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10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic]

Hits: 11345 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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McTabbin
Male, 18-29, Canada
 57 Posts
Monday, June 24, 2013 10:21:50 AM
Imagine how much force was at work in order for us to sit on this gigantic heap of rocks, forged by the elements that also happens to carries the air we need to breathe. And this giant spherical rock also happens to orbit around the sun at just the right distance for us to live? Or the timeline of world's history that all lead to us sitting here at this very page at the same time? It's definiately not God or religion, but nature? Certainly... Nature is enigmatic like the resonance experiment, shaping evolution and reality as it see fits through energy, frequencies and vibration in support of the scientific law that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. It is only transformed in the fourth dimension of time as all the dimensions could work in cycles. If so, then we are all as one.. Pure energies simply switching back and forth between life and entropy.

Davel23
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 43 Posts
Monday, June 24, 2013 8:39:25 AM
"all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?"

He's just lion there.

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2631 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:22:02 PM
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4264 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:05:09 PM
"Wouldn't mind Halle Berry's ass on my chest."
Then, there would be some baseball player chasin' ya down to hump your chest!

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1697 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:34:52 PM
all i wanna know is why there is a lion in that girls bed?

mcssls
Male, 40-49, Western US
 590 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:38:08 AM
What if we really only exist as thoughts in another creatures head. Then when they stop thinking of us...

maggierose78
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 581 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:58:27 AM
The last one was my absolute favorite.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 2125 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:44:47 AM
Wouldn't mind Halle Berry's ass on my chest.

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4264 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:26:39 AM
A) It's not a random animal. You or one of family member kidnapped some other animals' family members to be held in your house as surrogate children.

B) You do communicate:
-You open a can, the cat understands "Come get this grub."
-The dog scratches the door, you understand "Yo!! Let me out!!"

C) Attractiveness is relative. If you grew up on a planet covered in mud, you'd look at a mud puddle and say "Hey! Check out that landscape!!"

D) Don't be ridiculous!! Why would someone have an ass on their chest?!

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:06:37 AM
I don't know why but I just died at the last one....too funny!

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1448 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 4:25:04 AM
My favorite from real life is, "since like the body breaks down and is eventually absorbed by plants, that are eaten by animals it could totally be possible that the brain molecules of like Cleopatra and pooe are just out floating out there and maybe if your brain chemistry was similar to the original mind and you ate a memory you could totally experience this other person's memory as your own. Gonna suck if if it's one where they are pooping without toilet paper."

Essersmith
Male, 18-29, Europe
 260 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 4:09:47 AM
"Do animals think in English or the sounds they make"

That one made me giggle. Really? English?

alpensepp
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1255 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:39:07 AM
Woah!

Beardofzeus
Male, 30-39, Europe
 643 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 2:18:26 AM
Loved this. Ever think about reality - it's just a construct of your brain as it interprets photons hitting your retina from different angles. That and vibrating molecules hitting your ear.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2268 Posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:29:52 AM
Waking up whith the hazy fog of thc stil swirling through my thoughts like the milk in your coffee.
I have to say that i, woohaa dude.. i just got the one about the catterpillar. that must have been.. No but seriously, it's not that your brain does more stupid thinking. it's just that you get amazingly suprised and elated at stupid thoughts.
Basicly, you get the george w. bush experience.. wait, what. look at me dad! i'm the president!

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2833 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:33:30 PM
liquid explosive dinosaurs.... deep.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4456 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:30:19 PM
@turdburglar: That's an excellent question!!

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4456 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:29:42 PM
LOL Those last two make me giggle out loud. Probably because I'm high.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3054 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:02:43 PM

How does a guy, who is born deaf, talk to himself in his head. Maybe he imagines dots or hands doing sign language. Better yet...born deaf and blind. Their inner monologue must be way different.

drummeryan
Male, 13-17, Canada
 57 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 10:53:21 PM
I liked the animal one, lol

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:46:22 PM

There is a chemical in pot call "f*ck it".
If you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

draino123
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 482 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:21:26 PM


kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1273 Posts
Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:13:46 PM
Link: 10 Stoner Thoughts On Tumblr [Pic] [Rate Link] - I feel high just reading these.


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