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Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic]

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Male, 18-29, Canada
 1272 Posts
Tuesday, October 22, 2013 2:35:05 PM
pretty sure porta-potties see other bodily fluids than jizz... pretty sure.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 3333 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 12:00:49 PM
So marines call them porta-potties?

And they think they are tough?

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2817 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 8:18:22 AM
This has to be fake. Although it is the United States we are talking about here. Surprised there isn't a warning about going blind too.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5421 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 8:11:23 AM
A) I call fake. No one on base cares about your toilet jerkery except if you take too long. The commandant is waiting to get in there so he can "read the articles."

B) Now, my head is all full of military women. BRB, hitting the head...

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1061 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 7:23:05 AM
Our tax dollars at work!

Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 254 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 5:23:11 AM

some girls do... it is clear

Female, 50-59, Western US
 2683 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 1:18:55 AM
oh, and if this is from Camp Pendleton, it's the Squids. Navy.

Female, 50-59, Western US
 2683 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 11:27:01 PM
em, females don't ejaculate. no germy spray there.

Male, 50-59, Canada
 29102 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 10:26:01 PM
@WhoDat: The Blue Falcons should put an end to this problem, eh? Not that DADT is no longer in effect...

Friggin In The Rigging With Lyrics! NSFW!!! Seriously, don't look!

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34622 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 8:55:05 PM

Victorian England could not banish masturbation {and they had some creative ways} so I don't think the military has any hope of reducing troops bashing the bishop.

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13916 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 8:27:25 PM
"Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me, and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally, as much as to say, - Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humour or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness." - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale

Male, 40-49, Europe
 3025 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 7:55:25 PM
I like the consequences...it's usually some sort of disciplinary action I'm thinking of when I masturbate.

We had a guy at basic training who as his extra duties at night was tasked with cleaning the drill staff office. Whenever he got a shouting at for something he'd just smile back at them.. we found out why off him after we'd graduated....he'd spent every night wanking into their kettle.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3823 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 7:14:38 PM
Yeah, well there's nothing else to do when you're inside the wire and have down-time. Jacking it is (was) a good way to kill time and the sh*tters are the only place you can get any privacy. Some fobbits probably complained about it a lot in order for them to post a sign like this, hahaha! I'm convinced that the Marine Corps does sh*t like this just to keep us pissed off all the time.

Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 6:43:52 PM
No Semper Fideling with yourselves, Marines!

Male, 13-17, S. America
 12 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 6:18:13 PM
Wow.... I guess it came to be that big of a problem huh..... Lol

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13916 Posts
Saturday, October 19, 2013 6:33:18 PM
Link: Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic] [Rate Link] - At Camp Masturbation Station

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