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'Hire' This Girl [Pic]

Hits: 9044 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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gammapane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 170 Posts
Friday, November 01, 2013 9:19:40 AM
fawkward

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1945 Posts
Friday, November 01, 2013 12:12:40 AM
Running my own business, I have seen resumes of this caliber more often then one would expect.

Daegog
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 785 Posts
Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:31:29 AM
I wonder if that's "real".

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 10:23:55 PM
I used to write resumes for a living, but this beats anything I ever did.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 9:34:21 PM
She had me at "ferret husbandry". Rawr!

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1059 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 8:56:33 PM
I gotta see this "ferret family" I keep hearing so much about!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13600 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 8:35:22 PM
You're hired. You had me at "Detail Oriental"


drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6756 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 6:40:24 PM
I'm going to add this to my cv. No wonder I can't find work.

osirisascend
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3034 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 6:33:29 PM
The fact that some of you think this is real is what's really funny.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3564 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 5:59:53 PM
ferret husbandry???

Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 3:52:48 PM
This lady needs someone to teach her the appropriate use of quotation marks. And what does Cinnamon Skaggs mean? Is that like...her name? I googled it and it didn't tell me anything. Also gotta love how the headers are totally off for the bottom sections

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2624 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 3:12:03 PM
She sound like a nice gal. Higher her.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:52:58 PM
"Cinnamon Skaggs." If medical assistant doesn't pan out, she could become a breakfast cereal.

LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 1512 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:07:57 PM
My interests also include vegetable people and retards.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6737 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:49:33 PM
Bless- thick as a plank but chirpy. The sort of person you want to strangle on a daily, nay hourly, basis.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34042 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:41:13 PM

Unfortunately, she was applying for a VISA.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3912 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:34:19 PM
She had me at never calls in sick. Deal sealed.

Ilikelogic
Male, 40-49, Europe
 541 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:26:01 PM
Definitely worth to ask her for an interview.
She may not be the most literate, politically correct person, but she has and is willing to work with old people.
So, yes for an interview.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:24:37 PM
How does she ever expect to get a job if she can't take the blood pressure of dead animals?

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5758 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:16:26 PM
Cinnamon Skaggs

Doiknowyou
Male, 18-29, Canada
 778 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:11:23 PM
Should I call you Ms. Skaggs or do you prefer Cinnamon?

ieatbunnies
Male, 30-39, Western US
 919 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:08:38 PM
She should at least get a face to face interview, just to meet the women alone and ask her about her Ferret Husbandry.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34042 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:58:15 AM

555! "MySPace"!!!
555555555

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2087 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:14:25 AM
Listen, anybody who can work with the elderly and the handicapped gets a pass on sarcasm from me.


LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4863 Posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013 10:56:58 AM
She is Detail-Oriental...that probably means she is pretty smart despite struggling with the English language, right? Because she is Oriental?

Still, cleaning up vomit and urine is probably right up her alley.

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