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5 Things Guys Should Never Do On A First Date

Hits: 8812 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11915 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:26:52 PM
I can't do the eye contact thing.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6389 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 8:02:39 PM
I would be favourably impressed by someone who followed that list. The best way to give a first date a decent chance, IMHO, is to just relax - on both sides of the table. If you can talk like you would to an old friend, you stand a much better chance becoming good friends.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3249 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 7:41:51 PM
mykunter,
Dick in the popcorn bucket is for the second date. You know that!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3249 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 7:40:08 PM
I don't quite agree that the list is dumb, it's just one-sided. There should be another list for the women. Pretty much all of these add up to "Have some class". The only thing I would add is for #5 "Don't fall silent", and that is to also not so dominate the conversation that she gets no chance to speak. She needs to feel that you want to hear what she has to say, too.
So, now let's see the list for the ladies!

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2241 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 7:09:43 PM
Ah, I see the old 'dick in the popcorn bucket' trick didn't make the list... awesome.

Xprez
Male, 30-39, Western US
 676 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 6:45:41 PM
And what exactly is the female doing to be interesting/desirable? That's right, in today's world men need to be forever proving that they are worthy to a woman. Whereas a woman is worthy just by being. Yes, I am married.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24468 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 6:13:35 PM
Dumb list is dumb...

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:42:21 PM
This would have been very helpful when I was 16.

BTW Fancy, Congrats on your first date!

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 4:42:42 PM
Number 4 is the one I wholeheartedly agree with. Everything else is either stupidly obvious or just plain stupid.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2551 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 4:23:21 PM
1. Having good manners shows your weakness and will only make her feel creeped out by you. 2. Women will avoid the wussies and opt for the alpha male, who is generally a jerk. 3. Opening the car door will only add to your creep factor. 4. Some women are offended if a man insists on footing all the date bills. Not all, but some.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3320 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 3:33:34 PM
The, "EYE CONTACT" picture, the one that made me, * clicky-clicky *
Say, "Those are awesome. I'm so glad you have them on display for my viewing pleasure. You might need a bib because we're going out to eat."

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5510 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 3:19:10 PM
Whaddaya mean she might not be ready? She's had all f*****g day!

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 3:06:38 PM
I despise small talk. If you don't have anything of substance to say, you might as well not say anything at all. Silence isn't a bad thing. Don't get agitated by it.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4971 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 2:57:16 PM
"Don't ask for gas money"

ARE YOU F.UCKING KIDDING ME?

OK these top 5 lists are ridiculous. Alost all of them are totally obvious common sense stuff. Does IAB have a deal with top5.com to get them more clicks? I can't imagine why else this stuff keeps getting posted.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4358 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 2:51:03 PM
Not helpfull.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2175 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 2:21:15 PM
If she's not strong enough to open her own doors she can stay inside tbh :p

jadoig
Male, 30-39, Canada
 435 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 2:02:39 PM
According to number 1, you should try a few antidotes to break the ice, but I don't see where it says to administer the poison....

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:38:05 PM
Link: 5 Things Guys Should Never Do On A First Date [Rate Link] - So since it's not on this list, talking about how massive your wiener is over a fine meal is OK?


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