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2 Churches Spar Over Whether Dogs Have Souls [Pic]

Hits: 8757 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: gingernut333
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honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Sunday, August 04, 2013 6:28:27 PM
If there is some sort of afterlife I'm pretty sure dogs would be in, but cats....

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Saturday, August 03, 2013 8:06:05 AM
I agree with the Presbyterian Church. Dogs don't have souls. Neither do humans.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2225 Posts
Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:04:57 AM
I used to love the funny church signs, until I found out that the sayings and jokes came from a freaking church website. Yup, your pastor or priest is not witty. He or she just knows how to copy.
Imagine my disillusionment. I have to go and cry now.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14367 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 11:33:40 PM
I think the best part is that all the pictures were taken from EXACTLY the same spot at EXACTLY the same time of day with EXACTLY the same cars in the background at EXACTLY the same angle with EXACTLY the same lighting and EXACTLY the same camera settings. What are the odds of THAT?

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3686 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 11:13:48 PM
I'm definitely going with the fake Catholics, the fake Presbyterians sound like real jerks!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25667 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 7:39:44 PM
@Gerry1: Wait, wait...
Are you insinuating that "knock knock" jokes are not REAL?
C'mon, seriously...

RdDan
Male, 30-39, Europe
 760 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 7:31:22 PM
Good job there's no mistakes in the bible then.

Especially ones relating to which animals chew cud.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 6:51:58 PM

OMG! Are you guys really going on about if it's fake or not? News flash: Of course it's fake. It's a joke! DO we have to preface every knock-knock joke with "this is not real" ? Even if it were real it's religion so it's not "real" real!

Just lighten up people an learn to go with a joke.
Sorry....it's Friday os I'm "rooster"tailed

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2136 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 5:52:39 PM
@Gerry; cause he's got sooouuul.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25667 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 5:49:11 PM
Made with Church Sign Generator...

Oh! I see both @CrakrJak AND @HolyGod are on the case!

Nice to see those two agreeing with me on something Eh?

And also:
@Evil_Eye
@wibble4321
@moose76...


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 4:00:00 PM

If he doesn't have a soul, why does he have a soul patch?



Your argument is rendered invalid!


moose76
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 20 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 3:22:12 PM
Obviously shopped. NEXT!

moose76
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 20 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 3:21:36 PM
Am I the only one who noticed that none of the backgrounds changed?

747Pilot
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1057 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 2:48:26 PM
QueenZira: But that's like the very heart of it all: love.

CrakrJak: Good eye.








QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 2:10:46 PM
This puts me in mind of a Buddhist tale of a man who dies and finds that his only companion through all the trials of the otherworld journey is a little dog who never leaves his side. Finally they both reach the end of the road, and the divine gatekeepers to paradise say he can only enter if he leaves his companion behind. The man reasons that doing that is just unthinkable, even if it is paradise and turns to leave only to find that the little dog has become the Goddess Kuan Yin who informs him he's passed the final test and chose rightly.

I much prefer a theology like the above, so many Christian views of the afterlife are so dang cold & lonely in comparison...

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11175 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 1:54:05 PM
HolyGod

Slmmhmmr161
"Isn't this already a few years old?"

Oh. It didn't happen within the last 48 hours? Well F.uck it then! It sucks! Delete it!
----
Pretty much cuts it !!! Nice one Holy

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 1:48:20 PM

This Dog has a soul.




{has no brains but does have a soul}

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11175 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 1:45:34 PM
@CrakrJak
Yup Im with CrakrJak
all tomfoolery just to make dumb people troll

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17134 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 1:00:43 PM
I'm calling shenanigans because there is a website that allows you to make these fake signs. Right Here

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 12:13:06 PM


HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 11:52:25 AM
I was told heaven was going to be the way I want it- and that includes my dogs- if I'm not going to get what I signed up for...

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3373 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 10:52:55 AM
IF there is a heaven of some sort, which i doubt, the only beings eligible to go there would be animals.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2337 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 10:40:07 AM
Apart from being agnostic and anti- theist. i could never believe in a god that says dogs have no souls.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 10:32:41 AM
lol free dog souls

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, August 02, 2013 10:25:53 AM

Of course it's fake....it's religion!
But it's still funny.

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