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Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic]

Hits: 9198 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: Draculya
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jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
 991 Posts
Tuesday, October 22, 2013 2:35:05 PM
pretty sure porta-potties see other bodily fluids than jizz... pretty sure.

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3283 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 12:00:49 PM
So marines call them porta-potties?

And they think they are tough?

normalfreak2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1305 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 8:18:22 AM
This has to be fake. Although it is the United States we are talking about here. Surprised there isn't a warning about going blind too.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4803 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 8:11:23 AM
A) I call fake. No one on base cares about your toilet jerkery except if you take too long. The commandant is waiting to get in there so he can "read the articles."

B) Now, my head is all full of military women. BRB, hitting the head...

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 937 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 7:23:05 AM
Our tax dollars at work!

aliyahg1979
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 219 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 5:23:11 AM
@SavageChef

some girls do... it is clear

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1926 Posts
Monday, October 21, 2013 1:18:55 AM
oh, and if this is from Camp Pendleton, it's the Squids. Navy.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1926 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 11:27:01 PM
em, females don't ejaculate. no germy spray there.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 23813 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 10:26:01 PM
@WhoDat: The Blue Falcons should put an end to this problem, eh? Not that DADT is no longer in effect...

Friggin In The Rigging With Lyrics! NSFW!!! Seriously, don't look!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33872 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 8:55:05 PM

Victorian England could not banish masturbation {and they had some creative ways} so I don't think the military has any hope of reducing troops bashing the bishop.


Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11450 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 8:27:25 PM
"Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me, and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally, as much as to say, - Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humour or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness." - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2481 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 7:55:25 PM
I like the consequences...it's usually some sort of disciplinary action I'm thinking of when I masturbate.

We had a guy at basic training who as his extra duties at night was tasked with cleaning the drill staff office. Whenever he got a shouting at for something he'd just smile back at them.. we found out why off him after we'd graduated....he'd spent every night wanking into their kettle.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3562 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 7:14:38 PM
Yeah, well there's nothing else to do when you're inside the wire and have down-time. Jacking it is (was) a good way to kill time and the sh*tters are the only place you can get any privacy. Some fobbits probably complained about it a lot in order for them to post a sign like this, hahaha! I'm convinced that the Marine Corps does sh*t like this just to keep us pissed off all the time.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6290 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 6:43:52 PM
No Semper Fideling with yourselves, Marines!

Niknakattack
Male, 13-17, S. America
 12 Posts
Sunday, October 20, 2013 6:18:13 PM
Wow.... I guess it came to be that big of a problem huh..... Lol

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11450 Posts
Saturday, October 19, 2013 6:33:18 PM
Link: Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic] [Rate Link] - At Camp Masturbation Station


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