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I Lost My Husband Because... [Pic]

Hits: 9999 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Weird | Added by: 1234
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1952 Posts
Friday, September 13, 2013 6:57:21 AM
omg. seriously? and then what? gargle with 409?

IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2460 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 8:46:05 AM
Ladies, remember to wash your clunge.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1864 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 6:24:04 AM
Meanwhile, the smell of sweaty balls wafted through the air....

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 6:14:07 AM
"There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now"

Well there's a first! how does it feel? :P

kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 162 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 2:55:19 AM
Licking the baby poo was a mistake as well - try gargilng with Lysol!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4830 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 12:10:00 AM
"There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now."
That's called 'deflector maximum.'
See? There are words...

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 216 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:24:57 PM
Ooo dat byatch got da stank biscuit!

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 10:57:38 PM
There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now. >B(

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 10:02:22 PM
we certianly came a long way didn'twe! we got a-hole bleaching now thank god for that!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11581 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 9:16:20 PM
At least it doesn't smell like tuna.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12950 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 7:36:27 PM
Don't worry, slut_etta. There are still many of us who think pussy smells better than Lysol.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11029 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 6:53:11 PM
A good example of why we need strong constraints on advertising. There are always businesses that will go to any lengths for profit.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3163 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 6:25:16 PM
OMG, lysol douche! i'm clenching in imaginary pain even as i type...

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5150 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 4:51:13 PM
...because my minge smelled like turkish wrestlers jock-strap

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 3:26:58 PM

That's what it was invented for, common knowledge. But it's a funny ad nonetheless.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 3:12:16 PM
Stan's a philandering @sshole, Evelyn. I doubt turning your beaver into a sterile environment that smells like a hospital would've helped.

You walk right in there, kick that hussy Mildred out of the house, and tell Stan you want a divorce. This might also be a good time to tell Stan that you found the body of that young boy he buried in the crawl space.

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1502 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 2:52:36 PM
Wow, that is so bad for your ladyparts.

Skythe
Male, 18-29, Western US
 962 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 2:46:51 PM
And that, kids, is where Lysol came from. They realized... eventually... that it made a poor beav cleaner, but it could scrub the hell out of the sink.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4165 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 2:21:14 PM
Lysol in one's lady-garden? Serious damage.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8820 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:52:28 PM
Clean you vagina while you clean the sink.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:37:38 PM
This is right up there with the print ad by a shirt maker encouraging husbands to spank wives that aren't 'compliant' enough.
And in 60 years, folks will marvel at how bloody odd our outlooks today are.

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1003 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:03:10 PM
I tried to think of something funny to say but I couldn't do it..

slightlys
Male, 18-29, Western US
 89 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:27:48 PM
Clean the floor, then clean your vag.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 4104 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:20:11 PM

Husband: "I knew it was over when the canary started passing out every time she walked by."

Hussy: "That's fascinating. Tell me more."


1234
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 267 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:17:06 PM
Link: I Lost My Husband Because... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ... I was missing Lemony Freshness! Lemon or pine scent mixed with... oh my....


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