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The Next Step In Cutlery? [Pic]

Hits: 10021 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Squrlz4Sale
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2230 Posts
Monday, July 29, 2013 1:21:18 PM
Me eat with hands. Me Savage.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2136 Posts
Saturday, July 27, 2013 12:48:02 AM
That was my wallpaper after the last time that was posted. Still cool though

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 10:46:47 PM
@ Razbitom: Oh! I had no idea that such a thing already existed. ~facepaw~ This story gets more and more interesting.

I still don't understand why they chose the name *splayd* though.


razbitom
Male, 40-49, Australia
 835 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 7:49:34 PM
but splayd already is a commercial branded runcible spoon with a squared and slightly sharpened edge, readily available in most store that carry cutlery.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 3:46:40 PM
So far our suggestions include:

foofe
knoork
knorf
spirk
sporfe
sporne -- and
"Mungo eat with chainsaw" (?)

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1004 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 10:15:23 AM
Shouldn't it be SPORFE?
SPoon + fORk + kniFE = SPORFE!

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 951 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 7:08:19 AM
You have found the secret of Vulcan names.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4611 Posts
Friday, July 26, 2013 3:17:33 AM
Quick anagram check; 'SPLAYD' not in it, no AYD.
I quite like 'SPORNE'.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1849 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 9:12:26 PM
Mungo eat with chainsaw.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:53:54 PM
"Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*."

If you use two of them together, you can eat chinese food with it.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2608 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 5:04:53 PM
"Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*. "

A coworker of mine brings one of those to work every day - it's actually pretty damn cool though it seems "babypoo yellow" is the only color it comes in.

MadnessLvl2
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:51:28 PM
I like Spirk myself.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:33:00 PM
Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*.


drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6022 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:32:58 PM
It's fun to see people's outrage in a restaurant when you shout to the waiter "Can I get a fork n knife over here?"

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:14:59 PM
@ Lauriloo: Sounds like a good, if greasy, time. Roasted lamb is very tasty.

@ Deyv87: I agree with you. I have no idea how they came up with *splayd*. Weird. I'd suggest *knoork* myself. Or maybe your suggestion of *foofe*--that made me laugh.

Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5154 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 3:14:16 PM


deyv87
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 301 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 2:18:09 PM
I like how none of fork, spoon, or knife has either an 'l,' an 'a,' a 'y,' or a 'd.' It could easily be called a "spirk," a "sporfe," a "knork," or a "foofe."

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 2:07:38 PM
I once stayed at a castle in Wales that had a medieval dinner. We ate roasted lamb, drank mead, etc. with just a knife and our hands. Lots of fun but kind of messy!

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013 1:21:37 PM
Link: The Next Step In Cutlery? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Or, you could just use chopsticks and slurp from the bowl.


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