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When Atheists Die [Pic]

Hits: 9020 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Sweepofdeath
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Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 11:33:06 AM
I expect I will go to my funeral actually, then be burned to dust. Not that I will care cos I will be dead.

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 9:05:33 AM
bahhhh this is hilarious!

stk5m
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 301 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 8:30:48 AM
In the ground sure sounds a ton better than hell.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 3:36:04 PM
burned

MrJB
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 64 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 9:16:53 AM
As an atheist, I find this funny.

Steenbo
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 13 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 7:14:44 AM
And they have the nerve to call us atheists arrogant. Just about every church sign I ever read shows the true arrogance.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3317 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:32:58 AM
They dig up Christians all the time and they're still there and dressed.

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4528 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 5:58:45 AM
God: Evil, sick and twisted sky wizard who rules with murder and fear, like a demented dictator. Luckily there is zero proof of his existence other than a "word of mouth" content and an on going brainwashing by his followers.

Offers: Eternity of worshiping him in fairy land (often referred to as "Heaven"). The only catch is you must follow the rules written in a 2000 year old book that is so vague and contradictory that even the smartest scholars can't agree on what the intents are. *Warning* Failure to follow these rules may result in the "loving God" casting you, forever, into a fiery pit.

Atheist:
You are born, you die, the end.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4158 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 4:16:11 AM
@paperduck: there's plenty of information that's been offered that contradicts the idea of one's experience "continuing". And the irony there, of course, is that there *are* reams of information about how life works.

Faith, however, is a powerful blinder. I, along with other atheists, welcome you to yours. The problem most atheists have, however, is that many of faith don't welcome us our atheism, and instead try to enforce their specific faith on us via law.

In the end, though, it won't matter. And I'm as certain of that as anyone of faith is that they're getting a ticket to Godville by pretending once a week to behave.

jimbobsthebe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 642 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 2:20:27 AM
If there is a God, I think he would reward atheists for using the freedom of thought he gave us. Those that blindly follow him will not be the ones God wants to share a pint with in heaven.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4387 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:59:21 AM
Atheists know the truth:
The thin film of life on the surface of this planet is continually recycling itself.
Millions of years ago the molecules of water in your blood were dinosaur piss.
In a million years' time the molecules of water in your piss will be part of something else's blood.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11791 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 1:31:02 AM
Who cares? There is no afterlife anyway. Christians can have this argument with the muslims and jews and other branches of their own faith. It really doesn't bother me, except for its own pointlessness.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1582 Posts
Sunday, June 16, 2013 12:05:14 AM
A belief in god is not necessary to have a belief in re-incarnation or translation into a higher plane of existence.

The universe and the Natural world exist just fine without an invisible man in the sky waving his hand to make it all work.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 10:48:10 PM

jinxjinx34,
"I am not gay"

A 6 pack will fix that.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1702 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 9:34:29 PM
This is a paradoxical message coming from a church. Here's my take on it:

It's wise to always act according to whatever information you have. The more certain a matter is, the less it should be ignored. The more information there is on it, the more it can be examined before deciding. This is true and a wise way to make decisions in matters within life as well..... now death is the most certain thing looming over any of us. The only people to offer any kind information whatsoever about it, have stated that your "experience" continues and the way you've led your life matters on how. So the most logical decision is to NOT ignore that. Until better information comes along, it's the wisest move.

You might say "how did they know?". I don't know. But its always the case when someone offers an explanation of something novel, no one knows. You take it until a better one come along... and the concept is refined. Ignoring it altogether seems unwise

Livetoday
Male, 50-59, Western US
 16 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 9:00:11 PM
Why would we need to go anywhere?

JDplaysFF
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 577 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 8:34:27 PM
@Holygod -

Heh, liked the imagery there. Buddy Christ on SNL

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3611 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 7:56:42 PM
I want to be cremated and pressed into vinyl records. I'm going to have to write a few songs specifically for the occasion then make sure they're recorded and stored somewhere safe so none of my friends or family hear them before I check out.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1461 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 7:15:16 PM
Emmetyville here you go. I am much worse than traditional theists. I believe people go where they think they go. Mwahahahaha.

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4960 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 4:14:25 PM
DrProfessor

"Agnostic, yo. I can't be sure what happens until someone proves it..."

No such thing as an agnostic. OF COURSE you aren't "sure". I'm not "sure". But every agnostic is an atheist. They are just an atheist open minded to the idea of god if it is proven to exist. I'd like to think EVERY atheist is open to that.

It isn't as if the rapture is going to happen and jesus comes back and goes on SNL and I'm just going to say, nope I don't believe in god.

I don't believe in leprechauns or unicorns either but if i see one I'll change my mind.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1790 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 4:03:41 PM
As opposed to all MESSED up and no place to go.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11630 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 4:01:41 PM
I'd rather go nowhere than follow the Catholics.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 3:09:16 PM
Agnostic, yo. I can't be sure what happens until someone proves it...

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4789 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 3:03:56 PM
The thing is, to an atheist, EVERYONE has no place to go when they die, regardless of their beliefs.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Saturday, June 15, 2013 2:16:56 PM
I dunno, I was hoping to be buried in a shroud and nourish a nice tree or something. Return me to the ground whence I came offspring!

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