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Is This What Parenthood Does To You? [Pic]

Hits: 12188 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: B-diddy
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Chaoskitty
Female, 18-29, Europe
 363 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 4:44:48 PM
lukeforv123 , so do Japanese

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2238 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 3:25:20 PM
TOO MUCH SHARING! TOO MUCH SHARING!

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2337 Posts
Thursday, September 12, 2013 3:08:40 AM
.. i once read abotu a mothe rwho would suck the snot out of her kids nose..

i'm going to leave you with that. just imagine the feeling, soft and warm and stringy...
bye now.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 10:38:11 PM
Nope. That is just one sick, f*cked up bitch.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 9:19:36 PM
Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
-----
Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
Chick: *pensive*
Husband: "DON'T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"

lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1047 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 3:28:32 PM
She's probably German. They love poo poo

bleong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 99 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:17:17 AM
That is not love, that is not understanding disease.

Wipe it on your shirt and change shirts if you need to. I personally can't understand why 2 seconds to rinse it off and get back to the kid isn't an option.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3900 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 11:04:31 AM
Wow - that's the grossest thing ever.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2588 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 10:48:05 AM
Damn scat lovers.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 9:56:07 AM
News Flash!

Even crazy people's reproductive organs work!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4623 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 9:36:27 AM
Next time we meet, please don't kiss me.

huskernut97
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 16 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 9:09:33 AM
drat that wipe it on the diaper. It is what it is there for.

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1679 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 8:45:55 AM
bullpoo. and I mean that. What parent changes their child and doesn't have a wipe in the immediate vicinity of the area used for changing.
bullpoo.

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 8:26:49 AM
No.
Just no.
And I really love my daughter.

RPossum
Male, 30-39, Canada
 939 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 8:18:59 AM
Mentally ill parent is mentally ill

QH_girl
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 99 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 7:56:55 AM
Um, I have a baby, I would NEVER lick poo....ew. sure, my standards of cleanliness and what's considered gross have changed, but not even close to that far!
also, if she didn't have wipes...did she lick the baby's butt clean?

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 7:24:15 AM
wiping her finger off on something expensive I would buy but licking it off, no way

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 6:06:16 AM

I suppose it depends on what you feed the kid

irunfast86
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 348 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 5:41:49 AM
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4598 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 5:40:52 AM
Licking it off your finger? Ummmm...no. Getting it on your fingers happens all the time but you wipe it off and wash your hands. If you don't have a wipe, you wipe it on something else. I think this mother was overcompensating for something...

AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 941 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 5:27:41 AM
O.O

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2603 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:59:06 AM
" and it's not love, it's exhaustion and priorities."

Very true, Madduck.


Love isn't licking your kids poo from your fingers, it's simply not running out the door when they come for a hug covered in poo, piss, vom, and tears.

Or even just little things like not being embarrassed about loitering in public toilets waiting for your kid that no one else can see and asking through the closed doors 'have you wiped your bottom properly?'

but no matter who they are, love will never make me lick poo off my fingers like it's kfc juice.

epiphany101
Female, 30-39, Australia
 514 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:00:49 AM
Clearly, I don't love my kids *that* much...

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1408 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:00:03 AM
She answered to a topic about bad breath I guess...

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:30:42 AM
I have raised two kids and no, licking sh*t of my fingers never crossed my mind.

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