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Squrlz Is Getting Desperate [Pic]

Hits: 7267 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: Squrlz4Sale
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emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 2:54:14 PM
everyones mother thinks they are good looking. My children, for instance, are supergods, and better than any other children, ever. I will check said comments. They better be interesting, or I might have to spam you again ;)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 2:52:43 AM
@ Emmettyville: O ye of little faith. I'm quite the dashing squirrel, thankyouverymuch. At least my own mother thinks so. =^.^=

PS: Did you see my comment regarding you on the little kiddies' haka post?

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:43:25 AM
Besides squirz, who knows, you may look like this

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:40:33 PM
I dont think we get rabies in NZ. I wish we had squirells though, cause they are cute as. We have stoats. They are not cute. We also have rats, which are OK. Possums are pretty cute imo, but they carry TB and destroy native forests...I'd also like to import those gorgeous albino hedgehogs you can have as pets.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:46:34 PM
@ Sutra: Awww. You're a sweetheart. No worries: I am certifiably free of rabies and have my vaccination record on file.

@ Wendypants: Sank chew! =^.^=

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2079 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 5:51:49 AM
And good luck Squrlz!

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2079 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 5:48:38 AM
Thanks Broizfam!!

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2456 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:04:58 AM
Squrlz hope you had your shots, there is going to be a lot of ladies with the bushel full of nuts...

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:09:40 AM
@ Emmettyville: holy s hit, this is a dating site?

It could be. ~wink~

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:06:06 AM
holy s hit, this is a dating site?

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 11:09:38 PM
@ 5Cats: Thanks. I'll stick with the full name then. Regarding my e-mail address, I've had it up for about a year. Feel free to drop me a line!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 8:32:59 PM
My original plan was to "password protect" the IAB @Squrlz name and hold it for ransom.

But then I thought: What am I going to do with 200 acorns?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 8:28:40 PM
@Squrlz4: I'd say... Keep the long version! History is something that cannot be easily replaced! Good or bad? It's part of you. Your IAB 'you' I mean... it's just my opinion of course, change = bad!

Hee hee! I click on your "home page" ! Brilliant!

Sorry I never noticed you've got contact information in your profile (I do too!). Was that there all this time? I feel terrible right now (ugh! Getting over 2+ weeks of irritable bowels, I think it's done though! Phew!) but will send off an e-mail or 3 in the upcoming days

@broizfam: You are a SICK little monkey! I like that about you! (lolz!)

And people think I'M weird for looking at cute catgirls... :rolleyes:

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 7:52:20 PM
@ 5Cats: I figured you were kidding. What do you think? Move to "Squrlz" or keep "Squrlz4Sale"?

@ Broizfam: LOL! I find the Russian squirrel-girl most appealing. But I've heard that once you're married, they max out your credit cards on luxury handbags and then flee back to their mamas in Moscow. =O.O=

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3099 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:57:54 PM
Or maybe you want a stronger woman!


broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3099 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:55:55 PM
Maybe one of these, then?



5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:52:26 PM
~runs off and makes an account called @squrlz~

MWAA!~ Hahaha! I'm evil! E-VIL!

(Just kidding, I didn't do any such thing!)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:40:07 PM
~ponders MrPeabody's sage advice~

Good thoughts there, Mr. Peabody. Actually, I've been considering replacing this account with one simply called "Squrlz"--but I'd lose all my post history, so I'm undecided on it.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:17:43 PM
Oh also, don't act so desperate, female squirrels can smell desperation.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 6:15:30 PM
@Squrlz4Sale

I thing the problem is that you are sending mixed messages. First you say:
The promiscuity of flying squirrels is well-known in the animal kingdom. Female flying squirrels usually have names like Candi, Bunny, or Desire. I'm looking for something more stable at this point in my life.


Then you turn around and say:
Actually, I'm offering *to pay*. You think I need to offer more than a walnut?


Any decent, self respecting girl would be insulted by your offer to pay for their affection. You should also consider dropping the '4Sale' and just go with 'Squrlz' because 'Squrlz4Sale' could be taken the wrong way.

Just my humble opinion.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 3:40:38 PM
@ Madduck: Ahhh, ma cherie, if only you were a bushy-tailed doe--we would make the treetops sway with our passions! Perhaps someday soon the Supreme Court will clear the way for squirrel-human marriages. Until then: tummy rubs!

@ Broizfam: I think I draw the line at walkers. But thanks for trying.

@ MrPeabody: The promiscuity of flying squirrels is well-known in the animal kingdom. Female flying squirrels usually have names like Candi, Bunny, or Desire. I'm looking for something more stable at this point in my life.

@ 5Cats: Ahhh, you've found the infamous "Squrlz Sex Tape." Yes, one of my youthful indiscretions, back in the day when I used to affect a French accent.

@ Gerry:
You've tried giving it away and no one wants it. What makes you think you'll do better charging?

Actually, I'm offering *to pay*. You think I need to offer more than a walnut? Is it my breath? ~Squrlz breathes into his clenched paw and sniffs~

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 3:14:08 PM
He dead.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 2:41:49 PM

All the other squirrels are kissing.




Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 2:39:52 PM

@ Squrlz - you've tried giving it away and no one wants it.
What makes you think you'll do better charging?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Monday, July 01, 2013 1:44:35 PM
@Squrlz4Sale: I put a video in the submissions JUST for you!

Squirrely Romance! (G-Rated)

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