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What On Earth Would It Smell Like? [Pic]

Hits: 8966 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Smutleybutt
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McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Monday, September 16, 2013 9:29:28 AM
Money and Shame.

zeplin4u
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 72 Posts
Monday, September 16, 2013 3:49:39 AM
It's the flippin Net, it would smell like everything on the net, mainly semen and poo and cats.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1447 Posts
Monday, September 16, 2013 2:27:41 AM
smells like cat pee

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Monday, September 16, 2013 2:26:01 AM
Two girls one cup

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4864 Posts
Monday, September 16, 2013 2:13:00 AM
Stick your nose in a handful of old mixed banknotes, then gently inhale.
The internet smells different in every country.

tiedyed
Male, 40-49, Western US
 236 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 10:12:38 PM
Since the internet is porn driven... probably smells like hand lotion and tissues.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 9:17:19 PM
It would smell like... CATS!

Because that's what the internet is made of...

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5280 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 5:05:55 PM
It smell like the salty tears of a male cheerleader who thought people were buying the product because they had to rather than because the product had what their businesses needed to operate.

Maybe it smells like the affordable touch screens that don't yet exist.

It might actually smell like the paying business customers who have been alienated in favor of the financial minority of home users, in particular, teenager who don't have money, anyway.

Perhaps it smells like the hijacked Apple engineers who knew everything about how to make objects of desire and nothing about making devices of practicality.

Whatever it smell like, it sure in the hell doesn't smell like 'Worked on the first try...'

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12042 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:46:54 PM
SethDog

No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.
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truth indeed dude

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2709 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:40:50 PM
It'd be a win if it smelled of cookies.

SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
 760 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:38:37 PM
No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2709 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:34:20 PM
It doesn't change your smell straight away, you just put it on and then a day later you get a letter in the post saying that the scent has attempted to change your profile and would you like to accept it.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12042 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:07:45 PM
Access would be denied if you tried to open it

Zed68
Male, 40-49, Europe
 978 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 1:59:01 PM
It would smell like old socks... and sometimes the bottle would explode in your hand.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4950 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 1:20:18 PM
It would smell like yesterday.

Zismo
Male, 18-29, Canada
 807 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 1:19:45 PM
If it has a new computer smell, I'll buy it.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2671 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 1:00:42 PM
goatse.cx

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:46:27 PM
It would smell like this.


Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2709 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:23:15 PM
Also the standard version comes in a plastic bag, you have to wait for SP1 for the bottle.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4275 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:22:18 PM
burning electric cables?

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8885 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:01:45 PM
It smells like slow internet. Try Chrome or FireFox.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6273 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:50:20 AM
Slow to work, many times it wouldn't work at all and compared to all the others it would be like tap water.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5616 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:49:16 AM

What does a person's breath smell like after they've been kissing a cat's rear-end? Figure that out and you've got a good idea of what a fragrance called "Internet" would smell like.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2171 Posts
Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:42:01 AM
Swamp a$$?

Smutleybutt
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 909 Posts
Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:53:11 PM
Link: What On Earth Would It Smell Like? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A nerd's nads and loneliness.


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