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Heaven And Hell [Pic]

Hits: 8629 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Sweepofdeath
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Female, 18-29, Europe
 365 Posts
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 6:58:37 AM
Cops in Germany are quite nice. Like daddies scolding you.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 11743 Posts
Friday, May 24, 2013 3:27:33 PM
Im happy we have the best police in the world

Male, 30-39, Western US
 297 Posts
Friday, May 24, 2013 1:59:14 PM
Darn trollers hate it when America isn't the one being bashed :) sorry folks, Europe sucks too.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 231 Posts
Friday, May 24, 2013 6:46:23 AM
I thought hell was just flat out America.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 1428 Posts
Friday, May 24, 2013 6:09:16 AM
Hell is where the police are American, the chefs Russian, the mechanics Russian, the lovers Russian and it's organised by the Americans

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3383 Posts
Friday, May 24, 2013 5:54:31 AM
Awww... My feelings were hurt.

Male, 60-69, Western US
 1882 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:31:35 PM
and banking in US (another realm of hell)

Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:00:47 PM
*not invited* :(

Male, 30-39, Europe
 1266 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:56:48 PM
Since many of the world's best chef's are now British, this is kind of out of date. I reckon I could cook a British meal that would equal home-cooked food from anywhere. I could also cook an Indian or Thai curry, a Tex-Mex chilli or fajitas, American burger, Italian meatballs and a range of Turkish dishes, all from raw ingredients apart from bread products. The British are good at absorbing the best of other cultures, and the food here beats the world at their own game.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:29:20 PM
Oh this reminds me of another great joke along these lines: on a sinking ship the crew has to convince various passengers to leap overboard. To the American they say, "You'll be a hero if you jump!" To the Brit, "You'll be a gentleman if you jump!" To the Italian, "You'll be popular with the girls if you jump!" To the German, "It's the rule on this ship that you jump." To the Japanese, "Everyone else has jumped!"

Byfield don't feel too bad, according to Hetalia Britain cooks good food poorly, which is still better than Finland who manages to cook terrible food well. So it all balances out

(Actually all of the above is from Hetalia, I had to mention it, "Heaven and Hell" is regularly invoked on the show!)

Male, 18-29, Western US
 158 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:06:01 PM
that was one hell of a Holocaust joke ya made there...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 468 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:54:40 PM
Ive never heardof british chefs being crap?

Male, 40-49, Europe
 387 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:52:00 PM
How dare you ...? We germans can cook ... I at least. And I once was a mechanic. This must be heaven. ;)

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:41:29 PM
Link: Heaven And Hell [Pic] [Rate Link] - Really? The chefs in hell aren't German? I heard they work wonders with an oven.

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