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10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic]

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Male, 18-29, Canada
 88 Posts
Monday, June 24, 2013 10:21:50 AM
Imagine how much force was at work in order for us to sit on this gigantic heap of rocks, forged by the elements that also happens to carries the air we need to breathe. And this giant spherical rock also happens to orbit around the sun at just the right distance for us to live? Or the timeline of world's history that all lead to us sitting here at this very page at the same time? It's definiately not God or religion, but nature? Certainly... Nature is enigmatic like the resonance experiment, shaping evolution and reality as it see fits through energy, frequencies and vibration in support of the scientific law that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. It is only transformed in the fourth dimension of time as all the dimensions could work in cycles. If so, then we are all as one.. Pure energies simply switching back and forth between life and entropy.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 47 Posts
Monday, June 24, 2013 8:39:25 AM
"all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?"

He's just lion there.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2705 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:22:02 PM
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5390 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:05:09 PM
"Wouldn't mind Halle Berry's ass on my chest."
Then, there would be some baseball player chasin' ya down to hump your chest!

Male, 18-29, Canada
 2493 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:34:52 PM
all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?

Female, 70 & Over, S. America
 703 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:38:08 AM
What if we really only exist as thoughts in another creatures head. Then when they stop thinking of us...

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 676 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:58:27 AM
The last one was my absolute favorite.

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 4422 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:44:47 AM
Wouldn't mind Halle Berry's ass on my chest.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5390 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:26:39 AM
A) It's not a random animal. You or one of family member kidnapped some other animals' family members to be held in your house as surrogate children.

B) You do communicate:
-You open a can, the cat understands "Come get this grub."
-The dog scratches the door, you understand "Yo!! Let me out!!"

C) Attractiveness is relative. If you grew up on a planet covered in mud, you'd look at a mud puddle and say "Hey! Check out that landscape!!"

D) Don't be ridiculous!! Why would someone have an ass on their chest?!

Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:06:37 AM
I don't know why but I just died at the last one....too funny!

Female, 30-39, Western US
 1463 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 4:25:04 AM
My favorite from real life is, "since like the body breaks down and is eventually absorbed by plants, that are eaten by animals it could totally be possible that the brain molecules of like Cleopatra and pooe are just out floating out there and maybe if your brain chemistry was similar to the original mind and you ate a memory you could totally experience this other person's memory as your own. Gonna suck if if it's one where they are pooping without toilet paper."

Male, 18-29, Europe
 275 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 4:09:47 AM
"Do animals think in English or the sounds they make"

That one made me giggle. Really? English?

Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1399 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:39:07 AM

Male, 30-39, Europe
 644 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 2:18:26 AM
Loved this. Ever think about reality - it's just a construct of your brain as it interprets photons hitting your retina from different angles. That and vibrating molecules hitting your ear.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 2380 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:29:52 AM
Waking up whith the hazy fog of thc stil swirling through my thoughts like the milk in your coffee.
I have to say that i, woohaa dude.. i just got the one about the catterpillar. that must have been.. No but seriously, it's not that your brain does more stupid thinking. it's just that you get amazingly suprised and elated at stupid thoughts.
Basicly, you get the george w. bush experience.. wait, what. look at me dad! i'm the president!

Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3577 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:33:30 PM
liquid explosive dinosaurs.... deep.

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4563 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:30:19 PM
@turdburglar: That's an excellent question!!

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4563 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:29:42 PM
LOL Those last two make me giggle out loud. Probably because I'm high.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 4286 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:02:43 PM

How does a guy, who is born deaf, talk to himself in his head. Maybe he imagines dots or hands doing sign language. Better yet...born deaf and blind. Their inner monologue must be way different.

Male, 13-17, Canada
 57 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 10:53:21 PM
I liked the animal one, lol

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34237 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:46:22 PM

There is a chemical in pot call "f*ck it".
If you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 651 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:21:26 PM

Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1598 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:13:46 PM
Link: 10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic] [Rate Link] - I feel high just reading these.

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