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Internet Arguement Checklist [Pic+]

Hits: 4875 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: 5Cats
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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3546 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 11:20:54 PM
@5Cats,
There are liberals and libtards. There are conservatives and conservatards. The "tards" use all of these all the time because they're tards. Except for #8, of course, since that's (almost)only a conservatard line of thought.
As far as I can tell, and I admit I may be over-reading him, @elkingo is also a knee-jerk conservative. It's the knee-jerk characteristic that makes many people tards since it means they think what they're told to think rather than actually putting real, thoughtful consideration into their opinions. There's way too much of that kind of laziness in the world.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25838 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 10:42:23 PM
"SKIM UNTIL OFFENDED:

A poo flinging monkey never actually reads their opponent's article (That could introduce them to dangerous badthink!). Instead they simply skim down the page until finding something that they can loudly proclaim you were offended by. Remember, being offended grants liberals super powers!



Truthfully? I suppose @HolyGod didn't even BOTHER to skim it: he just went right to poop tossing! That's typical of him, eh? Why read it if you ALREADY KNOW FOR A FACT that it's wrong? Doesn't matter WHY it's wrong, you'll fling the SAME poop anyhow, correct @HolyGod?

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 10:27:53 PM
5Cats

"Remember, being offended grants liberals super powers!"

I've literally never been offended in my life. I think you are a world class moron, but nothing you have ever said or could ever say would offend me.

Meanwhile you got offended when I said you were crazy. You also get offended on crakr's behalf when I say he is on disability or medicare.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 10:25:04 PM
5Cats

"Truthfully? I suppose @HolyGod didn't even BOTHER to skim it:"

Despite what you think I read every word of almost everything you post. All the serious stories about ACA or the shutdown I read, if for no other reason than to find points to pick apart.

However I didn't get past: "Or how you should just shut up and pay your fair share because crack whores need iPhones too?" before I felt I got far enough to make a judgement call that it was a complete and total waste of time.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 10:22:26 PM
5Cats

"Are you suggesting Bush could sign a law after the election? he COULD but OBAMA would also need to sign it, or it wasn't a law anymore!
OUT.OF.POWER.
Was Bush running for office in 2008? No?
So, what's you point exactly? That the MSM propaganda machine is effective? It is!"

All I'm suggesting is that you said bush was "OUT OF OFFICE" in november of 2008 and that WAS WRONG. Not debatable. Now subjective. Not a matter of opinion. Not a viewpoint. Wrong. Plain and simple not up for discussion, doesn't matter what you say, unequivocally, wrong.

Every spin and line of bulls.hit that pours out of you other than, "you were right, he was still in office" is just further proof of what a b.itch you are and how completely unable you are to post an article about the correct way to debate.

That's all I meant.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3714 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:58:50 PM


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25838 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:47:54 PM
"SKIM UNTIL OFFENDED:

A poo flinging monkey never actually reads their opponent's article (That could introduce them to dangerous badthink!). Instead they simply skim down the page until finding something that they can loudly proclaim you were offended by. Remember, being offended grants liberals super powers!



Truthfully? I suppose @HolyGod didn't even BOTHER to skim it: he just went right to poop tossing! That's typical of him, eh? Why read it if you ALREADY KNOW FOR A FACT that it's wrong? Doesn't matter WHY it's wrong, you'll fling the SAME poop anyhow, correct @HolyGod?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25838 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:43:55 PM
@HolyGod: Are you suggesting Bush could sign a law after the election? he COULD but OBAMA would also need to sign it, or it wasn't a law anymore!
OUT.OF.POWER.
Was Bush running for office in 2008? No?
So, what's you point exactly? That the MSM propaganda machine is effective? It is!

@broizfam: You DO KNOW you've just done #6, eh?
OF COURSE these "could apply" to every group, but ONE group uses these tactics EVERY time. Just look at @HolyGod's offering on this thread: proof positive! He uses: 1,2,3,4,5, and 8! Although he substitutes "insults" for "racism" eh?

@Patchouly: This is a work of comedy! It's OBVIOUS who didn't read it because they don't know how funny it is!
And true, it's funny AND true!

VV SEE! @elkingo actually read it!

elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3472 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:50:50 PM
Lmao... this is great. I couldn't care less what others think. It is funny cuz its true.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4604 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 7:50:32 PM
Come on 5Cats. you can do better than this. You seem like a decent enough guy when you aren't posting Republican propaganda. How about submitting something that doesn't show how brainwashed you are?

747Pilot
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1063 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 7:17:58 PM
BORING!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 7:02:23 PM
Recent 5Cats argument:

Me: "bush's lowest approval rating was 24% on 11/08"

5Cats: "so what that was after he was out of office"

Me: "No. He was in office."

5Cats: "I seem to remember an election in 2008"

Me: "Yes, but he was still in office until late january 2009"

5Cats: "Ya but after the election he was a lame duck, so he was EFFECTIVELY out of power"

Is "Being a F.ucking Moron" on your checklist?

mrtomz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 42 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 6:39:47 PM
Whatever.... Your side lost... So do whatever you can to make the smart people look bad so you can get the egg off your face.

And... Uh... Last I heard, it's spelled argument on this side of the "pond".

Genius... Just like the rest of your group.

Come at me bro(s)!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3546 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 6:23:49 PM
5Cats,
That was really dumb. I was assuming this was posted by Ollie. The 1st 7 points on the checklist apply equally to conservatives. #8 doesn't because the conservatives are the racists.

JDplaysFF
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 588 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 6:18:17 PM
Uh, yeah...5cats, I've never seen you concede a point either. Ever. Everyone on here is always right. No matter what.

Period.

Can we PLEASE stop with the politics already? I just want to see a cat do something funny. Work is stressful enough.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25838 Posts
Thursday, October 17, 2013 6:07:33 PM
Link: Internet Arguement Checklist [Pic+] [Rate Link] - The 8 simple rules obeyed by the IAB Liberal Brigade. Every. Single. Time.

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