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Rules From A Controlling Girlfriend [Pic]

Hits: 9721 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Weird | Added by: Sweepofdeath
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jaymeister
Male, 30-39, Europe
 39 Posts
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:09:10 AM
MR Orange , are you a bus W@nker ? :)

Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 8:43:39 PM
I agree with h2oxy, seems like BDSM rules set up by the dominatrix for her sub

h2oxy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 311 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 1:16:53 PM
This looks like a BDSM relationship. It's very well possible that this is the arrangement that the two involved both want.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2337 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 9:37:48 AM
sigh.. to all the guy's who have to deal with this or say the put up with it becuase you are married. here the deal. when you're out and about point at a random good looking guy and say.. so is he your type or what? i mean if i was a girl i think he looks alright.. repeat a few times. then ig she hasn't started the same game. point and say.. the way that girl walks is so confident. i really like that.

or to put it bluntly show her it's okay to look at other people, to find them atractive. becuas ebaby, you are the onle one i want in my bed. you're so much more then a pretty face to me. If she can't handle that.. leave her at the nearest bus stop.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2098 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 8:31:00 AM
No man should take poo like this from a/their woman and no woman should try to lay down poo like this on their man.
...but I do have a male friend and his woman rules him with an iron fist; he seems to like it because (supposedly) he gets to do WHATEVER he wants in bed to her. But then, even she doesn't have stupid ass rules like "Don't look at other women" for him. I guess, if it works for them, who can say anything?... I sure wouldn't put up with that crap from my significant other.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1241 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 6:26:48 AM
b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.

9 Warn if boner

I hope it's not his mom.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 5:35:41 AM
a) Chicken scratch.
b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4611 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:41:53 AM
Jump! Never mind about a parachute, just jump!

kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 172 Posts
Monday, August 26, 2013 2:17:14 AM
Girlfriend? I take this from my wife (well 90%) because that's what you do, but I'd never live with, let alone marry, someone who starts with a list of conditions like this.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:47:51 PM
My only rule was, if you cheat I don't want to know about it. I don't want you to cheat but if you did don't come crawling to me with apologies to clear your conscious. Live with the guilt in silence, cause I'm mean and will never forgive you.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1820 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 11:24:26 PM
If she doesn't already give knee-weakening blo~jobs why would you hang around for even another second?

2L84ME
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 10:52:48 PM
It has only been a short while but feeling awfully thirsty tonight all I can say is, at least the man has a girlfriend :P

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5155 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 10:42:16 PM

Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 985 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 10:39:04 PM
'9. Warn if boner' ...that would be a lot of warnings there luv.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5785 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:19:44 PM
Okay dear- the door is behind you I recommend you leave now before it's too late!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25684 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:17:06 PM
#4 and #5 are simply "deal breakers" no matter HOW good the pussy is.

@oobaka: Yeah, I can't figure out a few of them!
#9 = WTF?
#13 = What?

Seriously Boys?
A "demanding woman" is NOT a bad thing! They bring a LOT to the table that "passive girls" cannot do!

Sure, there's a risk! It's a "fine line" between agreement and submission, eh?

Nothing wrong with "submission" if that's what floats your boat!

However: Meeting an "aggressive woman" on equal terms is NO SHAME! In fact it's a 'Gold Star' on your Man-Card...

It's like a bucking bronco: RIDE THAT BITCH! Oh yeah! Until you get cast aside with broken bones (and heart)... another danger...

ak2nc1
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 615 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:15:54 PM
OldOllie, I take it in the butt (I actually like it...) from my husband, but if I told him "no looking around, no spending money (he's the breadwinner), no excuses", he'd be like ,,I,,__(O.O)__,,I,,
.
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But then again, he doesn't use his time doing stupid kid poo like playing the x box. I guess he's a man, and I guess that's the difference. :)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:50:06 PM

List for the girlfriend from her boyfriend.

1: give blowjobs
2: that's all, just give blowjobs

JKolodne
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 94 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:44:32 PM
Talk about "pussy-whipped"! :o

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:42:11 PM
"I've never had a girlfriend."

I recommend whores. They're a lot cheaper and perform better.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14367 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:25:31 PM
The only way she could get away with this is if she takes it in the butt.

oobaka
Male, 40-49, Canada
 603 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:07:50 PM
can't decipher most of it

FinkStinger
Male, 30-39, Canada
 147 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:03:24 PM
No agejrerhon.

Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2232 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 7:56:13 PM
I've never had a girlfriend.

Darkalen
Male, 40-49, Canada
 229 Posts
Sunday, August 25, 2013 7:51:03 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnT8Osyqsrg

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