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Superman Has Had Enough! [Pic]

Hits: 7730 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: Jake_Justus
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CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4272 Posts
Saturday, September 28, 2013 1:56:57 PM
"...use it for the forces of good..."

*Later, at Lexcorp...
Lois: "You'll never get away with this, Lex!!"
Lex: "Get away with what? I've got a full pardon. We've gone straight."
Lois: "No, Lex!! Don't throw me off the roof!!"
Lex: "Can't you 'fall' off the roof of your own building?"
Lois: "OSHA made Perry put a net around the roof after my last accident..."
Mercy (inner monologue:) "There has to be safer way for her to- Who am 'I' kidding?"
Mercy: "Ms. Lane, trespassing will not be tolerated." *scoops up lois*
*jumpcut to lois flying over the side of the helipad*
Lois: "Thanks, Mercy!!... SUPERMAN!!! HEEEELLLP!!!"
Mercy (inner monologue:) "Good luck."
*sups intercepts*
Sups: "That does it. I'm getting you a watch like Jimmy's."
Lois: "Oh. Do they vibrate?"
Sups:

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21849 Posts
Saturday, September 28, 2013 9:22:53 AM
Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
Lana: "Mm-Hm..."



@CodeJockey: THAT is something funny right there!

You have a gift dude! I hope you use it for the forces of goodness... :rolleyes:

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3018 Posts
Friday, September 27, 2013 8:20:20 PM

There was a 1953 episode of The Adventures of Superman titled "Panic in the Sky." In it, Superman saves the earth from an asteroid, but loses his memory in the process. There's a scene where Clark is at home in his bed WITHOUT HIS GLASSES. Perry, Jimmy and Lois enter and look at him ... and don't see Superman. They just see Clark without glasses. What's funnier is that he's asking them "Who Am I? Don't you know who I am?"

It's at 11:20 in this clip ...

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4272 Posts
Friday, September 27, 2013 12:51:39 PM
""OMGing" wtf is wrong with you"
Hey, I could do an entire 135 panel book- hell, I could do and entire 3 season TV series on nothing but Clark's updated speech, his inner conflict (he is tempted to use the League to take over the world to rid it of crime,) and the secret motivations of everyone that interacts with Superman (which act to keep him grounded.)
Including his bromance with Batman, complete with death pact.

Sups: "Here is a kryptonite bullet. Bruce, if something happens to me... If I go rogue again... I want it to be you..."
Bats: "...Now, I have two..."
Sups: * '_' *
Bats: "What?!!"
Sups: "I love you, man!!" *hugs the bejesus out of bats*
Bats: "GODDAMMIT, CLARK!!! STOP THIS!!!"
WW: "I feel like a fifth wheel."
Bats: "People are lookin'!!"
WW: "Bruce, does this mean dinner is off?"
Bats: "Dammit!"

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Friday, September 27, 2013 8:28:09 AM
"OMGing" wtf is wrong with you

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4272 Posts
Friday, September 27, 2013 7:54:04 AM
Sups: "Are you people that stupid?"
Lois: "No. Of course, not."
Lana: "Well, I was THERE when you ripped off our school's logo!"
Sups: "But, you let me do this for YEARS?!!!"
Lois: "We both though it was a shtick."
Sups: "OMG!!!"
Lana: "What are you 'OMG'ing about? All our friends know and everybody played along."
Sups: "But, you let me-"
Lana: "We're all in on it. How do you think you get so many great tips on where Superman should go?!"
Sups: "I'm a good reporter and-"
Lois: "Pff!! Well, I just like base jumping."
Sups: "I thought you were being thrown-"
Lois: "Oh, it's real danger... With great, big "O's" so hard!! Straightens my hair right out!!"
Sups: "JESUS!!!"
Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
Lana: "Mm-Hm..."

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1935 Posts
Friday, September 27, 2013 4:07:42 AM
That's kind of funny Draculya...
I deliberately avoid stupid men... thankfully that eliminates most of them!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21849 Posts
Thursday, September 26, 2013 10:51:52 PM
Lolz! but the whole "secret identity" was a big, inside joke after the early years. The writes milked it for all it was worth, as seen here...

@OldOllie: I have bad news about Peter Parker...

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11716 Posts
Thursday, September 26, 2013 10:01:54 PM
Wait...Clark Kent is Superman?

CynicalGamer
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 340 Posts
Thursday, September 26, 2013 8:21:28 PM
Can't remember which issue but I remember them explaining Superman had a sort of mass hypnosis he used to make himself appear different as Clark. So it wasn't just the glasses. Kind of makes this just seem mean if that's the case.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10221 Posts
Thursday, September 26, 2013 6:11:54 PM
I deliberately select stupid women. Thankfully that eliminates very few.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3018 Posts
Thursday, September 26, 2013 5:23:12 PM
Link: Superman Has Had Enough! [Pic] [Rate Link] - But, does he have a point?


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