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Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed

Hits: 4551 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: Gerry1of1
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12925 Posts
Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:14:31 AM
Hahaha. You are like a caricature.

That had all the rhetorical eloquence of of a turd-flinging chimp.

At least Cheney didn't abandon his friend to die like Obama would have done.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 2:39:41 PM
Okey-dokey. Four minutes in, and I'm typing "He ain't no George Carlin."

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3580 Posts
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 10:40:00 AM
(cont)

That being said, the Clove Valley Rod & Gun Club where Cheney went "hunting" up here, is like one of those elitist golf country clubs. Members pay around $100k a year to "hunt" pheasant and other sh*t. It's basically a place where all the rich corporate jerkoffs come to be weekend warriors.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3580 Posts
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 10:32:13 AM
@OldOllie - Do you know how to read and comprehend what you've read?

"jerkoff fake hunting you seem to be familiar with"

Like I said, hunting pheasant is NOT real hunting as far as I'm concerned. You do know that NY isn't just one giant city, right? There are mountains and heavily wooded areas upstate where I hunt deer... with a bow... stalking & maneuvering to within 20 yards of the animal. That's about as close to "real" hunting as you can get, don't forget I also used to hunt people & they shoot back.

This is what NY looks like 80 miles north of NYC


RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2421 Posts
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 4:25:11 AM
We get is, Lewis. You're ANGRY! So stop with all the spastic hand gestures and pissy rants.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4778 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 11:45:18 PM
OldOllie

"All you liberal f***tards who get your news from the censored liberal media don't even know what happened when Cheney shot his friend. First, it was his friend's fault that he got shot."

Hahaha. You are like a caricature.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12925 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 11:23:21 PM
@whodat, I see you're from the Eastern US. That's where they do the kind of jerkoff fake hunting you seem to be familiar with. This was out west where they hunt real wild birds that aren't so fat-laden that they can't move. Wild pheasants are f***ing fast, and you have to be able to react and move fast in order to shoot one.

Imagine shooting skeet when they only throw a few clay pigeons an hour, and you never know when they're going to throw one. Now imagine they're coming from random locations and moving in random directions at twice the speed of a regular clay pigeon, and they can change direction at any time. Now you have somewhat of an idea what real pheasant hunting's all about.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3580 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 11:06:49 PM
@OldOllie - Hunting pheasants is not what I would call "hunting" at all. The way they do it, there's no sport involved, they just chase down birds that are on some jerkoffs ranch, that ain't f*cking hunting.

A year later he was up near my hometown of Poughkeepsie, NY hunting pheasant at a rod & gun club in a controlled hunt, the pheasants were pen-raised, basically domesticated and let loose so they could just blast them for sh*ts & giggles. Again, that's not "hunting."

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12925 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 10:48:30 PM
All you liberal f***tards who get your news from the censored liberal media don't even know what happened when Cheney shot his friend. First, it was his friend's fault that he got shot. A group of guys were out hunting pheasant. When you hunt in a group, you walk in a straight line 50-100' apart. Each guy has his own zone in front of him except for the guys on the end whose zones are out to the side. When you join the group, you are supposed to walk up directly behind the guy on the end of the line, let him know you're there, then one of you moves out to be on the end. This guy broke the rules. He walked out to take his place at the end of the line without letting Cheney know he was there. A bird flushed and flew low and fast to the left. It was in Cheney's zone, so he tracked the bird and fired just as it flew behind his friend, WHO SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THERE.

But then, what does truth matter to a liberal when it's so much easier to hate.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4778 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 10:37:53 AM
normalfreak2

"FFS the guy shot his friend in the face resulting in death. Got no prison time."

FFS you have no idea what you are talking about. The guy didn't die. If the guy died it wouldn't have been funny. It would have been sad.

However the REASON that it was funny, is because not only did he shoot the guy, the guy went on TV and APOLOGIZED to cheney and his family for the pain that cheney shooting him in the face had caused them.

Late night shows and comedians ran tons of jokes which, being shot right after, is why the audience is laughing without Black even saying a joke. The situation was that absurd.

normalfreak2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1325 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 10:37:27 AM
@Mcgovern

Yea You are right I was mistaken.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 10:03:04 AM
@normal

Ummm Harry Whittington didn't die. That said I think Lewis Blacks usually pretty funny.

normalfreak2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1325 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 6:43:14 AM
Yea when they hit close to home for Oldfoggieollie he gets defensive. Dick Cheney is a Saint! Truly one of the most amazing VP's of all time...... If you consider all the illegal poo and stripping of freedoms that man endorsed. FFS the guy shot his friend in the face resulting in death. Got no prison time. He's is/was a PRIME example of what's wrong with politics.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4778 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 1:32:12 AM
OldOllie

"And that pretty well defines this f***tard and his f***tard audience right there."

Hahaha. You are so angry all the time. That has got to be just such a miserable way to live life.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Sunday, July 14, 2013 11:17:53 PM

I don't always agree with is commentary, but he does have a very sharp, biting wit.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12925 Posts
Sunday, July 14, 2013 7:47:36 PM
"Dick Cheney."

(Hoots, boos, and laughter.)

"And that's all I've got to say."

(Cheers.)

And that pretty well defines this f***tard and his f***tard audience right there.

schuey63
Male, 18-29, Europe
 181 Posts
Sunday, July 14, 2013 6:16:37 PM
I don't understand the cheering for a home town like that. You didn't win anything, it just so happened that's where your mother poo you out and stayed while you got progressively taller.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Sunday, July 14, 2013 5:32:49 PM
Link: Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed [Rate Link] - Political comedy comentary


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