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Names For Wankin' The Willy [Pic]

Hits: 8379 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Weird | Added by: Cy
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TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1670 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 7:09:36 PM
Rusty Venture (From the Venture Brothers Cartoon)
Squeezing the squid
Squeezing the Charmin (Mr. Wipples favorite pastime)
Polishing the Pole
for those who are especially hairy: Waking the Yak
Honing Cone
Fly Fishing
Michael Jackson's favorite "Blowing Boubbles"

jacos27
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 245 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 4:18:25 AM
Left hand shame

...

Though personally, I love "pulling the goalie." I heard it referenced on Trailer Park Boys and I fell in love with the phrase.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2602 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 3:27:12 AM
Crack one off.
Flog the party doll.

Beardofzeus
Male, 30-39, Europe
 643 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 3:08:28 AM
The asker's rating was a 4 star?! How much better a response could he have possibly anticipated. What a meat seasoner...

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3424 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 11:26:34 PM
a few more female ones:
fiddlin' in the middle
touching my secret place

toeachhisown
Male, 50-59, Western US
 305 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 10:50:05 PM
Busting one off.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 5:01:31 PM
They missed all the female ones. Glad you added some, Code Jockey. Here's a few mroe:

Cleaning the curtains
Flickin' the bean
Stroking the slip n' slide

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5262 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 4:19:26 PM
Him: Shake the dew
Stroke the cannon
Make an offering
Make a donation

Her: Shock the monkey
Stroke the man in the boat
Hilbert effect
Going Blank

3002-3038
Female, 18-29, Western US
 623 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 2:45:23 PM
giving yourself the low five.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 2:42:29 PM

Bashing the Bishop
Floggin the Dolphin

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14796 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 1:49:00 PM
Drain the lizard.
Flog the bishop.
Handle a little problem.
Make a withdrawal from the sperm bank.
Molest your inner child.
Tenderize the tube steak.
Pull your putz.
Wank the frank.

DM
Female, 18-29, Europe
 22 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 12:56:09 PM
Are these the lyrics for the next Bloodhound Gang song?

Cy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1099 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 12:43:11 PM
Link: Names For Wankin' The Willy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Poundin' the pud. Chokin' the chicken. Who knew there were so many? Enough to fill a 'dicktionary'.


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