I Am Bored

Loads of viral videos, games, memes, lists and social networking for when you're bored. Updated every day, so visit often.
LatestPopularMost BookmarkedMost EmailedTop RatedMy FavoritesRandomChat
AllGamesFunnyEntertainmentQuizzesWeirdTechLifestyle, Arts & Lit.News & PoliticsScienceSportsMisc
Submit Content  





rss

friendsmore friends | add your site
Asylum

Holy Taco

Funny Videos

BuzzFeed

NothingToxic

Oddee

Mousebreaker

Online Games

Eat Liver

Online Games

Gorilla Mask

Full Downloads

Norway Games

Damn Cool Pics

Kontraband

Extreme Humor

X Hollywood

I Dont Like You

123 Games

Hollywoodtuna

Funny Games

Cool Stuff

Viva La Games

X - Vids

Smit Happens

Funny Videos

Funny Stuff

ebaumsworld



Back to Listing

If Humans Evolved From Monkeys [Pic]

Hits: 10094 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Science | Added by: Sweepofdeath
Page: 1 2    Jump to: Bottom    Last Post
DinVen
Male, 30-39, Europe
 383 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 3:15:10 PM
Thank you for the Cthuhlu reference, heart warming and always brings a smile. The only meaningful thing related to this creationist piece of ignorance.

afropick3000
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:59:12 PM
her's a thought how about everyone believes whatever they want to believe and stop talking down to those that don't agree with them? that's what it means to be human whatever you believe. unless you are a scientologist, then carry on.

747Pilot
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1057 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:48:37 PM
smagboy: He sure did! Plus we can learn by studying the Bible.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:41:52 PM
I appreciate the effort, but creationists are still going ask "why are there still monkeys?" as if they are the first person to think of it. They never listen.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:24:51 PM
Well, 747Pilot, if that's true, He created gay people in His image, He created people of all skin color and genders in His image, and He gave us all the ability to reason and learn and deduce just *how* He created us. Ironically, the one thing He didn't give us, ever, is a way to determine if He's real, being as He's made Himself to be the one thing that we could never prove, no matter what. As such, you either believe in Him and go to Heaven, or don't and go to Hell. Dang, sounds like an *awesome* parent to me!

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5167 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:07:05 PM


747Pilot
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1057 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 1:52:05 PM
Well, God created everything anyway!

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3672 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 1:51:57 PM

We all evolved from a fish who had a retarded baby with legs and lungs. That retarded baby had more retarded babies, who had more retarded babies...etc.

We are all retarded babies of retarded fish babies.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5190 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 1:22:33 PM
I'm sorry, Gerry but, that was bullsh*t.

The purge during Xenu's rein was 50M years ago not 75M and there are over 200 habitable planets, some with multiple space-faring races, in this quadrant alone.
You need to get audited and purge those lying thetans, and gay, disco dancing thetans like those two guys.

Oh, wait...

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3506 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 1:02:48 PM
robthelurker,
It's large but there's really not so much to read.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4598 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:54:43 PM
There is no need for an info graphic. A simple punch in the face for being so stupid is far more effective.

Andrew155
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:44:24 PM


cjk718
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 74 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:43:59 PM
"I'm an atheist and that makes me so much more intelligent than everyone else!"

lol

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1229 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:25:19 PM
The proof is in the chromosomes.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3710 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:21:45 PM
There are way too many big words in that infographic, I don't think the simple-minded theists will be able to understand it. Here's a simpler explanation courtesy of South Park's Mrs. Garrison.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2278 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:19:21 PM
come on, how many of you people actually bothered to read the whole thing after In the beginning? when you read in the beginning, you know youre in for a long story. no seriously, i want to know specifically who and how many people read this. and then i will read the whole thing myself and start a pop quiz to make sure you read the whole thing just to make sure youre not lying and trying to mess up my statistics. on second thought, never mind. this all seems like too much work. it would be nice to know the type of people who bother to read all this though.

2L84ME
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:19:01 PM
Poliwrath and Politoad share a common ancestor, Poliwhril. Once you evolve into Politoad you cannot evolve into Poliwrath and vice versa.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:29:33 AM

Seriously, there are people who have chosen the path of ignorance. No amount of information or fact will change their mind.

The great blue sky god invented everything and that's just all there is to it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:28:20 AM

Not true.
75,00,000 years ago, Xenu headed the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous problem with overpopulation. Xenu's draconian solution to the matter was to gather large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of nuclear explosions.

Members of the galactic Federation eventually rebelled against Xenu, fighting him for six years before he was finally captured and imprisoned on a planet that today is barren desert. Within the "mountain trap" on this unnamed world, Xenu still lives.

You know this is true 'cause it's Scientology. They got SCIENCE in their name, bro!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3506 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:28:11 AM
This won't stop those inclined to ask it from asking, unfortunately, even though there's no reason why there shouldn't still be monkeys had we, in fact, evolved from them to start with.

zeebeedee
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:27:51 AM
Yea yea we all know this.

...the few that don't f0ck em.

Sweepofdeath
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:12:40 AM
Link: If Humans Evolved From Monkeys [Pic] [Rate Link] - This answers the "Then why are there still monkeys?" question.

Page: 1

You Must be Signed in to Add a Comment

If you've already got an I-Am-Bored.com account,
click here to sign in.

If you don't have an account yet,
Click Here to Create a Free Account
 

Back to Listing ^top


Bored | Suggest a Link | Advertise | Contact I Am Bored | About I Am Bored | Link to I Am Bored | Live Submission | Privacy | TOS | Ad Choices | Copyright Policy |
© 2014 Demand Media, Inc. All rights reserved.