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My Little Resume [Pic]

Hits: 8478 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: B-diddy
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SWEDgetHIGH
Male, 18-29, Canada
 22 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 1:05:18 PM
Face palm....sigh

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4610 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 9:17:30 AM
Bin.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2583 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 7:35:42 AM
As an employer, I'd still look at the actual info before anything else. But i would look at it, so he's made step one.

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1004 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 7:35:30 AM
Not with all those redactions!

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1406 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 1:01:37 AM
Well if he send it to a brony he'll probably get hired.

Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 8:42:24 PM
I would literally throw this in the trash and never call him.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2608 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 6:31:27 PM
I love MLP with my kids ... so I think this is awesome as hell ... though I doubt I'd have the balls to do it. lol.

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1665 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 5:37:14 PM
Deffinently deserves to be sent to an ex employer with a fake name and address

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1665 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 5:34:36 PM
Ive seen actual Resumes written in crayon before, This is a big step up from them

Fojos
Male, 18-29, Europe
 155 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 12:32:26 PM
@PinkRhoid People are picked due to personal interests and personality all the time. That's the entire point of job interviews.

Rodin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 624 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 12:29:18 PM
@1234

Pedo porn is illegal, exposing people to any kind or porn -- including bang bus -- without their consent is illegal.

Being into my little pony is not.

randomxnp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1257 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 10:42:43 AM
No, because making a CV like this shows incredibly bad judgement. The only people I have ever hired have relied on their judgement not to kill people. Anyone I am likely to hire in the future will be need at least local autonomy, and so require judgement. So until I am hiring production line workers for a factory or similar level, or want a children's entertainer, this CV would simply be put on the wall for amusement value.

eddfredd
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 11 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 8:58:22 AM
He spelled achievements wrong. He will not get hired.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5778 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 8:02:29 AM
1234- no, I honestly don't think it should matter if it does not affect his performance- if he wants to turn up to work in full make up, high heels and a tutu then as long as that outfit does not prevent him fulfilling his obligations it should not matter. Illegal activity should flag up because no one wants a key employee who is likely to be arrested at a moments notice- but you know.. you get paid to work- not live.

spanz
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 429 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 6:43:50 AM
as if programmers were not ALREADY F'ed in the head enough...why would u hire this space job?

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1241 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 6:23:58 AM
If he is the best candidate due to his skills and his experience then he should get the job. His personal interests are no business of an employer as long as the job is done well, unless of course he crams his personal interests down their throat.

Fixed that up for ya.

1234
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 296 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 5:01:13 AM
madduck if, "His personal interests are no business of an employer as long as the job is done well."
then what if he sent you his resume covered in, for example, pedo approved kiddie pictures?

He is making his personal interests your business if he doesn't have the good sense not to plaster them all over his resume. You only think it's okay because this guy is obsessed with ponies as opposed to a "bang bus" themed resume.

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 681 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 4:14:40 AM
At the very least it gets your attention...

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 12:09:34 AM
"I think it should be de rigor to go to interviews in drag. Especially niche non pageant drag."

I'm here about the IT position, Honey.



emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4264 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 12:08:00 AM
did he actually want the job?

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5778 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:37:01 PM
If he is the best candidate due to his skills and his experience then he should get the job. His personal interests are no business of an employer as long as the job is done well.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:33:21 PM
I think it should be de rigor to go to interviews in drag. Especially niche non pageant drag.

2L84ME
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:08:56 PM
@Draculya: I understand very well how the game works. That initial push into those gilded gates that is the rest of your life does not necessarily come easy to a recent college graduate, which this kid happens to be.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:00:12 PM
"As someone who recently went through the abyss that is job hunting, great job. Standing out in a cesspool that is crawling with what seems like a million carbon copies of yourself is worth far more than your weight in gold. Good job."

That's like showing up to an interview in drag. If you're not auditioning for a cabaret, you are doing yourself more harm than good.

The only job I landed with a resume was my first. Since then, every position was obtained by someone seeking me out based on reputation, prior dealings, track record, or my clout.

Resumes are for consultants, mid-level workers (those between minimum wage and the leaders of their field) and civil servants.

2L84ME
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 10:47:24 PM
As someone who recently went through the abyss that is job hunting, great job. Standing out in a cesspool that is crawling with what seems like a million carbon copies of yourself is worth far more than your weight in gold. Good job.

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