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Spock Was Smooth [Pic]

Hits: 8727 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6743 Posts
Monday, June 24, 2013 10:31:38 AM
Why, Mr Spock, you smooth talking f****r

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3564 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:17:29 PM
Vulcan Vag Pinch.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:55:54 PM

Spock sexier than the Captain?

Wait till Kirk 'ears about this!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 13600 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:48:49 PM
"Look at that fat bitch." She's about optimum for me. I like em cut.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 6:40:16 PM

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 6:38:46 PM

"Hey bitch. You are Pon Far Out!"


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 6:35:56 PM

Time for the Vulcan Vag Pinch


CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5355 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 6:25:29 PM
Suddenly...

Spock realized: "Jim has been down there on Planet Polyamorous 6 for an awful long time. He just told us to go around for another orbit. I don't think he's made contact with Madam Minister Vacforce- Oh..."

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3743 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:59:52 PM
"How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?"

my ears are pointy enough. as long as i stick to blonde chicks like the master himself i should be fine.

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1775 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:55:08 PM
When Kirk's lines didn't work, he'd fall back to his old stand by... Hit Em...

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 4305 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:28:39 PM
"The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
*sigh*
They don't make TV like that anymore!"

No. Now the kids are just watching full nudity and simulated sex.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:12:04 PM

Of course Spock is smooth.
He learned from the galactic master - Capt. Suave himself.


Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5768 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:06:27 PM

Of course after they got back to the ship, and Spock had time to think about it, he realized just how corny his pick-up line really was ...


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28118 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:04:23 PM
The skimpy outfits they put those girls in!
*sigh*
They don't make TV like that anymore!

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:58:57 AM
im totally stealing that line.


How are you going to convince her you are a Vulcan?

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:51:47 AM
Spock was fine to let Kirk have the limelight most of the time--he only felt the need to breed once every seven years--but that doesn't mean he couldn't turn it on if he needed to!

KtySpix
Male, 18-29, Canada
 621 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:49:19 AM
Look at that fat bitch.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3743 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:31:14 AM
im totally stealing that line.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 5027 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:30:15 AM
Schmoove indeed.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1491 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:22:21 AM
Link: Spock Was Smooth [Pic] [Rate Link] - Even Kirk was amazed by that line.


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