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Reasons For Insane Asylum Admission c1800s [Pic]

Hits: 9683 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5280 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:29:08 PM
"This was a list that was given to the door men at New York City dance clubs in the late 1970's."
Woman in mid 30's: "My husband left me."
Bouncer (Barry White voice:) "Honey, come in here and shake yo' ass. SHAKE yo' ass like there's no tomorrow..."

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5616 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 5:54:43 PM

I think you guys have it wrong. This was a list that was given to the door men at New York City dance clubs in the late 1970's. If you exhibited any of these symptoms, they let you in. That's why it says "reasons for admission." The printer just messed up the dates.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12042 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 2:53:58 PM
Masturbation for 30 years
Im done
Novel reading, and 75 percent of those
Im in bedlam

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 1:10:33 PM
Goddammit, Imaginary Female Trouble

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17310 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:06:35 AM
I'd like to know, if you've ever masturbated, how the hell do you get out of there. because "Suppression of masturbation" is on the list.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1265 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 8:23:03 AM
Sweet, it says nothing about cannabis. Although the deranged masturbation one got me in there.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8885 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 7:01:11 AM
Asthma? I guess I'm going to have to check myself in then. And lol at Woman Troubles.

Forplay2k
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 506 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 2:21:03 AM
Novel Reading...come on locked up for reading a book that's insane.

DinVen
Male, 30-39, Europe
 389 Posts
Saturday, October 26, 2013 12:15:13 AM
That would be some seriously bad whiskey.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4864 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 11:56:20 PM
I am relieved that I did not live in that century. They still say I'm mad, but I'm not.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15078 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 11:22:51 PM
16. Take me away.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2671 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 9:26:21 PM
"The way that list is organized is triggering my OCD."

I know, right?!?

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 9:22:53 PM
Salvation Army, lol. Yikes.. you had to be literally perfect to avoid being committed.

techstorm
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 78 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 9:02:44 PM
My favorite:

BAD COMPANY... and I won't deny!

Meh, lock me up too. Excuse me which way to the swimming pool and what time will dinner be served? Oh and please remind the chef I'm doing a cleanse this week and I would prefer only raw non processed foods.

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 8:57:49 PM
what the hell is bad whiskey? if it doesn't kill ya, then its good whiskey..

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2429 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 8:44:55 PM
@Gerry, I think that they have the sons covered in a diagnosis of "Death of Sons in War" and "Marriage of Son".

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 8:43:47 PM
I could get in for at least half of those.

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 899 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 8:00:10 PM
The way that list is organized is triggering my OCD.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5280 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 7:45:27 PM
Was "imaginary female trouble" supposed to be "having issues with female who don't exist" or "having issues over problems that don't exist but, relate to females who do exist?"

"Religious enthusiasm." 'Nough said...

"Deranged masturbation." In'er net, you're goin' to the nut house!!

"Novel reading." Because there was no where else to read...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 7:07:04 PM

"shooting of daughter"
'cause shooting of son is totally sane.

timbrebander
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 50 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 7:06:03 PM
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Government!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 7:05:58 PM
Intemperance DANG! I didn't make it past #1

So many different kinds of masturbation...

And what's wrong with Bad Company?



They had some decent tunes!

jwhalerfan
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 220 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 5:57:05 PM
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Democratic Party!

lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 5:37:55 PM
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Republican Party!

katluver
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 323 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 5:29:18 PM
Well I can say... without a doubt... I am not Crazy. I told them all I was the only normal one left... I told them.....

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