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Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Friday, July 05, 2013 5:26:07 AM
"bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants"
Your words not mine; accurately describes a fair number of men on the planet, though, thanks!
Never said I WAS pissed off, merely that you seemed to be trying to piss me off. You're going to have to try a lot harder than that to make me angry... and I can't help but notice that you didn't try to give me a hand in understanding what your first comment was supposed to be saying.




Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11029 Posts
Thursday, July 04, 2013 7:58:20 PM
If that is NOT what you were trying to say, how about you try again with different words instead of trying to insult me/piss me off?


You have constructed something entirely out of your own mind based solely on your irrational prejudices against men. For some reason known only to yourself, you have pretended that it is my post. It has nothing to do with my post. I'm not going to go along with your pretence and act as though your "reply" has any connection to my post.

I've no need to insult you. You're doing a better job of that than I could. Anyone who says that "bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants" is an accurate description of all men (or any other biological group) is portraying themselves so badly that no further insult is necessary.

If you're pissed off about it, change yourself.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Thursday, July 04, 2013 5:30:47 AM
I read it; may not have understood what you may have been trying to say but the words you chose described the situation that too many women in this world live in right now under the rule of men...
so, yeah, it sounded like you were trying to say that women would start acting like men, if all the men disappeared.
If that is NOT what you were trying to say, how about you try again with different words instead of trying to insult me/piss me off? I'll listen... (read it)

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11029 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:12:56 PM
...and it seems that Angilion thinks that if men were completely gone that women would start acting just like men...


That comment says a great deal about you and nothing about anyone else (or my post, which you apparently either didn't read or couldn't understand).

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12925 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 9:50:14 PM
It was all fun and games till the world was overrun by spiders.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4826 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 8:30:53 PM
"Bet it's more common than you would think..."
That sounds like a challenge.

*bus turns corner*
*VFVFVFVFVFVFVFNNNNNNnnnnnn, skreee, CHSH-SHSHS!!!*
Code (megaphone:) "Everybody off!! LINE UP!!! Guys on the right!! Girls on the left!! LINE UP!!!"
L: "WT-?!!!"

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:07:06 PM
"That is one of the saddest things I have ever read..."

Bet it's more common than you would think...

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:43:56 AM
I've given myself every orgasm I've ever had except one


That is one of the saddest things I have ever read...

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16709 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 6:29:47 AM
"If there are no more men around, who will these women try to change?"

Themselves. Nobody is safe from a woman's criticism, not even her best friends.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:42:03 AM
...and it seems that Angilion thinks that if men were completely gone that women would start acting just like men...

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:38:37 AM
@robthelurker, I've read that series, all of it, and yeah the initial transition period was rough but if you read the whole series you'd know that about 5-8 years after the first day without men, women had greatly improved, well, everything in the world...
It is just a comic book story, of course, but a thought provoking one, I found.
At the Ottawa Comic-con this year I got to meet Pia Guerra, the artist!!!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4326 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 2:46:10 AM
Aphids seem to manage.
As men, will we eventually become redundant? I think not, unless some savvy bird comes up with a male substitute to satisfy their inner cravings.
If there were only women, then they would be accustomed to and capable of doing everything. However it would be good to be a male kept solely as a sex toy; fed, clothed, and generally used for amusement once in a while, could be a good life.
Imagine all that spare time being able to ride/drive your bike/car all day long with beer and food breaks, only having to return occasionally to satisfy your keeper.
(I managed to do that for many years)

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1431 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:18:10 AM
If all the men were gone, then who'd be lift to give facials and pearl necklaces to the ladies?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6290 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:08:01 AM
Years ago, I sat for my young nephews for a few days, and subbed for my sister at a Thursday coffee-get-together thing at a local joint. The talk was solid husband-bashing, from mere eyeball-rolling stories to "I'd leave the SOB if not for the kids." Every single woman there spent the time putting down her spouse except for the never-married newcomer.
For what it's worth...

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1506 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 9:26:24 PM
Really? What truth is that?

If the scenario actually happened, you'd end up with all power in the hands of the women who made it happen, who would of course be bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants (or else they wouldn't or couldn't have done it). Since their entire mindset is based on blaming a group of people for everything, they'd need to find another group to target. They'd find one, some group of women with some irrelevant but easily defined characteristic in common. The "wrong" hair colour or something. Life would be hell for them and utter crap for almost all other women - being ruled by bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants is always utter crap for everyone apart from the ruling elite.

Opening jars would not be high on the list of bad things in that life.




Oh my. Somebody missed the point by a mile and then didn't.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3735 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:21:27 PM
women need men. men need women. nuff said.

carry on nothing else to see here.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:19:24 PM
I've never had a husband so it's true that I do most things by myself if I'm physically able to. I hire out if it's too strenuous or something I don't want to bother with or learn. I've given myself every orgasm I've ever had except one and he used his hand like I do so it hardly counts. BUT, I enjoy the company of men more than women most of the time so it would be a tough choice.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:44:48 PM

@ Mad_Gremlyn - don't apologize for saying "bull dyke". There are bull dykes and it's an accurate description. There are also lipstick lesbians. Just as there are butch fags and sissy-boys.

On behalf of 'moes everywhere, I give you permission to say "bull dyke".

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11029 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:17:37 PM
More truth here than a lot of women would admit.


Really? What truth is that?

If the scenario actually happened, you'd end up with all power in the hands of the women who made it happen, who would of course be bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants (or else they wouldn't or couldn't have done it). Since their entire mindset is based on blaming a group of people for everything, they'd need to find another group to target. They'd find one, some group of women with some irrelevant but easily defined characteristic in common. The "wrong" hair colour or something. Life would be hell for them and utter crap for almost all other women - being ruled by bigoted authoritarian hate-driven tyrants is always utter crap for everyone apart from the ruling elite.

Opening jars would not be high on the list of bad things in that life.

Mad_Gremlyn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 413 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:48:12 PM
Gerry1of1 is almost correct. Bull-Dykes is the correct answer. My apologies to anyone that is offended by the term. I agree, it's mostly not-nice but it makes the point.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:17:32 PM

That's what lesbians are for.

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1763 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:48:45 PM
Nice tits

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:40:36 PM
Okay, I have to turn my feminist card, because I laughed so hard, I spit bourbon on my keyboard.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2115 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:32:26 PM
in brian k. vaughan's graphic novel, y the last man, things didnt work out too well for women when "a plague of unknown origin destroyed every last sperm, fetus, and fully developed mammal with a y chromosome - with the exception of one young man and his male pet." his male pet is a monkey named ampersand!

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3319 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:15:55 PM

Without men, the landfills would overflow with uneaten sandwiches.

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