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What's The Only Think Worse Than Smirnoff? [Pic]

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malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2041 Posts
Friday, October 25, 2013 9:32:17 AM
where is this?? i want one ahahaha

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2602 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 12:06:41 PM
Smirnoff really is gnats piss. Same goes for Grey Goose (overpriced piss). People go nuts for that over here, but put that in a taste test with Smirnoff and you've fooled them all.
Now my personal fave is Zubrowka, a Bison grass rye vodka from Poland. The poles swear by this mixed with apple juice, and it is sublime.

I scored a litre bottle from Amazon for £20 ($32)

Tacosnak
Male, 30-39, Western US
 55 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 9:35:10 AM
More of a beer person, but Ketel One is pretty decent.

Makes for good Bloody Mary's.

Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 614 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 7:07:06 AM
Vodka is vodka. it all tastes like kerosene mixed with cat piss.

Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 614 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 7:01:08 AM
I know of someone that would think that's an awesome hat..



Big_And_Tall
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 6:22:41 AM
The Fedora hat is the topper for any douchebag!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Thursday, October 24, 2013 6:11:52 AM
hate to brake to you "connoisseurs" but there is very little difference between expensive vodka and cheap vodka besides the bottle.


I can agree to a certain point the grey goose, belvedere and such are overprice. Vodka isn't supposed to have a tase. Now try Mr. Boston straight up and tell me how that's considered vodka!

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1894 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:52:27 PM
Smirnoff isn't bad. Grey Goose is pretty good too, I just can't bring myself to drink vodka made in France.

I lived with a Russian chick one summer that kept Stolichnoya in the freezer.
Since then, Iced Stoli shots have always been what comes to mind when vodka is mention.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14830 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 8:12:08 PM
I can see paying a bit more for good whiskey, but vodka is vodka, no matter what you pay for it. I'd love to see some of these snooty yuppies take a blind taste test between the high-priced crap and the bargain brands.

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1023 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 7:53:43 PM
My husband used to have a drink of vodka on every other Saturday...so I used to pour almost half of the bottle down the sink and refill it with water... I was pregnant,irritable and just didn't feel good at the time and didn't feel like dealing with an overly drunk person..He was never mean or anything like that, just very obnoxious and he would bug and annoy the hell out of me..I love the man, but when he would get like that..He would ride the hell out of my last nerves ..I wanted to kick his butt out of the window at times...so I remedied the situation.. I don't think he could ever tell the difference anyhow lol... I know, I am a horrible wife right?

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17301 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 4:18:07 PM
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"


Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 952 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:41:41 PM
For quite a long time in my country vodka was carefully regulated. It had to be water and ethanol and nothing else. All vodka was the same, "neutral grain alcohol." People paid extra for premium stuff and got the same alcohol with a fancy label. In the last several years regulations have loosened but there is still a distinction between vodka and imported or flavored vodka.

Smirnoff may not be any better than other vodka, but it's the same.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3426 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:37:32 PM
smirnoff isn't bad. try crystal palace and then tell me which you prefer...

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:22:14 PM
Ha, Smirnoff is expensive Vodka to me. You should try the stuff I used to drink as a student, more like paint stripper!

I actually quite like Smirnoff and the Fedora...

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 2:44:00 PM
hate to brake to you "connoisseurs" but there is very little difference between expensive vodka and cheap vodka besides the bottle.

abby0315
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 946 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 2:12:26 PM
@Gerry1of1, you have some very interesting neighbors. The only thing I got going is the crazy man across the alley who shoots his shotgun off at random times during the day and night.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 1:18:49 PM

My neighbor wears hats like that. He's an asian muslim hipster. Quite the combo.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2341 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 1:14:20 PM
You buy a hat like that,I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you, though

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:43:12 PM
Lol you think that's bad you've never had Mr. Boston vodka.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5490 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:18:32 PM


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26321 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:18:23 PM
No way! That's one sharp looking fedora!

And the liquor store looks -just like- one here in Winnipeg, Manitoba... perhaps they just all look the same after a while?

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:13:53 PM
This will take care of cheap vodka for the most part.


fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:06:08 PM
Link: What's The Only Think Worse Than Smirnoff? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bad vodka, worse headgear.


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