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Diamonds Vs Rocks [Pic]

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lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 12:02:21 PM
Sorry if I don't look forward to having this happen in my mouth:



Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 9:33:32 AM
Had a girlfriend that used to enjoy doing it, and liked when I shot down into the back of her throat. Only time she would go yuck is when we'd do a2m when in the moment and we were finishing me off.

I miss her :(

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 6:29:25 AM
"Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it's been bleeding and peed on? It's literally an inch away from the B-hole."

Um- you pee out of that thing you want women to suck on, right? And you don't wipe that pee off when you're done, right, so it's right there and going in their mouth? I hope you don't do oral when a woman is on her period.

I begrudgingly do it but I don't enjoy any moment of it. Not because I feel demeaned or anything. I actually wish I did like it but I have a small mouth and a hair trigger gag reflex so it's a challenge to do any real sucking without being afraid my teeth will hurt him or I'll start to gag. I mostly stick to licking and using my hands. Different men taste differently and I've know a few pretty gross ones, especially smokers. Semen is pretty much the same as snot so I'm not too excited about having that in my mouth. I don't expect a guy to go down in me so I don't think it's selfish to want to go straig

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3329 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 7:41:05 PM

Angillon - Dude, you are way too uptight, like a good vagina.

This explains it all.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11043 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 6:33:01 PM
Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren't hairy. They don't change shape every time you blink. Flowers don't bleed and they damn sure don't smell like low tide at the pier.


The comparison is poetic, not literal.

Flowers are a stock image for beauty in many cultures. With a hefty serving of poetic license, labia sort of look like petals. So it's an apt enough comparison, but it's really about perceived beauty.

Low tide at the pier? I think Wendypants makes a good point, because that's not the normal smell. Somewhat sea-like, yes, but it shouldn't smell stagnant.

It's true that women's genitals are a far more suitable environment for bacteria than men's are and it's true that the taste and smell is stronger (assuming equally reasonable standards of cleanliness), but you're a long way from a reasonable description of going down on a woman.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24182 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:08:36 PM
if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don't need a reason.


@WendyPants: Words of wisdom!
Cheaters cheat! It doesn't matter why, they just DO!

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3307 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 7:45:53 AM
I wasted twenty years with a woman like that. A selfish and one-way sex partner. Then I had a great sex life with women that don't have to be told what a fella is for!

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:23:34 AM
@MeGrendel, it's nice to know there are others out there! My fiancé is one of 'em and I do know how lucky I am that it's one of his favourite pastimes :) ... it's one of the reasons I like to return the favour, too.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 4:21:03 AM
Yikes, turdburglar, you need to find women who wash themselves... regularly, even!; if your description fits the women with whom you've come into intimate contact, I kinda feel bad for you. Up your standards a bit and maybe you won't find it so bad. Remember, find women who wash.
(and maybe aren't complete skanks, or without health problems... just sayin')

Geogypsy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2395 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:23:27 AM
LOL @ Turdburgler: Your profile description gave me a chuckle.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1439 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:41:03 AM
I earn a living f*cking other girls.

I'm a professional so, technically, it isn't cheating.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1461 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:59:52 PM
Cheaters gonna cheat. I have tmj so it's not a pleasant experience for me but I do love controlling my partner's pleasure sometimes.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3329 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:30:42 PM

Gerry - Gross.

Women of IAB - listen to Gross Gerry, he obviously knows how to please a man.

Besides, your stench trench is like a petri dish. Under ideal conditions, it's filled with yeast! It's like a furry pair of lips that has swallowed another pair of lips.

Don't compare going down on a guy to what a guy endures going down on you. Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it's been bleeding and peed on? It's literally an inch away from the B-hole.

Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren't hairy. They don't change shape every time you blink. Flowers don't bleed and they damn sure don't smell like low tide at the pier.


nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 8:15:16 PM
Oh God, that Toy Story gif, MeGrendel.

Bahahaha.


Also, I don't mind giving a bj as long as he's fresh out of the shower. I have a severe aversion to bodily fluids, though...so I'm not fond of letting him finish...lol....SO CRUEL.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4178 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:58:49 PM
Wendypants-" they really don't need a reason"

Agreed. A man, or a woman, should be willing to do anything they can to please their spouse/significant other. And should also respect any boundaries.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4178 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:57:07 PM
Wendypants-"Some men like to eat out women..."



Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:45:56 PM
The thing is (head issue aside) that if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don't need a reason. They'll do it because they feel like it. That's what it comes down to... :(

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:44:26 PM
@CaptKangaroo, well said! :)

@madduck, I know what you mean, liking giving head (or not) doesn't have anything to do with feminism or whether or not you're a feminist.
Some women like it, some don't; so what? Some men like to eat out women, some don't.
It's just, the ones who don't like it, don't necessarily know what they're missing.
LOL, I may not always want to give head, but when I do, I love it! :)

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4178 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:37:13 PM
Gerry1of1-"american girls don't like that."

My experience is it's about 50/50, but I lucked up with my wife.

slightlys-"Maybe she likes anal."

This is a pretty good representation of every girls first experience with anal:


McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07:47 PM
Mine issue is purely psychological due to an emotionally abusive ex-a*shole. At least I do it and am working on getting over said issue. The women who out right refuse I think are the prudes.

@McGovern LOL! You nasty :P

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:36:48 PM
Makes me feel like a dirty whore.


Oh god.. this and "I feel like it just demeaning to women."

NO WE WANT IT CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD AND YES WE WANT YOU TO BE DIRTY WHORES IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY!!!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5201 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:02:43 PM
Good Lord- I am stunned. I am ( just in case it slipped past anyone) a complete feminist- and I love doing it- such fun... sex is a great activity for two- and should be relished- all of it- properly. Once you get to the point of actually shagging any prudishness is out of place...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:56:16 AM

madduck - really. The US is full of spoiled girls who were told by the feminist movement that they could demand anything they want but if a man ever asks something of them he's being oppressive with his outrageous demands. In short, they don't know how to be women so the men aren't very happy with what they get. In or out of bed.

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:55:19 AM
ALSO....diamonds are rocks. Just shiny, pretty ones :)

McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:54:03 AM
@madduck I only provide this act to my husband on occasion...I hate doing it. Makes me feel like a dirty whore. Even after 8 years of marriage. BUT! It means my husband enjoys them much more when he does get one ;)

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