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Is This What Parenthood Does To You? [Pic]

Hits: 12192 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: B-diddy
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madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6348 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 11:18:21 PM
spit and wipe on trousers maybe.. and it's not love, it's exhaustion and priorities.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5308 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 11:01:22 PM
Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
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Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
Chick: *pensive*
Husband: "DON'T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2774 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 10:23:27 PM
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

erikthevikin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 733 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:27:33 PM
2 boys and nope. for sure nope.

Tovarishch
Male, 18-29, Western US
 72 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:03:55 PM
That's the spirit Gerry!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33913 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:54:21 PM

As always, OldOllie is completely closed minded.
Really, you should try it before you reject it out of hand.

Let me know how that goes for you. I'm not doin'it.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4053 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:52:50 PM


I bet it tasted like...

Made you think. HA!



turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4053 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:52:13 PM

Maybe this is how it happened.

sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 849 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:43:16 PM
You know secretly she wanted to know what poop tastes like.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:12:28 PM
For some reason I suddenly don't want any butterscotch pudding for dessert tonite.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3743 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:58:48 PM
shes drating crazy.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1714 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:43:54 PM
This is abnormal and not a measure of love.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15539 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:37:09 PM
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McThstlpnts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1494 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:34:32 PM
Ummmm...no. That is not love...that is disgusting.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13097 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:21:53 PM
bletch

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 6:35:50 PM
Later that same night, she devoured an entire poop because she was out of diapers. She loves her daughter *that* much. ~rolls eyes~

Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3212 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 6:17:15 PM
I am a parent of three teenagers. They are 14 and 16 months apart. They were all in diapers at the same time. Which meant I never changed just one diaper. It was always two or three at a time. I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER!

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4287 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 6:09:44 PM
nope, I dont love anyone that much. Not even myself.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:51:42 PM
Ugh *gag reflex*

Lack of sleep had drive her mad!

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2676 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:39:31 PM
I've changed a lot of diapers, I've gotten poo on my hands a few times ... and no, I've never been tempted to lick baby poo off of my thumb "out of love." Lady, wtf. You finish changing the kid, put them in the playpen or crib or whatever and you WASH THAT poo OFF!!! ... then wash it again with more soap and hotter water, then dry the top two layers of skin off, then wash it again ... and you still spend the rest of the day wiping the non-existent poo "aura" on to your pants, tablecloths, the couch ...

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:35:58 PM
As the father of a newborn who has been very colicky, I cannot think of any reason to justify that. Also not having wipes on hand with a small baby is just as stupid as licking poo off your thumb. If she really loved her child she would have been prepared for whatever came her way.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3762 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:08:44 PM
No kids for me, f*ck that





LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4845 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:05:40 PM
Indeed, this is obvious Bullskit. Why wouldn't she wipe it on her pants or on the baby's diaper that is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER?

You get pretty used to touching poop with your hands, but you also get in the habit of washing those hands frequently.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33913 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:04:30 PM

That's not an act of love.
It's something very different. Just what I'm not even sure, but it's not an act of love.

DertMerchant
Male, 18-29, Canada
 311 Posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2013 4:43:05 PM
What a weirdo.

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