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Dead Woman Opens Eyes [Pic+]

Hits: 7820 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: Draculya
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5098 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 4:20:43 PM
Sorry bout that Nickel2 but I enjoyed seeing the clip again.

DrCribbens
Female, 18-29, Asia
 51 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:49:57 AM
Maybe she really was dead. The criteria necessary for declaring somebody dead have changed over the years, partly due to the pressure to harvest organs. People can now be declared dead while there's still brain activity or when their hearts are still beating. Or even when they're still moving. Doctors are advised not to tell grieving relatives that their 'dead' relative has moved to avoid upsetting them. Doctors are discouraged from carrying out some tests for fear that they might show that the patient is still alive. All this is according to the New Scientist but I can't provide a link that doesn't need a subscription to the magazine in order to read it.


Stormith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 8:46:31 AM
Crazy stuff is always happening in Syracuse, trust me this isn't even that unusual. Whateva

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4812 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 8:21:42 AM
Chick: "Hi. Why am I here?"
Doc: "F*CK!!!"
Chick: "What's wrong?"
Doc: "I really needed that liver."
Chick: "Well... You can have it. I don't need it, anyway..."
Doc: "Great!! If the incision is along here-"
Nurse: "DOCTOR!!!"
Doc: "Oh, fine! Send her back..."

Issame
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 7:06:05 AM
Times like this I wonder if I should remove my organ donor tag. Isn't the first 'he could have been saved' or 'he wasn't actually dead' report I've seen.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 4:50:37 AM
Yes, HalfPintRoo, they do, for that is what they do...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4318 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 3:08:45 AM
@Drawman61. You beat me to it, but here's the clip:
Skip to 00:48
Bring out yer dead!

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5098 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:11:11 AM


HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:04:30 AM
Do they have to call it organ harvesting?

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 9495 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:57:01 AM
"Doctors ignored a nurse's observations indicating Burns was not dead and her condition was improving."

reminds me of Monty Python "Im not dead - Yes you are)

Im not dead - Im getting better

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1417 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:54:43 AM
What do you call a medical student who scrapes by with a "D" average?
Answer: Doctor

I've never understood why Doctors are held in such high regard. Most are idiots.
I have two in my family and I wouldn't trust either of them to carve that Thanksgiving Turkey.

The "A" students go to the high end hospitals that only the truly wealthy can afford.
The "B" students go to medical research facilities and private practice.
The "C" and "D" students are what most of us see when we go to the doctors that our health insurance covers.

Doctors are taught by rote [which is why it is called a "Practice"] and rarely think outside of their training. They are nothing more than glorified mechanics.
In fact, my auto mechanic went to school longer to become a certified mechanic than either of my family members went to school to become doctors.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2484 Posts
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:36:51 AM
I think I need to give my family amended instructions about when it's ok to start letting the doctors turn off machines and cut me open once I'm dead.

When I was a kid my folks always wanted me to be a doctor, so when I was at college my mum got me some work experience with one of her friends who was a home office pathologist because that's the side of medicine I thought I'd most enjoy. Anyhoos, one day I was in the morgue and was walking past this old lady on one of the tables when her head turned towards me and she did a slight gasping noise.

I very nearly poo my pants, and I ran out of there like forest gump on amphetamines.

It turned out it was just a badly placed neck block and some natural gas movement going on and the little gasping thing happened quite a lot and it wasn't the start of the zombie apocalypse after all.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33881 Posts
Tuesday, July 09, 2013 10:44:21 PM

I think I saw that movie.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Tuesday, July 09, 2013 9:46:30 PM
That reads like a bad hospital thriller, Organ Harversters on the lose in the big apple

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:01:58 PM
Scary stuff. I've been to that hospital, too.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Tuesday, July 09, 2013 7:40:40 PM
Link: Dead Woman Opens Eyes [Pic+] [Rate Link] - Stops organ harvesting procedure.


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