustling in pants*
Her: "What the heck is that in your pocket?"
Him: "Your pussy."
Her: "Don't be vulg-"
Him: *produces cat*
Her: "OMG!!! A KITTEH!!!"
Him: "Let's go out later."
Her: "Sure! It's so- Crap..."
Him: "Yep."

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4551 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 5:24:56 PM
..I'd do him. For a kitten.

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 5:13:41 PM
the kitten isn't magic

gingernut333
Female, 18-29, Europe
 825 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 4:20:11 PM
Link: How To Impress A Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - 10/10 would bang for magic kitten.


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